Elfpanties?

"Reverend Jen" is an NYC painter who professes a belief that she is an elf. She sells her "gently worn" panties over the Internet, because:

art stardom is one of the least lucrative career paths at gal can take. Despite the fact that I'm a creative genius, I have a lot of trouble making ends meet because I'm wrapped up in my visionary artistic pursuits. Not only that, I have so many pairs of panties, I don't know what to do with them…At last count, I had 1,172 pairs of panties, and my collection just keeps on growing. By purchasing apair of my "gently worn" panties, not only will you get to enjoy unfathomnable sensory pleasures, you will be supporting the avant-garde and contributing to the course of art history as we know it.

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(via Journeyman Onanist)