John Dvorak pegs me perfectly.

In his latest PC Magazine column, columnist John Dvorak (shown on left) calls me a "goofy looking schlub." That pretty much nails it. I only wish he'd gotten my first name right:

"Then there's the spike-haired Mike Frauenfelder (if that is, indeed, his real name). This guy looks as if he wants to wash a camel with cream cheese. Maybe if he tucked in his shirt he would be more respectable. Anyway, he says using the PC is like being stuck in a bad relationship. Yes, well, perhaps he should be a Mac user if he associates relationships with computers."

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