
Ran into an interesting scam the other day. I got a call from someone claiming to be a producer for a television show, saying he wanted to interview me, in my capacity as a Web programmer and the owner of Seven Deadly Productions, for a show on the Bay Area business scene. He was interested in me "as an expert," he said. I'm not an expert on the Bay Area business scene, but I am an expert at bullshitting in interviews, so I called him back. ...Teresa uses this as a springboard for an excellent piece on vanity publishers and scam artist agents, linked up and down the whole grifting Web. Link DiscussThe spiel was odd from the beginning. For instance, he described his show as being "like Hard Copy or 20/20 except we only say good things." Hard Copy without the criticism is like World's Scariest Police Chases without the reckless driving. ...
Then he went into the details of what they're going to do for me. He pointed out that they were going to pay for a cameraman and lights and so forth, to the tune of something like ten thousand dollars. This is where my right eyebrow began to lift of its own accord. ...
... [T]hen he dropped the bomb. Well, more kind of sidled the bomb into place. Introduced the bomb. He told me that what with them paying for the videotaping and all, I'd be expected to pay the relatively small cost of "production and editing." Then he quickly moved onto something else which I don't remember because of the klaxon and flashing red lights that were going off in my head.
A 700-year old Austrian church fresco has been discovered, with a likeness of what appears to be Mickey Mouse. The Maltese tourist board is considering suing Disney for trademark infringment.
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My pal Roger Wood, a gobsmackingly brilliant assemblage sculptor who makes breathtakingly wild junk-clocks like the one pictured here, is having a gallery show in Toronto.
When: Nov 20th, 2002 - Jan 19th, 2003
Where: Wagner Rosenbaum Gallery, 169 King St E, Toronto
Roger's clocks are folk-art-cum-fine-art. Put one of Roger's clocks on your shelf and you will smile, every day. If you're in Toronto and you miss his show, you're missing out on a chance to have your mind blown. Say hi to him for me, OK?
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Lalo Alcaraz's brilliant and infamous "L.A. Cucaracha" comic just got picked up for a 10-year syndication deal. Right on, Lalo! Link Discuss
UPDATE: Buy prints from Lalo, like the extremely chido "Never Forget Columbus" cartoon at left, at the cartoonista.com store or here on eBay.
"Featured
offerings this year include:
* International Space
Station Journey: $20,000,000. The Space Store is proud to offer the trip
of a lifetime -- the same trip enjoyed by Dennis Tito, Mark Shuttleworth...and
almost by N'Sync superstar Lance Bass! One individual will fly on a Soyuz
spacecraft with two Russian cosmonauts for a 10-day (approximate) stay on
the International Space Station. Seating is limited.
* International Space
Station Destiny Module Replica: $2,500,000 This full-scale replica of
the International Space Station U.S. Laboratory Module Destiny is constructed
with amazing attention to detail including an observation window with a flat
panel screen with earth views, an astronaut sleeping cabin with sleeping bag,
a treadmill just like the ones the astronauts use in space and storage facilities.
Sounds recorded on the actual space station add a realistic finishing touch.
You'll think you've actually made a trip to the International Space Station!
Could be a very cool fort in the backyard.
* Apollo A6L Prototype
Spacesuit Micrometeoroid Jacket and Pants $7500 The A6L was the prototype
spacesuit that preceded the A7L used in the Apollo program. Perfect for that
next trip to the moon, the space suit is a thickly padded micrometeoroid garment
filled with layers of Mylar and other materials designed to prevent a micrometeoroid
from penetrating and puncturing the inner pressure suit.
* Zero Gravity Flight
$5400 Experience weightlessness just like the astronauts. Weightlessness is
achieved by having an aircraft -- in this case a Russian Ilyushin-76 -- start
from level flight, and pitch up to approximately 45 degrees nose-high and
wings-level. As the plane flies upward, it accelerates itself and everyone
inside. Then, the engines are powered back and the airplane glides over the
top of the arch with just enough power (jet thrust) to overcome air friction
and drag. So how did you think they filmed those scenes in the Apollo 13 movie?
* Museum Quality
International Space Station Model $1500 When you can't make a trip to
the International Space Station, instead bring the space station to you. This
is a high fidelity, accurate, museum quality replica of the International
Space Station assembled and ready for display. A stand is provided with each
model. Note: This is the "before Congress slashes the NASA budget again" configuration
of ISS.
* Real Space Food
$5.00 Not quite on a government space budget yet? No problem -- you can
still eat like the astronauts on a civilian budget! These food items are fully
hydrated and ready to eat. All have passed stringent NASA guidelines and are
made to exact NASA specifications for the shuttle and station crews. The only
difference between ours and the food that goes into space is velcro -- NASA
glues strips of velcro to their space food so that it doesn't float away!
Although similar to a military MRE, the real space food is of a much higher
quality, personally supervised, hand made and much lower in sodium and fat."
Hoodlum Helmets: One-stop hipster welding-helmet shop.
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