If you're the kind of person who can't decide which is better — whirling pasties attached to a punk rock burlesque star, or a 200-pound masked Tijuana wrestler being thrown accross the ring — you should have been at last night's "Lucha Va Voom Valentine's Day Massacre." I thought I'd seen it all. Then, after el Gringo Loco and Rosa Salvaje finished mutually pulverizing one another's faces, I watched a three-foot-tall strip queen rip off her Zoot suit and fake mustache, and all hell broke loose. Last night's show took place at the Mayan Theater in LA, details on the troupe and upcoming performances elsewhere are here. Discuss
