Porn scribe for sale on eBay

Reverse Cowgirl writes:

from Carly Milne's Pornblography comes word today that porno-journalist Stephen Ochs is selling his XXX-writing expertise on eBay. for the right amount of cash, Ochs will personally pen for you a write-up of the next porn set that he tours:

"What I'm auctioning today is a personalized description of my next visit to an X-rated movie set. Want to know what kind of food your favorite porn star eats? I'll tell you. Curious what kind of cameras they use? Just ask. Have something special you'd like me to take a picture of? I'll do it. Want to get a personal message to a porn starlet? I'll deliver it for ya. Win the auction, and you can specify any personal area of interest of the next set I visit, and I'll describe it and photograph it in a one-of-a-kind document suitable for framing, publication or use as kindling."

Bidding starts at $2.00, and currently there are no bids. Link to eBay auction (registration required), Discuss