Want to participate in a science fair but you believe in Creation "Science?" Why not throw a Creation Science Fair? (Is this a hoax? It seems remarkably unselfconsciously cliched) (This is a hoax, but a funny one)
1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"
Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.2nd Place: "Pine Cones Are Complicated"
David Block and Trevor Murry (grades 4) showed how specifically complicated pine cones are and how they reveal God's design in nature.Honorable Mention:
"God Made Kitty" – Sally Reister (grade 3)
"The Bible Says Creation" – Aaron Kent (grade 5)
"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" – Paul Sanborn (grade 4)
(Thanks, Henry!)
