Junior wrenched open a draw in the desk and ripped from it a scrawny-looking cuddly toy with its eyes plucked out and awful stains on its mouth.Link (via Vertical Hold)
"THIS is Ringo!" he exulted. "RINGO is my FRIEND!" He clutched the scabby thing to a chest already pebbledashed with cocaine, bloodclots and snot.
My back bumped into the door. "And… he says things, does he?"
"Yeahhhhhh," Junior sighed, stroking Ringo's stomach in a disturbingly sexual way.
"Well, um, excellent. I should be going. I have to accept a shipment of dolphin steaks tonight
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.