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Friday, January 31, 2003

Twin Towers: All your DVD subtitles are belong to us

Rip-roaringly bad translations of LOTR: TTT. The site intro sums it up: "This webpage celebrates the wonderful engrish subtitles featured in an asian bootleg DVD of Lord of The Rings - The Two Towers. What you see is exactly what appears on the TV screen. The first half of the movie has the most screengrabs, as there is more action than talking later on, and the subtitle writers eventually started getting the name of the characters right. Have fun!" May I suggest this one in particular. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:12:36 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Lego Stanley Cup recovered!

Oh happy day: The 6,000-lego-brick replica of hockey's Stanley Cup has been returned. Question: how do they know it's the real one, and not a replica replica? Link Discuss (Thanks, Rick!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:03:06 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Qualcomm's cryptophones at the Super Bowl

During last Sunday's Super Bowl, Qualcomm provided Qsec-800 cellular phones to local and federal security agents. These CDMA phones include end-to-end encryption and other security features, and are designed to be secure enough to transmit classified government information. Link to Q-Sec-800 product PDF brochure, link to Wireless Week story, Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:57:17 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

People are toxic

"Scientists have been studying pollutants in air, water, and on land for decades. Now they're studying pollution in people, and the results are troubling. This Website reports results from the most comprehensive study ever conducted of multiple chemical contaminants in humans. Blood and urine from nine people were tested for 210 chemicals that occur in consumer products and industrial pollution." Link Discuss (Thanks, Tim!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:20:39 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Cuban-barrel-aged Glenfiddich banned from US

Glenfiddich Havana Reserve, a really, really nice scotch whisky that's matured in Cuban rum barrels, has been banned from import into the US because, somehow, that violates the embargo against trade with Cuba.
The company has been trying unsuccessfully to have the six-year-old Helms-Burton trade barrier relaxed through its legal representatives in New York.

The act tightened the four-decade-old economic embargo against Cuba and seeks to punish foreign-owned companies that engage in the "wrongful trafficking in property confiscated by the Castro regime".

Now, William Grant is introducing its precious malt to Canada, which has no such Cuban crisis and a waiting list to keep up with demand.

Link Discuss (via Fark)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:17:17 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Latex Mind Research

blog de jeanpoole's interview with a person who uses latex to expand his mind.
I am consciousness researcher and one of my main research topics is the resonator technology, which is based on the particular capability of inflatable latex objects to intensify and modify the perception of bodily vibrations to synchronize brain waves, which helps to learn and intensify meditation (a similar concept like bio-feedback; more explanations can be found on my site). I have studied much about drugfree psychedelics, including principles of yoga, shamanic trance rites and various other spiritual methodologies for inducing alterated states of mind, but as an asexual monk I never had cared about sex departments of the internet.
Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 05:23:55 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Skeleton iBook: transparent computing

The "Skeleton iBook" is an extreme iBook casemod where you make your own injection-molded trasnparent iBook chassis and move the guts to it. Link Discuss (via Charlie's Diary)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 03:27:35 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

INS manager shreds 90,000 docs to lighten workload

A manager at a California INS office got rid of his office's backlog by ordering his subordinates to shred over 90,000 piece of paperwork. As Danny points out, it's possible that a number of the deportainees of the last INS round-em-up whose paperwork was out of order were in fact victims of this lunatic, since they were all local to the office where the documents were shredded.
Among the destroyed papers, federal officials charged, were American and foreign passports, applications for asylum, birth certificates and other documents supporting applications for citizenship, visas and work permits
NYT Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 03:22:36 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Patron Saint sought for Internet

The Vatican has announced a hunt for a Patron Saint for the Internet. You know, there is no shortage of bushy-bearded Unix-geeks with mad saintly eyes that they could consider, but I guess that you have to be dead first, and fatally wounding the ILECs probably isn't enough of a miracle to qualify for canonization.
Will it be Archangel Gabriel, whom the Bible credits with bringing Mary the news that she'd give birth to Jesus? Or Saint Isadore of Seville, who wrote the world's first encyclopedia? Or perhaps Saint Clare of Assisi, a nun believed to have seen visions on a wall?

So far, about 5,000 visitors are casting their votes daily on www.santiebeati.it, something that delights Monsignor James P. Moroney, an expert on prayer and worship for the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jason!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:59:45 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

WiFi companies and military agree on noise-limits

The military and a consortium of WiFi vendors have agreed on interference thresholds for 802.11 devices that will allow them to peacefully (heh) co-exist with military radar.
"We feel comfortable that the new limits will protect military radar," said Badri Younes, a director of spectrum management at the Department of Defense...

"No one is entirely happy, and that's the essence of compromise," said Intel spokesman Peter Pitsch.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:56:02 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Murdered boy's remains can't be released to family without murderer's permission

A judge won't release the ten-years-murdered remains of a small boy to his family without a waiver from the murderer, who is on death row, but whose property the remains somehow appear to be.
Chad was shot in 1991, and buried in a shallow grave behind a house where Horn's family lived. Horn then tormented the Choice family for years, sending ransom notes and placing Chad's skull on the doorstep of the Choices' home on the fourth anniversary of the boy's disappearance.
Link Discuss (via Fark)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 12:01:37 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

12" Powerbook dissected

Great Japanese photo-gallery that documents the dissection of one of the new 12" Powerbooks. I've got one of these on the way, but I don't think I'll be (deliberately) taking it to bits any time soon. Link Discuss (via MacSlash)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:03:55 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Brobeck collapses

Brobeck, a massive technology/finance corporate law-firm, has collapsed.
Three years ago, Brobeck recorded the highest profits in the city for a firm its size, each partner taking in $850,000, according to the Recorder, a San Francisco legal publication. Its total revenue topped $300 million. And Brobeck handled hundreds of merger deals and IPOs, such as Juno Online Services, the free Internet service provider, and DoubleClick, the online ad company.
Link Discuss (Thanks, ronks!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:02:00 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Fuel Cell Store

Paul sez: "Caught up in the post-State-of-the-Union excitement over fuel cells, but don't have $1.2 billion to spend? Fuelcellstore.com has "accessories & gifts" like demonstration fuel cells, fuel cell powered desktop fans, and -- most exciting -- a remote-control fuel cell car." Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:34:11 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Space Shuttle runs free software and open protocols

The Space Shuttle is getting fresh data connectivity courtesy of Linux boxen and TCP/IP:
Nasa is keen to use standard terrestrial techniques to route data to and from satellites and spacecraft to cut costs and make off-planet resources easier to manage.

The space agency currently uses a mish-mash of ageing hardware and software to keep in touch with spacecraft and to ship data back and forth.

By converting to tried and tested technologies used to keep the net running, Nasa believes it can cut the numbers of staff needed to ensure spacecraft stay in touch.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:00:49 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Thursday, January 30, 2003

Feral hippos haunt druglord's estate

The animals of Pablo "drug kingpin" Escobar's private zoo have gone feral, and ten hippopotami now roam the grounds of his estate north of Bogata.
A dozen refugee children play in the grounds all day, and the hippos watch them from the lake. Only the tops of the hippos' massive, reddish-brown heads and their constantly twitching ears show above the water. If the children come too close to the shore, the hippos snort and bluster and open their jaws menacingly, or make a rolling dive, to scare them away...

The refugees, unfamiliar with the ways of the giant African herbivores, have tried repeatedly to fence them in with barbed wire to thwart their raids on the salt lick and keep them from upsetting the cows. But to a hippo, a barbed-wire fence is an annoyance, not an obstacle.

Link Discuss (via MeFi)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:36:06 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Texas prof won't recommend Creationist students for biomedical study

A prof in Texas is refusing to write letters of recommendation for further study in biomedical science unless his students aver a belief in evolution and disclaim a belief in Creationism. His students claim it's "religious bigotry."
The Web page advises students seeking a recommendation to be prepared to answer the question: "How do you think the human species originated?"

"If you cannot truthfully and forthrightly affirm a scientific answer to this question, then you should not seek my recommendation for admittance to further education in the biomedical sciences," Dini writes...

He argues that physicians who "ignore or neglect" the Darwinian aspects of medicine or the evolutionary origin of humans can make bad clinical decisions...

A scientist who denies the "fact" of human evolution, Dini writes, is in effect committing "malpractice regarding the method of science."

"Good scientists would never throw out data that do not conform to their expectations or beliefs," he writes.

Link Discuss (via MeFi)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:33:07 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

The Last Real Carnival Sideshow?

The Erie Times News ran an interesting article about why the days of the classic carny freakshow are numbered. The article is set in the World of Wonders, one of the last "odditoriums" still on the carnival circuit.
"Thank God as a young boy I saw someone sticking a nail up their nose, or I would have a terrible life,'' said Apocalypse as he pulled a cigarette out of a metal Band-Aid tin. "You want to see a freak show? A guy sitting in a cubicle, staring into a computer all day, typing until he gets carpal tunnel syndrome, with a 'thank God it's Friday' coffee mug sitting on his desk. There's your freak show.''
Link Discuss

posted by David Pescovitz at 08:00:38 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Big Privacy Stink Over Small Tech

Gillete announced a plan to embed radio-frequency identification tags in razors to foil shoplifters.
From Small Times: "A pilot is already under way at a Tesco store in Cambridge, England, which is testing whether a Gillette 'smart shelf' can use RFID to foil shoplifters (Gillette has found that if someone takes more than two or three packages of razors, they're probably stealing)."
People are freaked out that if more products become tagged, someone could drive by your house and gather a list of what you buy. The (current) reality though is that the RFID scanner has to be within three feet of a tag to read it. Personally, I'm more interested in the cool nano/micro-fluidic technique Gillete's RFID vendor, Alien Technology, developed to make these things on the cheap. Link Discuss

posted by David Pescovitz at 07:50:41 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Mena's Tokyo Disneyland pix

Mena and Ben "Moveable Type" Trott recently took a biz-trip to Tokyo and got to spend an afternoon at Tokyo Disneyland/Disney Sea. Mena's posted a gallery of fantastic shots from the Parks. I am turgid with jealousy. I yearn to visit Japan, to see the Akihabara, to wander the alleys of Tokyo Disneyland, to buy a square watermelon from a vending machine. Link Discuss (Thanks, Mena!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:22:00 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

King Kukulele's Tiki Paradise

Here's an article I wrote for the LA Weekly about a guy named Denny Moynahan who is converting an abandoned building in Los Angeles into a Tiki-themed apartment complex. The Weekly didn't run any pictures, but I've got some here. Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 02:31:55 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Wacko Jacko's nose game

Here's a little quiz for you. Can you pick which of the 15 noses belong to Michael Jackson? (I got 13 out of 15.) Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 01:59:57 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Microsoft's SPOT watch uses FM radio signals

Interesting article about the way Microsoft's SPOT (smart peronsal object technology) watch will work.
Microsoft ... settled on a data rate of 12 kilobits per second. In a given day... more than 125 megabytes can be transferred in the radio broadcasts. Microsoft ... secretly cut deals with FM radio stations around the country to lease the sub-carrier spectrum... enough coverage to hit about 80 percent of the country, and all major metropolitan areas. Microsoft found a way to personalize the watches: giving each a unique identification number. Then, as the watch is receiving the DirectBand signals, it looks only for data associated with the ID number. Hence, your watch only stores data on the sports teams you like and discards the rest. And because the watch knows which radio station it is receiving the information from, it can use that knowledge to reset itself. For instance, if you travel to Dallas, the watch will pick up signals from the Dallas radio station and reset itself for the appropriate time zone.
Link Merc News Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 10:56:12 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Email campaign to flush Rush shows promise

After listening to Rush Limbaugh call war protestors "anti-American," "anti-capitalist," and "communists," Vietnam war veteran Micheal Stinson started an email campaign to boycott Rush's show. So far Radio Shack, Amtrak, and Bose have stopped sponsoring the program. Personally, I don't care what happens to Rush's program. If his show gets killed (which I doubt it will) some other blowhard will take his place. Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 10:34:25 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Fray Cafe 3 at SXSW

Derek sez, "The third-annual Fray Cafe has been scheduled for Sunday March 9, right after the SXSW Web Awards ceremony. If you were turned away last year when the venue filled up, rest assured that the venue is much larger this year -- The Mercury Lounge! Start practicing those stories." Link Discuss (Thanks, Derek!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:27:57 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Stross and me on the WELL

Charlie "Hugo Nominee" Stross and I are having a two-week-long discussion on the WELL's public Inkwell.vue conference, in honor of the publication of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom. Even if you don't have a WELL account, you can join in by emailing questions to Charlie.
Social incentives are the most powerful forces in our world -- the reason you can't wear your underwear on your head is because of disapprobation. The most disruptive thing about the Internet is its ability to locate you in homogenous communities that embrace the same values as you, so that there's no dialectic in socail pressure: IOW, you can spend all your time in alt.underwear.on.my.head and never get the funny looks that would cause you to reconsider your fashion choices. This isn't necessarily a bad thing (except when it is, i.e., alt.big.nazi.idiots), but it is a powerfully disruptive thing.

Sidebar: in our second collaboration, "Flowers from Alice," we deal with uploaded "people' who can instantiate many copies of themselves in parallel. One of the interesting things about this is that it suggests that attention isn't necessarily a scarce resource -- if you need to do two things at once, you just make another copy to do it...

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:13:20 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Dumpster Diving: an experience not to be missed

This morning's Kuro5hin has a great article on the ins and outs of dumpster diving. I've always been fascinated by diving (and I've done a little myself -- see this Wired article I wrote). I recently got sent a copy of Dumpster Diving: The Advanced Course, How to Turn Other People's Trash into Money, Publicity, and Power, a Paladin Press book written as a follow-on to the classic "The Art and Science of Dumpster Diving." The hardcore divers I know are all a little on the intense side, filled with folk wisdom and radical philosophy about trash and politics, and the author of DD:TAC is no exception. The book is a kind of extended rant, alternating between fish-tales about the big, big dumpster scores, stories of inadvertent discovery of secret information that blows the lid off of political conspiracies, and love found and lost in the trash. The Paladin Press titles vary pretty widely in writing-quality, but this is definitely on the high-end of the scale, and the information is invaluable. As the landfills overflow and the moments of our lives grow ever more ephemeral, there is no experience more life-changing that dumpster-diving. I think everyone should spend a couple nights in the trash, at least once in their lives. Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:08:49 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Big trouble on the funnies page

San Francisco's Cartoon Art Museum is hosting an exhibit of controversy in comic strips, including both the offending strips and the hate-mail they generated.
A TIME LINE OF COMIC STRIP CONTROVERSY

1900s: The Yellow Kid and the Katzenjammer Kids are cited for bad influence on youth.

1910s: In Polly and Her Pals, the "new woman" dares to show ankle.

1930s: Little Orphan Annie creator Harold Gray ridicules labor and FDR's New Deal. Dick Tracy becomes the first action strip to depict violence in America's backyard.

1940s: In Li'l Abner, Al Capp kicks against the establishment.

1950s: Pogo creator Walt Kelly lampoons Sen. Joseph R. McCarthy.

1960s: On Stage introduces a black character; several papers cancel the strip.

1970s: "How come there's no blacks in this honky outfit?" asks Lt. Flap in Beetle Bailey. Garry Trudeau brings hashish and Watergate to the funnies in Doonesbury.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:00:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Human sewage recycled into artificial ski-snow

An Australian ski-resort is recycling black-water (sewage) into artificial snow:
Waste from resort is converted into usable water in two ways, both at a recycling plant for initial treatment, and then separately through a three-step purifying process of UV light filtration, ozonation and ultra-filtration. The final ultra-filtration step removes all suspended solids from the liquid including all biological matter, alive or dead. The resulting water is even free of viruses, bacteria and spores from cryptosporidium or giardia. The treated wastewater is then used in conjunction with meltwater and creekwater from surrounding areas to create snow.
Link Discuss (via /.)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:51:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

180,000 Canadian personal records AWOL from IBM

IBM, which operates data-archiving vaults in Canada, has lost a hard-drive containing the records for 180,000 customers of an insurance company. The records contain everything an enterprising identity thief needs, including Social Insurance Numbers, names, addresses, mothers' maiden names, beneficiaries and pre-authorized checking information. Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:44:00 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

This Phone is Tapped


25 "This Phone is Tapped" USAPATRIOT stickers for $5.50, suitable for prominent placement on the phones in your life. Link Discuss (via JWZ's LiveJournal)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:34:48 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Googlebox saves San Diego

Google is a private company and is notoriously closed-mouth about its revenue sources. We know that some of the money comes from partnership deals, and that some of it comes from Google "appliances" for searching private networks, but it's rare to actually get information on what actual customers pay for the service and why Google's pitch is attractive. The city of San Diego recently dropped $23,000 on a Googlebox that has completely changed the way that city employees and residents interact with each other. The interesting thing for me is that the competition here proposed a much more expensive "solution" that involved creating an explicit taxonomy and then manually tagging all the city's docs within it. In other words, the competition's pitch is, "First, tell us everything you have, then we'll tell you what you've got." No wonder Google's kicking ass in the market.
Bill Cull, the city's E-government program manager, says that because city officials were so familiar with Google, it was hard to ignore the vendor's pitch. It also didn't hurt that it was being offered a special price as a public entity. The city opted for a single Google server with a license to search an index of up to 150,000 documents. The result has been a welcome improvement for the city's 8,000 computer-equipped employees and its nearly 250,000 unique monthly site visitors: Cull says employees are using stuff they didn't know existed, and citizens are sending E-mail about the search success they're having.
Link Discuss (via EvHead)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:34:13 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

Human front-side-bus-multiplier discovered

Purdue researchers have isolated the protein that controls the body's clock -- by fuxoring with it, they hypothesise that they can induce "days" that are longer or shorter than 24h in humans and other organisms.
To confirm that the protein was responsible not just for regulating growth but for all activities set by the biological clock, Pin-Ju Chueh, then a microbiology graduate student in Dorothy Morre's lab, isolated the gene which produced the protein within cells. The team then cloned the protein and altered it in ways that produced different period lengths.

"We found that we could produce clocks with cycles of between 22 and 42 minutes," James Morre said. "The 'day' which the cell experienced was precisely 60 times the period length of the protein's cycle. We even found that feeding cells heavy water gave them a 27-minute cycle of growth and rest, so that old piece of information served to confirm our theory."

Link Discuss (via Schism Matrix)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:18:58 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Live from the Blogosphere in LA Feb 15

If you live in Los Angeles, you are invited to a panel discussion about weblogs, moderated by Xeni. I'll be on the panel, along with Evan Williams, the creator of Blogger, Susannah Breslin of the Reverse Cowgirl Blog, Doc Searls of Linux Journal, Tony Pierce of Busblog, and Heather Havrelisky of Rabbit Blog. For time and location, read this press release: Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 04:02:10 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Powers of Ten squared

This Java app recreates the Powers of Ten movie on an even grander scale, beginning with the galaxy and zooming down to an invidual quark, with stops on the way at the Milky Way, Earth, Florida, an oak tree, a leaf, DNA, and an individual carbon atom Link Discuss (Thanks, Dav!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 03:23:42 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Jim Carrey as Lemony Snicket's "Count Olaf?"

Rumor has it that Jim Carrey will play Count Olaf in the film adaptation of the Lemony Snicket books that's being shot next summer. Link Discuss (via Exciting Monkeybum Stories for Boys and Girls)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:40:33 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Whuffie for hackers

Good SmartMobs story on Affero, a reputation system for hackers, and the ways in which it parallels Whuffie:
One of the critical uncertainties about the future of smart mobs is whether or not workable, transportable, trustworthy reputation systems will evolve and spread. The potential for collective action in any population cannot be realized until the trust level rises above a threshold, and reputation can multiply the number of ways people trust each other. So far, eBay's and Slashdot's reputation system , or the more geeky trust metric used by Advogato have been the exemplars of reputation management systems.

Affero is a new wrinkle, one that holds some promise. Specifically created to "facilitate funding for Free Software and Open Source projects and to facilitate more effective dialogue among groups", Affero works for Usenet or listservs or message boards." You register and get a URL you can put in your .sig or on a web page. People who like your posts or feel you have contributed your time and expertise to helping them with a technical problem can click on your URL and give you reputation points or contribute money (via credit card and soon via PayPal) to your chosen cause, or to the community's default cause, or all three. Organizations like the Free Software Foundation and Electronic Frontier Foundation are popular beneficiaries.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Howard!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:04:26 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Free Networks summit in Vegas

Schuyler sez:
The FreeNetworks Conference (FN-CON) 2003 is focused on giving the public an in-depth look into the the fast growing worldwide movement of Community Wireless Networking (CWN).

FN-CON aims to gather the experts and implementors in community wireless networking groups from across the globe, innovators from the wired community and municipal networks, and the technologists designing the hardware for future phases of this amazing movement.

The conference will combine overviews of the technologies and motivations, status reports from the frontline, and in-depth coverage of implementation details that provide the conference attendee with the knowledge to bootstrap a CWN in their own locale.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Schuyler!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:58:39 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Interview with kidnapped Adventure journalist

World's Most Dangerous Places author Robert Young Pelton describes his ten day ordeal as a captive of a right-wing paramilitary group in the Panamanian jungle.
Do you feel lucky that you came out of it alive?

It's not really luck. You're in a certain mindset when you're kidnapped. You want to win the respect of your captors, so they drop their guard. You want to make sure that you're always aware of what's going on. And you want to make sure that, should the moment arrive, you can escape. Because you are being held by people who chop up people with machetes. These are not boy scouts.

Link NatGeo Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 10:33:00 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Laptop desk

For the last few months, I've been using a folding contraption called the Laptop Desk with my iBook. I fold it in half to elevate my iBook when I use it at my desk, and unfold it and set it in my lap when I use my iBook on the couch for long periods of time (so I don't cook my thighs). I really like it, but I don't think I'd want to pack it in my luggage (even though it would easily fit in my iBook case) because I don't need the additional 1 pound, 6 ounces. But for home use, it's excellent. Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 10:18:23 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

George Saunders New Yorker adbusters story

George "Civilwarland in Bad Decline" Saunders's latest sf story in the New Yorker is about kids who are raised as captive focus groups, with ads screened directly inside their heads.
Because I for one wanted to do right, I did not want to sneak through that gap, I wanted to wed someone when old enough (I will soon tell who) and relocate to the appropriate facility in terms of demographics, namely Young Marrieds, such as Scranton, PA, or Mobile, AL, and then along comes Josh doing Ruthie with imperity, and no one is punished, and soon the miracle of birth results and all our Coördinators, even Mr. Delacourt, are bringing Baby Amber stuffed animals? At which point every cell or chromosome or whatever it was in my gonads that had been holding their breaths was suddenly like, Dude, slide through that gap no matter how bad it hurts, squat outside Carolyn's Privacy Tarp whispering, Carolyn, it's me, please un-Velcro your Privacy opening!

Then came the final straw that broke the back of my saying no to my gonads, which was I dreamed I was that black dude on MTV's "Hot and Spicy Christmas" (around like Location Indicator 34412, if you want to check it out) and Carolyn was the oiled-up white chick, and we were trying to earn the Island Vacation by miming through the ten Hot 'n' Nasty Positions before the end of "We Three Kings," only then, sadly, during Her on Top, Thumb in Mouth, her Elf Cap fell off, and as the Loser Buzzer sounded she bent low to me, saying, Oh, Jon, I wish we did not have to do this for fake in front of hundreds of kids on Spring Break doing the wave but instead could do it for real with just each other in private.

And then she kissed me with a kiss I can only describe as melting.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Aaron!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:46:11 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Spike retires from OJR after five years

After five years of writing for Online Journalism Review, Gideon "Spike" Brower is calling it quits. His last column includes a bunch of his favorite Internet stuff. So long, Spike! Link Discuss (Thanks, Spike!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:41:02 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Japan's Napster losing in court

"File Rouge," Japan's answer to Napster, has had a devastating judgement against it, and damages to the Japanese recording industry associations could exceed 400 million Yen ($3,382,924.81). Original Japanese link Babelfish translated link Discuss (Thanks, Yuichi!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:37:53 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

eThrombosis: Computers give you embolisms

Kiwi scientists warn of "eThrombosis" -- veinous thromboses brought on by sitting on your ass in front of a computer all the damned time.
This is the first reported case of an association between prolonged immobility at a computer and a life-threatening embolism, says the researchers, who suggest the condition should be called "eThrombosis". However, some scientists are likely to question the link.
Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:29:50 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Model Rocket Inflight Video Camera link via 2.4GHz Microwave

K-rad video clips of a model rocket flight transmitted live to a ground station via 2.4GHz microwave. Site offers videos in QT, WMV formats. Link Discuss (Thanks, Adam!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 08:29:13 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Disneyland crafts projects

At-Home Imagineering is Martha-Stewart-grade crafts and cooking project that results in tchotchkes and nosh inspired by the rides and menus of Disnelyland. Link Discuss (Thanks, Bill!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:27:23 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Unified theory of calculus

Dr. Martin Bohner, a math prof at University of Missouri-Rolla, has published new advances in Calculus that are being characterized as a "unified theory of calculus."
Bohner's paper had the highest percentage increase in citations in ISI Essential Science Indicators in the field of mathematics from the second to third bimonthly periods of 2002.

"This paper is part of a fairly new and exciting effort to unify continuous and discrete calculus," says Bohner. "Dynamic equations on time scales have been introduced in order to unify the theories of differential equations and of difference equations and in order to extend those theories to other kinds of so-called 'dynamic equations.'"

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:17:49 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

German potato bazookas to be regulated

German kids have a new zip-gun: the potato-bazooka. Made by duct-taping one end of a pipe, and then loading it with hairspray and a potato, the gun is fired by touching off the harispray and blowing the potato forward at great speed:
With a range of 200 metres they could split a man’s head at 15 metres and penetrate a wooden wall at 90 metres.

The guns are not governed by the usual strict firearms regulations in Germany, but prosecutors in the republic’s 16 states are passing emergency rulings to try to outlaw them.

Times Online Link Discuss (via /.)

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Tuesday, January 28, 2003

Mental Green: ad-free-zones

Mental Green is a neat idea -- raise money through donations to buy up ad-space and then put nothing on it, forming a kind of greenspace without any mental bombardment. Unfortunately, the site to promote it is so gratuitously overdesigned (splashscreen, nonsensical frames, pull-down menu navigation, popup windows... you get the picture) that it's nearly impossible to figure out what they're up to.

Update: Turns out that this site is run by a marketing company. As Pesco sez, "Altruistic irony or a great PR stunt. You be the judge." Link Discuss (Thanks, Dean!)

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Strip Mall Convergence -- net-art-film

Peter Baldes's net-art site has a bunch of great little art-vids, but none so cool as this Strip Mall Convergence QuickTime, which is violently cognitively dissonant. In a good way. Link Discuss

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Radio interview about my novel!

I did an Internet radio interview about Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom, with a program called "The Dragon Page." It airs Thursday -- check it out! Link Discuss (Thanks, Evo!)

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Perfect pitch defeats auto-racing cheaters

Fantastic anaecdote about a music professor/Formula One car (thanks, QrazyQat) racer whose perfect pitch let him detect cheaters by listening to their engines:
I also used to tell my competitors what gear ratios they were running by comparing their cars' pitch with mine when we were adjacent on the track, identifying the musical interval between the two pitches (minor 2nd, Major 3rd, etc.), and then using temperament ratios to figure out the difference in RPM. It got a little busy out there sometimes with all the braking, cornering, multiplication and division.

I had the usual suspects memorized. Piece of cake - a major second is 9/8, major 3rd is 5/4, P4 = 4/3, P5 = 3/2 etc. For minor intervals I'd just interpolate from the nearest major/perfect.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeremy!)

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Finnish recording industry demands royalties for kindergarten singing

The Finnish recording industry is demanding that kindergartens pay 20 Euros per month in royalties for songs sung by the children. Link Discuss

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Kid in car crash thrown 25 feet in air, hangs onto power lines until saved

"A teenager was catapulted at least 25 feet in the air during an auto accident but grabbed onto overhead utility wires like an action hero and dangled for about 20 minutes before a rescue crew brought him down by ladder." (With video). Link Discuss

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Got a guitar and an oscilloscope? Here's $50

If you have a guitar and an oscilloscope capable of saving waveforms as digital files (that are emailable), and want to earn a quick $50, email me: mark@well.com. (It's for a short article I'm writing.) Discuss

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Verizon still drinking 1991's Kool-Aid

From Kevin Werbach's blog:
Link Hoewing of Verizon had an op-ed in the Boston Globe last weekend about broadband. This line stopped me: "Step back, and you can see the United States is recasting the Internet as a genuine multimedia platform...." It was meant as a positive statement of what could happen if the FCC further deregulates the Bells. Instead, it epitomizes what so many companies don't understand about the Net. They have never stopped yearning for the walled gardens of video dialtone or proprietary videotext services. If the broadband Net is turned into "multimedia", it will die the same death as all previous iterations of that vision.
Link Discuss

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Category Management: retail trendiness or criminal anti-trust?

"Category Management" is the sexy trend for today's mega-retailers. It involves asking one vendor to take over a section of your store and decide what you'll stock there, so that the vendor not only chooses which of its products you'll stock, but which of its comptetitors' products you'll stock.
Welcome to the world of "category management," a bizarre and controversial place in which the nation's biggest retailers ask one supplier in a category to figure out how best to stock their shelves. You'd expect HarperCollins to tell Borders which of its own books are hot, of course. But that's not what's going on here. Borders has essentially tapped Harper to advise it on what cookbooks to carry from all other publishers as well.

Strange as it may sound, category management is now standard practice at nearly every U.S. supermarket, convenience store, mass merchant, and drug chain. And its use is growing because it works -- at least from a dollars-and-cents standpoint. According to a recent survey by retail consultancy Cannondale Associates, retailers attribute 14 percent sales growth to category management; manufacturers report an 8 percent jump. Both say such collaboration is the key to maximum efficiency.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Tom!)

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Wired's Chris Anderson at Davos

Chris Anderson, Wired's editor, is writing dispatches from Davos for Slate. They're great!
When it comes to thinking about how to regulate the science, the best test may be the "yuck factor." This is, as you might imagine, a pretty squishy concept, something along the lines of using gut reaction as a proxy for a long and unproductive philosophical debate.... Dr. Baltimore bravely soldiered on, noting that yuck changes with age and generations; teenagers aren't freaked out by the things their parents are. Indeed, yuck is as much learned as innate: An audience member cheerily volunteered that a 1-year-old will drink apple juice -- which is urine-colored -- out of a bedpan without complaint. Good point: Perhaps this is not the stuff laws should be made of.
Link Discuss

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Fatal nut allergy contracted through liver-transplant

A man who received a liver transplant from someone with a terrible nut-allergy became allergic to nuts.
The 60-year-old man, who had no history of nut allergy, suffered an anaphylactic reaction to a cashew nut just 25 days after he received the liver transplant. The 15-year-old boy did have the allergy and had died after eating a peanut.
Link Discuss

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"Dancing Bug" cartoon covers Eldred decision

"Tom the Dancing Bug" just did a particularly funny take on the recent Supreme court decision, here. Discuss

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Cane Toad accessories

Incredibly icky -- but reasonably priced -- cane-toad-leather fashion accessories. Legs and faces optional. Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

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Surrealist art and torture in the Spanish Civil War

The Spanish paper el Pais published a story yesterday on the discovery by a Spanish art historian of the use of modern art in political torture during the Spanish Civil war. Bauhaus artists Kandinsky, Klee and Itten, and surrealist filmmakers Luis Bunuel and Salvador Dali, were said have inspired the creation of a series of secret cells and "psychotechnic" torture centers.
Beds were placed at a 20 degree angle, making them near-impossible to sleep on, and the floors of the 6ft by 3ft cells was scattered with bricks and other geometric blocks to prevent prisoners from walking backwards and forwards, according to the account of Laurencic's trial. The only option left to prisoners was staring at the walls, which were curved and covered with mind-altering patterns of cubes, squares, straight lines and spirals which utilised tricks of colour, perspective and scale to cause mental confusion and distress.

Lighting effects gave the impression that the dizzying patterns on the wall were moving. A stone bench was similarly designed to send a prisoner sliding to the floor when he or she sat down, Mr Milicua said. Some cells were painted with tar so that they would warm up in the sun and produce asphyxiating heat.

Guardian UK Link, Discuss (Thanks, Simon !)

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Lego Stanley Cup nabbed in Vegas

Is nothing sacred? A 6,000-brick replica of the Stanley Cup was reportedly swiped during a sports equipment convention in Las Vegas last week. The stolen hockey trophy copy is only one of two that exist, and was created to promote Lego's new NHL hockey kits. Worldnetdaily Link, Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

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Monday, January 27, 2003

Frank "Zagnatronic" Chu speaks!

Frank Chu is a San Francisco street-loony who shleps an inarticulate sign up and down the downtown streets, proclaiming his disgust with various politicians and their crimes against various "Zagnatronic Galaxies." He's a total fixture, so much so that you occassionally see people dressed as Frank (neat suit, shades, slight limp, sign) on Hallowe'en, and Quizno's subs used to sponsor an ad on the back of his sign ("The best sub in 12 Zagnatronic Galaxies!"). Here's a short feature about Frank. Link (25MB QuickTime) Discuss (via MeFi)

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Replica Mad Max badges

"The most look-a-like MADMAX movie badge" -- and it's only US$227, plus shipping from Japan! Link Discuss (Thanks, Jef!)

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Motorcycle hearses

A British funeral-entrepreneur has built a vintage-bike-sidecar-hearse. He's patenting it, too. Link Discuss (Thanks, Fred!)

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Open Content public swarming download net launches

Justin Chapaweske, who developed SwarmCast (a "swarming" parallel download tech) for OpenCola, has started a new company that's building on his work, called Onion Networks. Onion's tech turns the Slashdot effect into a cooperative effort, where everyone downloading a popular file becomes a host of part of the file, so that the more popular a file is, the easier it is to get.

To show off Onion's stuff, he's started the Open Content network, which allows the whole world to put its popular, high-demand files into the mesh to make 'em easier to download. Link Discuss

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Stanford Open Spectrum conference March 1-2

Larry Lessig is throwing a conference on Open Spectrum on March 1-2 at Stanford Law School:
In an effort to encourage innovation, critics of the current model have proposed radical - and radically different -- reforms. Some say spectrum should be treated like 'property', giving purchasers the same rights afforded any property owner, including the right to exclude others from using it, and the right to transfer ownership. In contrast, proponents of a 'commons' model argue that spectrum is like a stream that belongs to all of us, and that current technological innovations allow sharing of the resource--a practical, not moral, argument...

At "Spectrum Policy: Property or Commons?" leading figures in this debate will explain their views on today's wireless technology and market conditions, and discuss the complex implications of the competing models. Then they'll debate their positions before a blue ribbon panel of judges: FCC Chairman Michael Powell, renowned economist Harold Demsetz, and Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals Judge Alex Kozinski.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Lauren!)

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Lorem Ipsum means something

The secret life of "Lorem Ipsum," the nonsense Latin that designers dummy into their pages:
Contrary to popular belief, Lipsum is not simply random text. It has roots in a piece of classical Latin literature from 45 BC, making it over 2000 years old. Richard McClintock, a Latin professor at Hampden-Sydney College in Virginia, looked up one of the more obscure Latin words, consectetur, from a Lipsum passage, and going through the cites of the word in classical literature, discovered the undoubtable source. Lipsum comes from sections 1.10.32 and 1.10.33 of "de Finibus Bonorum et Malorum" (The Extremes of Good and Evil) by Cicero, written in 45 BC. This book is a treatise on the theory of ethics, very popular during the Renaissance. The first line of Lipsum, "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...", can be read out of a line from section 1.10.32, reproduced above.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Doug!)

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Stereoscopic Photoshop demystified

Jason Kottke's posted an amazing primer on rolling your own stereoscopic images with a digital camera and some image-editing software. Possum, my high-school roommate was obsessed with stereoscopes and three-d (part of a lifelong project to write stereoscopic software to help people understand how to visualize n-dimensional space in three dimensions), and would build his own by drawing two nearly identical images and sticking them on the ends of paper-towel rolls, then putting the rolls up to his eyes and unfocusing his vision until the image converged. It all went great until one day, he decided to try to train his eyes to move independently by slowly moving the tubes apart, while keeping the image converged. Luckily, he stopped before he did any permanent damage.
Stereo photography turns out to be fairly easy to do if you're not concerned with exact results, even if you only have one camera. Choose an appropriate scene and photograph it from two different positions a small distance apart, making sure to keep the camera as horizontal as possible. That distance depends on distance between the camera and the scene, but for most pictures, an inch or two of separation between camera positions is sufficient. For the Lisa Simpson image, the figurines were about two feet away and I moved the camera only about an inch between shots. Make sure you keep track of which is the left most photo and right most photo. That'll be important when preparing the images for viewing.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Rob!)

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MSFT's own servers were infected with Slammer

Last weekend's Slammer worm turned machines running unpatched Microsfot SQL server that were net-accessible into zombies that unleashed torrents of bogus packets on random hosts, busying-out big chunks of netspace for hours. The techy response was predictable: "What kinda idjit runs a MSFT server product without applying all the patches? And worse, what kinda idjit makes that machine available from the public Internet?"

Microsoft, it turns out. MSFT's own network was riddled with infected servers, which made it especially hard for affected sysadmins to get themselves a copy of the patch.

"This shows that the notion of patching doesn't work," said Bruce Schneier, chief technology officer for network protection firm Counterpane Internet Security. "Publicly, they are saying it's not our fault, because you should have patched. But Microsoft's own actions show that you can't reasonably expect people to be able to keep up with patches."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Bruce!)

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Telcos attack VoIP numbering

Phone companies are fighting over the allocations of phone-numbers to VoIP companies like Vonage, arguing that "designer phone numbers" and growing services will exhaust all ten-digit numbers PDQ. The telcos claim that they just want to play nice, but it sure sounds like they're trying to find an excuse to stop technology that lets us secede from the hated phone companies.
At the Jan. 22 NANC meeting, proponents of VoIP phone number regulation said they want agencies including the FCC to examine the Internet-phone industry's use of "designer numbers," among other things. Because of the nature of the Web, computer phone providers can offer customers a choice of different area codes, regardless of where they live.

"The idea is not to choke this thing off, but to explore the issues and reach some agreements so we can go forward," said Randy Sanders, BellSouth's director of regulatory and external affairs.

Link Discuss (via Hack the Planet)

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I can't believe it's not cultured vat-beef!

Tissue engineers are growing fake meat in vats from cell-cultures. Chicken Little, anyone?
However, you only need to establish a good blood supply if you want to grow thick slabs of muscle. Vladimir Mironov, director of the Shared Tissue Engineering Laboratory at the Medical University of South Carolina in Charleston has other ideas. His team thinks the meat of the future will be a processed food closer to a sausage or hamburger.

In a detailed project proposal to NASA, he sets out how to grow cells on protein spheres suspended in growth medium. These could then be harvested and made into nuggets or patties.

His starting cells will be myoblasts, which normally live at the edges of muscle fibres and help repair the muscles if they are damaged. They are better suited than embryonic stem cells, Mironov says, because they are already part of the way down the road to forming the desired cell type, rather than being totally undifferentiated.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

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Bowling-ball drops from high altitude simulate meteor strikes

Utah space enthusiasts want to find out what salt-flats look like after a meteor strike (so they can figure out which geographical elements are meteoric). To that end, they propose to drop bowling balls onto the flats from high-altitude aircraft.
Members began searching for aircraft and a cooperative bowling alley until the government's Bureau of Land Management heard of the plan. Officials were not amused. The prospect of high speed bowling balls plunging into the weather stations, geology researchers or racing car enthusiasts that populate the salt flat was simply not acceptable, they announced. So the plan has been put on ice until the society can convince them that it is safe. Members of the society are now preparing a reportso that officials can determine if the proposal can go ahead.
Link Discuss (via Making Light)

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Slovenian caves in full-screen QTVR: BoingBoing exclusive!

Yummy. Denmark-based QTVR evangelist Hans Nyberg sends us a link to this sumptuous full-screen vista, shot deep inside a rarely-seen cave in Slovenia. He writes: "This weeks panorama is one you have to see. It's an exclusive visit into a world that feels like something you'd find in Jules Verne's Journey to the Center of the Earth -- only this is the real world. You're entering a giant cave that has been experienced in person by less than 30 people, including the photographer Bostjan Burger. The colors and the view are unbelievable!"

Slovenia's slogan should be "Land o' Caves." There are more than 7,000 of them in this country, and many are captured in this online QTVR gallery of Burger's work, which contains more panoramas of Slovenian churches, waterfalls, and urban scenes. Truly jaw-dropping stuff. Link Discuss

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iCommune is back!

iCommune, the iTunes sharing/streaming plugin that Apple nastygrammed out of existence a couple weeks ago is back, though it's not clear if the author is doing this in defiance of Apple or not. The new version has Rendezvous sharing, too! Link Discuss

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What's My IP?

WhatIsMyIPCom: exactly what it sounds like -- a page that gives you your current IP address. Mighty helpful if you've stumbled into an open network and you want to find out if there's a mail server available on the network. Link Discuss (via EvHead)

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Gibson shipping an Ethernet guitar

Gibson is shipping an Ethernet-capable electric guitar that uses cheap Cat 5 cable instead of big-dick analog cables.
"The protocol itself is kind of complex," said Vallier. "We use the packets themselves to clock each end of the signal because we can't have jitter. We can't have someone hearing a crack."

The current incarnation of the hardware is based on a custom media-access controller developed by Vallier and running on an Analog Devices Sharc DSP working with an FPGA designed by Schmidt and standard 100-Mbit/s Ethernet PHY chips. A separate analog board, designed by Gibson's Mike Dibble, uses multichannel preamps and four-channel A/D converters with integrated op amps.

Link Discuss (via /.!)

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Rubbers for suits

Business 2.0 Valentine's ish has a business-oriented roundup of condoms.
The latest condoms provide technical innovation and lots of opportunities for product differentiation. Though the venerable Trojan still commands almost 70 percent of the U.S. market, worldwide the $750 million prophylactic business is extremely competitive. Brand preferences say a lot about a nation's tastes -- but we'll leave that last bit of interpretation entirely to you.
Link Discuss

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Streetlegal robots will save the Japanese economy

A crap economy is always a good excuse for people to grind their personal axes. In Japan, robotics engineers are arguing that the economy won't recover unless they're allowed to override the proscription against letting robots walk the public streets.
"At the moment you can't have robots on the sidewalk or in the street because of traffic and radio-signal regulations," Wataru Aso, governor of Fukuoka, said yesterday. "We are asking the government to deregulate to allow these kind of experiments."

Hirofumi Iida, head of Fukuoka's new business department, said that testing robots on the street would help perfect robotics more quickly and allow people to familiarise themselves with their presence.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Remain Sedate!)

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Aussie space-scientists kick Greenhouse Effect's ass

Workers at Canberra's deep-space antenna (part of NASA's Deep Space Network) kept their apparatus from getting torched by the brushfires that are ravaging Australia.
Brush fires surrounded the network's Canberra complex on Saturday. Workers used hoses to dowse spot fires on the site Saturday and were still extinguishing flare-ups Monday.

"A group of staff performed magnificently, successfully ensuring that no fires took hold at the site," said Peter Churchill, director of the Canberra antenna complex. "They also assisted the local fire service in their efforts to protect homes and farm infrastructure in the Tidbinbilla Valley."

Link Discuss

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First HD camcorder's moronic design

Samsung has shipped a hard-drive-based camcorder that shoots MPEG4 video. The device does just about everything you'd expect -- shoot stills, play MP3, and work as an outboard hard-drive, but involves two very puzzling design decisions:

1. It only has a 1.5GB drive. My walkman has a 20 GB drive! With only a one-hour capacity, the camera is all but useless unless you've got a PC with a big drive handy, so that you can shove video off of the camera and into the box as it fills up. However, this is a giant PITA, 'cause:

2. It only has a USB2 output. Firewire 800 is backwards compatible with FireWiree 400, runs faster than stink, and FW interfaces are already standard among video-heads.

What the hell was Samsung thinking? Link Discuss (via /.)

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Sunday, January 26, 2003

Monowheels through time and space

This site has an amazing history of past and present efforts to build a monowheel vehicle. I spit upon your puny Segway. What's that word again? Monowheel! Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

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Notebooks for craphounds

Exlibrisanonymous cuts the covers off of discarded library books and rebinds them with spiral binding to form the covers of notebook/sketchbooks. They bind all the library cards, pockets and maps into the books, too. The preservationist in me is horrified, but the craphound in me in fascinated. The craphound wins. The first story I ever had professionally published talked about how enchanting this stuff is:
It's not that my adulthood is particularly unhappy. Likewise, it's not that my childhood was particularly happy.

There are memories I have, though, that are like a cool drink of water. My grandfather's place near Milton, an old Victorian farmhouse, where the cat drank out of a milk-glass bowl; and where we sat around a rough pine table as big as my whole apartment; and where my playroom was the draughty barn with hay-filled lofts bulging with farm junk and Tarzan-ropes.

There was Grampa's friend Fyodor, and we spent every evening at his wrecking-yard, he and Grampa talking and smoking while I scampered in the twilight, scaling mountains of auto-junk. The glove-boxes yielded treasures: crumpled photos of college boys mugging in front of signs, roadmaps of far-away places. I found a guidebook from the 1964 New York World's Fair once, and a lipstick like a chrome bullet, and a pair of white leather ladies' gloves...

My parents started leaving me alone when I was fourteen and I couldn't keep from sneaking into their room and snooping. Mom's jewelry box had books of matches from their honeymoon in Acapulco, printed with bad palm-trees. My Dad kept an old photo in his sock drawer, of himself on muscle-beach, shirtless, flexing his biceps...

It all told a story. The penciled Kilroy in the tank made me see one of those Canadian soldiers in Korea, unshaven and crew-cut like an extra on M*A*S*H, sitting for bored hour after hour, staring at the pinup girls, fiddling with a crossword, finally laying it down and sketching his Kilroy quickly, before anyone saw...

It all made poems. The old pulp novels and the pawn ticket, when I spread them out in front of the TV, and arranged them just so, they made up a poem that took my breath away.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jacob!)

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Saturday, January 25, 2003

All-American Ads of the 60s

Killer new Taschen book featuring American print advertisements from the 1960s. TV dinners, Dodge Darts, tang, and instant omelets ("just add water!"). Link Discuss

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Asha-vs-Nelly Bollywood trance mashup: back online

The Twilight Lounge website referred to in this week's earlier post about the Asha Bhonsle vs. Nelly Furtado mashup MP3 is back up again. Thanks to the many readers who wrote in about this one. UPDATE: Looks like twlightlounge.net may be down again. Anonymous points us to alternate download links here, or here. Be kind to overworked webservers: save-as to your local drive, don't play inline or stream. Link Discuss

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MS SQL worm's mayhem trail includes bank ATMs and airlines

Well, speaking of network theory: "SQL Slammer" -- that hellacious MS SQL worm that severely slowed 'Net traffic worldwide last night -- caused service outages at tens of thousands of Bank of America ATMs and wreaked havoc at Continental Airlines. Apparently, customers at most of the #3 American bank's 13,000 automatic teller machines were unable to process transactions for a period of time. BofA's system is expected to be fully online again by late today. Link to Reuters story, Link to Infoworld story, Discuss

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Network theory: "Connect, they say, only connect"

Interesting piece in today's New York Times on several new books about network theory:
[A]s an intellectual approach, network theory is the latest symptom of a fundamental shift in scientific thinking, away from a focus on individual components — particles and subparticles — and toward a novel conception of the group. As Mr. Barabasi, a professor of physics at the University of Notre Dame, put it: "In biology, we've had great success stories — the human genome, the mouse genome. But what is not talked about is that we have the pieces but don't have a clue as to how the system works. Increasingly, we think the answer is in networks."

Not that network theory is an entirely contemporary creation. Its roots stretch back nearly 300 years, to Leonhard Euler, a brilliant 18th-century Swiss mathematician who dabbled in nearly every branch of modern science, from algebra to astrophysics. In 1736, Euler took up a brain teaser that had preoccupied the residents of Königsberg, a Prussian town on the Pregel River not far from where he lived: how to cross all seven bridges in town without crossing the same bridge twice. No one had been able to pull off the feat, but Euler provided the mathematical proof that it could not be done. To do so, he turned the problem into a network, depicting the bridges as lines and the landmasses they connected as nodes.

Link to NYT story (registration required), Discuss

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Terragen: Breathtaking terrain-generator

Terragen is a terrain-generator. By moving around sliders and sketching out terrain features, you can create breathtaking stills and animations of fantastical landscapes. The OS X version is in open beta, and there's a working version for Win32. Link Discuss (Thanks, Pete!)

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Palladium changes name, but not stripes

Palladium -- Microsoft's "trusted computing" program that may be used to protect users from getting hacked but is more likely to be used to undermine competition -- is changing names. Dan Gillmor reproduces a note from Microsoft's PR team:
"Microsoft is adopting a new name to replace the code name Palladium. Effective today, we will use "next-generation secure computing base" to describe the technology and the related development efforts that have until now been done under the Palladium banner. This includes development of a nexus and nexus computing agents (NCAs), along with other enhancements to the Windows operating system.

"The adoption of the new name means that we will no longer use the term Palladium. There are several reasons for this. As a code name, Palladium was successful in gaining widespread attention. Unfortunately, it was also imprecise. "Next-generation secure computing base" more accurately describes what we are working toward -- to help build a more secure Microsoft Windows operating system. Moreover, the adoption of the new name reflects a new phase of maturity for the effort as it integrates with Microsoft's comprehensive security-related initiatives.

As Dan sez: "You can put makeup on a pig. It's still a pig." Seems to me that the principle "advantage" of calling Palladium "next-generation secure computing base" is that no one will be able to remember the new name. Link Discuss

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Moses Znaimer ready to quit?

Rumor has it that Moses Znaimer, Canada's homegrown media mogul behind Citytv, MuchMusic, Bravo, Space, and a slew of other TV channels, is considering retirement:
"I think what he [Mr. Znaimer] really needs to do is go west, take one step back and contemplate how he can be most productive in the period ahead. Whether that involves change or not is premature to say, but it is quite clear he wants perspective right now," the source said.

One option Mr. Znaimer might consider, the source suggested, is returning to manage CHUM's educational assets, including the Canadian Learning Channel.

Mr. Znaimer is CHUM's best-known personality and is widely considered a visionary in TV broadcasting. He launched community station CITY-TV in 1972, creating a blueprint for interactive TV that has spread across Canada and the world. He has been the on-air host of several series and specials, including The Originals on specialty channel Bravo and TVTV: The Television Revolution.

Link Discuss (Thanks, deep-throat!)

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Literary treasure needs new home

The Internet Speculative Fiction Database -- a kind of IMDB for science fiction and fantasy -- is in trouble with its ISP over its high traffic and needs a new home. This is a critical literary Internet resource, and it would be tragic if it went offline. Someone, please help these folks out with a good hosting hookup.
On Jan 17 2003, your-site.com pulled the plug on ISFDB cgi scripts. This means that database searches are no longer functional. Rationale was that there were too many daily database queries (which exceeded your-site's limit of roughly 3000 per day), and the ISFDB was generating a system load beyond their specified per-account limits.

I think that at this point the ISFDB has reached an awkward point for a non-profit site: it's too large (in size, bandwidth, processes, and system resources) to run at a typical ISP. Renting an allocated server would cost in the neighborhood of $200 a month (a considerable step up from the current $5). Buying a server and colocating it at an ISP is cheaper, but would still run in the neighborhood of $100 a month. In general, sites with low resource needs are very cheap, and sites with high resource needs are very expensive. There isn't a lot of middle ground. Even SFSite is feeling the pinch. They're being required to pay for the bandwidth used, and the ISFDB share for that would have been in the neighborhood of $80 a month. Hence our original move away from SFSite.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Lawrence!)

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Today's mail is gone

I've lost all the mail I received between 11AM this morning and about 6PM. If you sent me anything -- like a blog suggestion -- in that time, it's gone. My iBook is the single biggest lemon I've ever owned. It's going back into the shop on Monday. For the fifth time.

Anyway, this is a REALLY good reason to use the "suggest a link" link above, rather than email me directly. I beg of you. Discuss

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Friday, January 24, 2003

Online primer to Japanese emoticons

Fun and extensive guide to one- and two-byte Japanese emoticons. Why can't English ASCII emoticons be this expressive? We have "smiley." We have "smiley with tongue sticking out." They have, "He gets angry internally but he doesn't express his emotion outside," and "here I offer you a cup of steaming pixel-tea as a gesture of hospitality and good will." Link Discuss (via buffoonery; thanks Reverse Cowgirl!).

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LA comix event: Aaron "Boondocks" McGruder & Lalo "LA Cucaracha" Alcaraz

Together for the first time: Lalo Alcaraz of L.A. Cucaracha and & Aaron McGruder of Boondocks are doing a booksigning from 5-7pm on Saturday Jan 25th at Golden Apple Comics, 7711 Melrose Ave in Hollywood. Link to bookstore website, Link to Lalo's most chingon ever t-shirts (like the "swoosh-Che" at left), Discuss

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Kevin Kelly's Asia Grace

Kevin Kelly, a frequent Boing Boing site-suggestor, has a new web site for his beautiful photography book, Asia Grace. Kevin spent over a decade in Asia taking these pictures. Every photo from the book is included, and visitors are invited to add comments to any of the pictures. Link Discuss

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Imprisoned Tunisian 'Net dissident said to be in critical condition

Jailed Tunisian blogger and online journalist Zouhair Yahaoui is now in the seventh day of a hunger strike -- family and supporters say his state is not good. The 31-year-old founder and editor of the satirical online zine "tunezine.com" has been serving a two-year sentence since June, 2002, charged by the Tunisian authorities with spreading false information.

Yahaoui's fiance and spokesperson Sophie Elwarda says he's suffering from chronic headaches and an abcess in his mouth, and that his condition is fast deteriorating. He's being held in a cell with about 100 other prisoners. After repeated pleas for medical attention, Elwarda says that all he has received is two aspirin. She says that Yahaoui initiated the hunger strike last week to protest the inhumane prison environment, and "because the pain is so bad that he cannot eat anyway."

Elwarda and other supporters from organizations including Amnesty International (AI) and Reporters Without Borders (RSF) are protesting his continued detention, saying that he was arrested without just cause, not provided with due process, and tortured by Tunisian law enforcement agents. They are now concerned that the immediate conditions of his imprisonment may cost him his life.

More on his case here at tunezine.com, and at the RSF website (where you'll also find an online petition for Zouhair's release). BBC News link. Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 09:56:17 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Steampunk Slashdot

This Fark Photoshop contest ("Unlikely Slashdot headlines") has some very funny bits, but none so good as this Steampunk Slashdot... Fark Link Discuss (via NTK)

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Friday Web Zen: Feline Zen

(1) quiz
(2) history
(3) beards
(4) painting
(5) portraits
(6) hats
(7) soap
(8) and, of course: singing

Link Discuss (Thanks, Frank!)

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Krispy Kreme's total carbo dominance

Krispy Kreme donuts have completed its transformation into the anti-Atkins-eating-experience by buying a chain of bakeries. CNN link Discuss

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Unwiring Everest is HARD

It turns out that setting up WiFi access on the climbing-approaches to Mt. Everest is really hard:
But in contrast to many climber services, this one does not stand to benefit foreign-run outfitters primarily. Although it is an obvious perk for the climbers, the residents of a nearby town may get Internet access because of it, and the mountain may get a bit cleaner.

The technical challenge is significant. Wireless radios will be positioned on moving glaciers, and gear must be insulated against temperatures far colder than they were designed to withstand. And at the helm of the project is Mr. Gyaltsen, who is not wealthy and has no formal technical training.

Link Discuss (via WiFi News)

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Sony's schizophrenia

Frank Rose's long feature on the schizophrenia inside Sony (which is simultaneously an entertainment giant and a consumer electronics giant) is excellent. DRM is destroying Sony's product lines, from "NetMD" minidisc recorders than can't share over the net to digital televisions equipped with restrictive outputs and recording tools that hobble your ability to tape and manipulate programming.

The company that gave us the Walkman has all-but-abandoned the personal stereo market, focuing on dead-end tech like CDs and MiniDiscs, instead of hard-disc players that offer more flexibility and utility. The personal stereo market has been taken over by niche players like Apple and Creative Labs (Creative was just a tiny little startup in Singapore when its products rocketed it to success, the kind of outfit Sony was accustomed to grinding into paste without even thinking -- today, it's sucking away tons of business from Sony's personal stereo market).

Sony's not pouring its R&D efforts into better products that offer more value. Instead, it's chasing a DRM scheme that makes every product it touches less useful.

Sony's betrayal of its customers is a big part of the crisis in the public's rights in copyright today. From 1976 to 1984, Sony fought tooth and nail for the right of Americans to record video off their televisions; today, Sony is part of the RIAA's efforts to stifle innovation and contract fair use to a sorry, mingy speck.

Where the iPod simply lets you sync its contents with the music collection on your personal computer, Walkman users are hamstrung by laborious "check-in/check-out" procedures designed to block illicit file-sharing. And a Walkman with a hard drive? Not likely, since Sony's copy-protection mechanisms don't allow music to be transferred from one hard drive to another - not an issue with the iPod. "We do not have any plans for such a product," says Kimura, the smile fading. "But we are studying it."

Really? No plans? When the world leader in consumer electronics takes a pass on the hottest portable music player out there, you have to wonder what gives. Sony became a global giant on the basis of innovative devices manufactured by the millions on nothing more than a hunch that people would buy them. Now Apple is delivering the innovation while Sony studies the matter.

Link Discuss

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IP Justice: international copyright reform

My former co-worker Robin Gross has started a new group dedicated to international copyright reform. Congrats, Robin, on the launch of IP Justice -- and may all your (our!) fights be triumphant!
Robin Gross thinks international copyright laws are out of step with the people. So much so that the former Electronic Frontier Foundation attorney is launching a new watchdog group called IP Justice.

Her goal is to "promote balance in global intellectual property law." Gross says she wants to make sure people won't become targets of legal action for doing things like making personal copies of CDs, DVDs and e-books they've purchased.

Gross, who's officially unveiling the project in the next couple of weeks, envisions uniting programmers and online activists across the globe to make sure consumers get a fair shake in the copyright debate. She talked with CNET News.com about how digital technology is changing copyright law, why technologists and consumers should be concerned, and why she thinks the United States is one of the most "restrictive regimes" in this area.

Link Discuss (via /.)

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Senate freezes Total Information Awareness

The Senate has voted to put the brakes on Total Information Awareness and the Dread Real Admiral Poindexter's plan to spy on every American just in case someone does something suspicious. This is great news, and now we just need to make sure that the objections raised by the Senate stick.
By a voice vote, the Senate voted to ban funding for the Total Information Awareness program, under former national security adviser John Poindexter, until the Pentagon explains the program and assesses its impact on civil liberties.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Ren!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:15:58 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Pelton freed by Colombian guerillas

Robert Young Pelton, the daredevil journo kidnapped by right-wing Colombian guerillas for days ago, has been freed. However, left-wing Colombian guerillas have kidnapped two more journos. Link Discuss (Thanks, Noah!)

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Thursday, January 23, 2003

Vannevar's 1945 hypertext white-paper

Vannevar Bush's 1945 essay, "As We May Think," describes hypertext in all its glory. As Charlie sez, "The fact that you are able to read it this way is just one aspect of how it has changed our lives. Because, before this article, the idea of being able to work or think this way simply wasn't common (or even uncommon) currency. This is how great ideas germinate..."
All this is conventional, except for the projection forward of present-day mechanisms and gadgetry. It affords an immediate step, however, to associative indexing, the basic idea of which is a provision whereby any item may be caused at will to select immediately and automatically another. This is the essential feature of the memex. The process of tying two items together is the important thing.

When the user is building a trail, he names it, inserts the name in his code book, and taps it out on his keyboard. Before him are the two items to be joined, projected onto adjacent viewing positions. At the bottom of each there are a number of blank code spaces, and a pointer is set to indicate one of these on each item. The user taps a single key, and the items are permanently joined. In each code space appears the code word. Out of view, but also in the code space, is inserted a set of dots for photocell viewing; and on each item these dots by their positions designate the index number of the other item.

Link Discuss (via Charlie's Diary)

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Blosxom goes 1.0

Blosxom, Rael's lightweight-but-full-bodied Free Software blogging engine, hit 1.0 today. Blosxom is licensened under the GPL, and is written in perl, and has been hacked up and down the block by a bunch of very sharp coders. It's still tiny and smart.

I was thinking about this the other day: there's a kind of ethic in blogging tools that makes them into the most minimal glue possible. For the most part, blogging tools don't have web-servers built in -- we have Apache for that. If you want your logs monitored, well, there's analog or WebFunnel. Want to create an entry? What better tool for it than BBEdit, vi, emacs or TextPad? Image editor? The GIMP and/or Photoshop are swell -- who wants to re-create them for a blogging tool? So now there's Blosxom, which dispenses with the database and just uses the filesystem. The point being that we all know how to use our OS's filesystem, and we have great tools like the Finder and so on for manipulating files in the filesystem. Want to back up your blog? Drag its folder onto a CD burner. Want to delete an entry? Drag it into the trash. You get the point. It's pretty gnarly.

Rael's one of the hardest-working men in showbusiness, and he's been pushing Blosxom up the hill in his non-copious non-spare time. 1.0 must feel like a million bucks.

Fundamental is its reliance upon the file system, folders and files as its content database. Blosxom's weblog entries are plain text files like any other. Write from the comfort of your favorite text editor and hit the Save button. Create, edit, rename, and delete entries on the command-line, via FTP, WebDAV, or anything else you might use to manipulate your files. There's no import or export; entries are nothing more complex than title on the first line, body being everything thereafter.

Despite its tiny footprint, Blosxom doesn't skimp on features, sporting the majority of features one would find in any other Weblog application.

Link Discuss

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Moore's Law + Good Ideas = Democracy

FaxYourMP, an amazingly effective tool that lets Brits slashdot their Members of Parliament (and has been instrumental in killing the RIP Act and the national ID card campaign) is run off an aging server in someone's spare room in a London flat. Yesterday, the flat's ceiling caved in, and Yoz had to drive around London to get the government back up and running.

Holy crap. Just imagine that. Some code, a good meme, DSL, and a few hundred bucks' worth of hardware adds up to a tool that moves governments. I am agog.

Also, the flat they relocated the machine to is one that I crashed in last June, while Richard "GNU" Stallman was crashing in the flat below (a total, mind-croggling coincidence). I configured the WiFi router. There are some really hot politico-nerds in London, and no doubt about it. Link Discuss

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MST3K episodes buried by Eldred decision

More fallout from the Supremes' terrible ruling on copyright law: Mystery Science Theater 3000 had been counting on the flims that it lampooned entering the public domain before its limited-time licenses expired. Now it looks like a bunch of MST3K episodes won't ever get re-released.
The rights to the films featured in most MST3K episodes were purchased for only a few years and, in the majority of cases, those rights have expired, and will have to be renewed before the episodes can be shown on TV or released on video and DVD. In quite many cases the rights owners have set prices prohibitively high; in a few cases they are apparently doing so to suppress the episodes in which their property was ridiculed.

If the Court had overturned the copyright extension, an undetermined number of films featured in MST3K episodes might have gained "public domain" status, markedly lowering the price TV networks or video distributors would have had to pay to make those episodes available.

Link (scroll down about half-way) Discuss (Thanks, Ren!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:58:45 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

New CE lobby begs to voluntarily screw customers

The Alliance for Digital Progress is a new consumer electronics lobby whose pitch is: "Don't make DRM mandatory, we'll screw our customers off our own bat!"
When the entertainment industry has cooperated with the technology and consumer electronic industries in the past, the results have been good for everyone -- especially consumers. For example, the entertainment industry has used anti-copying technologies to provide consumers:

* DVDs, a medium with stunning content, creating the most quickly adopted entertainment technology in history;

* Movielink, an Internet service that lets consumers legally download and pay for movies to watch at home;

* Pressplay, an online service that enables consumers to preview individual songs as well as entire CDs, and then pay to download legal copies to their computers.

God, when you cite Pressplay as an example of "successful cooperation" that's good for "consumers," you know you're getting desperate. Link Discuss (via Werblog)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:55:44 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Genome on an iPod

A genetics researcher in New Hampshire carries around the entire Human Genome on spare space on his iPod, rather than wait for the data to transfer over the university network.
After all, the iPod can download up to 1,000 songs in less than 10 minutes. What's 3 billion As, Ts, Cs, and Gs? Well, with 4x compression, Gilbert estimates, the human took up less than 1GB of disk space on his 5GB iPod, which also contained 300 songs. He recently upgraded to a 10GB iPod, on which he stores 600 songs plus the human genome.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Aaron!)

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Bollywood mashup tunes: Nelly Furtado vs. Asha remix

My pal John Von Seggern is a master turntablist and producer who specializes in remixing western pop and dance music for Asian audiences, and vice versa. He recently produced a totally scrumptious Asha-Bhonsle-ified remix of the Nelly Furtado song "Like a Bird," and I just stumbled accross an MP3 of it here (6.5 MB MP3). Check out more of John's work at digitalcutuplounge.com, and listen to another asianfusion track from a white label CD of his work that's currently circulating LA clubs, here (3.5MB MP3). Link Discuss

UPDATE: The MP3 links above have been totally boingboinged. Be kind, and *download* tracks ("save as" to local drive, then play) instead of streaming them live by clicking directly on the links above. Someone's web server thanks you.

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:11:16 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

The Happiest Janitor on Earth

"The Magic Kingdom Sweeper" is a blog written by a custodian at the Magic Kingdom in Walt Disney World. It's pure Disney-otaku-seedy-underbelly gold, and includes the janitorial minutae of cleaning the Haunted Mansion:
One of my favorite haunts is cleaning windows at the Haunted Mansion. It has become common knowledge by mansion fans that it is a job in itself to keep the place dirty, so what would I be doing cleaning windows at the mansion at five a.m.? It isn't the outside windows, but rather a protection device for the ghosts on the inside that gets daily attention. If you ever were of a mind to shoot gum and spit balls at the ballroom scene, you are plum out of luck hitting anything. The gigantic plates of glass used for creating the "Pepper's Ghost Effect" are protected by spit guards mounted on the balcony railing. These plexi-glass shields are very similiar to what you would find at a salad bar. Maintaining clean and clear guards are essential to keeping the special effects "special".

Sometimes it is the dust itself that builds up on the plates of glass. My lead took me down below the balcony to the ballroom floor. We walked past the "dancing ghosts" out onto the floor itself. "See those panels of glass? It took cranes to get them in here. To clean them we use that cherry picker over there." He pointed to a lift parked in a dark corner under the balcony. It was explained to me that to clean the glass each time we had to start from the top and work down. One mistake like a smudge or a streak could cause us to start the process all over until a desired appearance is achieved. "Just hope you won't be in Windows when it comes time to do it," he warned with a grin. Lucky or not, I never had the opportunity for that task.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:42:47 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Don't get your back and your dog rubbed at the same parlor

A Massacheusetts township is cracking down on massage-parlors that give dogs and their owners rubdowns on the same premises.
"We don't want (massage therapists) massaging animals at the same facility where humans are massaged," Health Agent Dennis Lacourse told the Daily Hampshire Gazette. "Do physicians let you bring your dog into the examining room? No."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:02:19 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Heaven scent: do roses smell different in outer space?

Astronauts aboard space shuttle Columbia's 16-day mission are performing experiments on how plant fragrances change in space. Tests on previous missions showed that the essential oil of a rose morphed into a new scent in micro-gravity:
Although both smell tests and laboratory analysis confirmed the new aroma, Zhou and professional perfumers struggle to describe it. "What we thought was it was something that was a little out of this world," said Jan Little, spokeswoman for International Flavors and Fragrances Inc . of New York.

IFF, the world's No. 1 fragrance maker, is the commercial partner on the flower experiments following the success of its earlier space rose scent. Oils extracted from an Overnight Scentsation rose launched in 1998 aboard space shuttle Discovery lead to the creation of a new scent that has been incorporated into a perfume called Zen by Shiseido and a body spray called Impulse by Unilever.

Link Discuss

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Jackalope creator hops off to that great taxidermy shop in the sky

"Douglas Herrick, creator of the "jackalope" -- that curious critter with a jack rabbit's body and an antelope's antlers that could turn downright vicious when threatened yet sing a gentle tenor along with the best of the campfire cowboys -- has died. He was 82." Link Discuss

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More wild 'n' crazy laptop gear: this batch, from Japan

"midknyte" points us to the "VOICE of the SHOPPAGE" (?!) page on the assiston.jp website for still more swank and hipsterly portable computing bags and accessories. Dig the Lapstation shown at left, pricing out from Yen at about US $175. update: buy 'em stateside for $70-$99 here. How long will this thread go on? Until BoingBoing readers stop sending us cool urls, or until everybody gets sick of it, whichever comes first. Link Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 07:44:02 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Does spectrum policy abridge speech?

Bob "Connectivity" Frankston's latest essay is up. In this, he asks the musical question: if spectrum allocation's inefficiency puts the airwaves into the hands of the moneyed few, does that constitute an abridgement of speech?
It's as if we were having a party and someone came into the room and told everyone to be quiet and gave out pieces of paper with a time and a place telling each person when and where they could talk. If there were a possibility young people would overhear you couldn't use certain words even if there were no other venues and even if you felt the language was appropriate for them.

Put that way it seems outrageous. Yet if we communicate using radio waves instead of sound waves that is precisely what the FCC is doing.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:39:23 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Thai King's novel to become cartoon

The King of Thailand's novel will be adapted into a feature-length toon.
The 90-minute feature will be based on King Bhumibol Adulyadej's "Mahachanok (The Great Father)." The plot centers on a fictional Buddhist ruler who sacrifices himself for his subjects.

The film, to be produced by the government's National Youth Bureau, should be ready by 2006 when Thailand celebrates the 60th anniversary of the king's reign, the newspaper said this week.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:36:43 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Got Robot? Milking cows the robotic way

Interesting story in today's NYT on a growing agribusiness trend in Canada and the US -- robotic milking:
"Rising labor costs, problems with conventional milking methods and a desire for more flexibility have persuaded dozens of farmers in Canada and a handful in the United States to follow the lead of thousands of European dairy farmers in turning the crucial part of their operation to machines.

'Right now in North America, robotic milking falls on the expensive end of the ways to milk cows,' said Douglas J. Reinemann, an associate professor of biological systems engineering at the University of Wisconsin who heads the school's milking research and instruction lab. 'But the very strong impression you get on every robot farm is that it's a much nicer place - not just for the people but the cows as well.'"

Link Discuss

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Wednesday, January 22, 2003

Disinformation booksigning/screening v. 2.0, this Saturday in LA

In case you missed the earlier event -- or couldn't get enough of urban satanists, talking plants, CIA sex slaves, or the performance art lady who cracks raw eggs over her twat -- Disinformation's Richard Metzger will host another DVD screening and booksigning in LA this weekend. On Saturday, January 25th at 7:30 at Skylight Books on Vermont, he'll show clips from the Disinformation TV series (they'll be different from those shown at the recent Book Soup screening in Los Angeles). Copies of Richard's new book, Disinformation: The Interviews will be available for signing. See you there! Link to Skylight Books' website, Link to disinformation home, Discuss

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Recruiting posters for Japan's Self Defense forces

Extensive online gallery of recruiting posters for Japan's Self Defense forces. Some are straight-up kitschy, others are flat wacky. Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi Blog)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 09:53:55 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Boing Boing's third bloggaversary (+1 day)

Totally forgot about this, but yesterday was the Boing Boing blog's third anniversary. By my count, we've posted 7,039 blog entries in that time, and served up 3,227,443 pageviews (interestingly, 3,650 of those entries were posted in 2002, as were 2,345,032 of the pageviews). Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:12:12 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Airshare: new WiFi blog

Airshare looks like a very good, non-hysterical new Wi-Fi blog, focusing on community discussion fora for wireless newbies and old hands to share tips on making the world safe for WiFi. Link Discuss (via WiFi news)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:34:35 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Congressional finance reform propaganda under Creative Commons

The State of the Union Poster is a giant poster covered in dirty stats about influence-peddling in US government. The activists who put it together have licensed it under the Creative Commons, too.
Thanks to our current system of privately-financed elections, Congress has become a huge bazaar, where everyone knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. Big corporations and the super-wealthy invest millions in political contributions and get all kinds of special deals in return. For a few millions in donations, they get a $20 billion tax break here, a $10 billion subsidy there-returns on investment that would make honest entrepreneurs blush, but makes Wall Street salivate.

All this adds up to real money, and ordinary Americans like you and me pay the price. With higher deficits, cuts in vital programs, a dirtier environment, more dangerous working conditions, lower wages, greater health insecurity, a diminished future for our children.

It's time for us to decide: Should public policy be bought and sold like commodities in the stock market? Should a tiny elite, insulated from the everyday needs of average Americans, be able to buy politicians and obtain special treatment? Or should we offer candidates who refuse special-interest donations a source of "clean" public money?

Link Discuss (Thanks, Dave!)

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Smart Mobs and Craigslist in SF on Jan 30

Craig "craigslist.org" Newmark and Howard "Smart Mobs" Rheingold will be doing a Q&A at San Francisco's Mechanic's Institute Library (57 Post Street) from 5:30PM on. Link Discuss (Thanks, Rupe!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 05:58:32 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Telcos attempt to turn DSL into TV

Dan Gillmor tackles the increasing trend of telcos and cable companies to attempt to own the data their users access as well as the pipe they access it through:
The question boils down to something fairly simple, Braunstein and several other speakers noted at the Pacific Telecommunications Council annual meeting this week. Should giant telecommunications companies -- namely the cable and local-phone provider -- have vertical control over everything from the data transport to the content itself? Or should we insist on a more horizontal system, in which the owner of the pipe is obliged to provide interconnections to competing services?

The cable and phone companies are insisting that they need vertical control or they won't provide broadband (fast) data connections to U.S. households. They appear to have persuaded the Federal Communications Commission's industry-lapdog chairman, Michael Powell, and a majority of his colleagues.

Link Discuss

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Bush: I'm weak. And materialistic.

This darkly funny video cut-up of G.W. Bush reminds me of Emergency Broadcast Network's classic "We Will Rock You" slice-and-dice of George Sr. in the early 1990s. Link Discuss (Thanks, Doug!)

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Hilary Rosen resigns

Hilary Rosen has resigned from the RIAA, citing her desire to take care of her kids. I've heard rumors that she's been frustrated with the intransigence of her employers at the RIAA, their unwillingness to adapt to new circumstances -- certainly, that sounds more plausible to me than "I want to take care of my kids." Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeremy!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 04:07:31 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Inkjets "print" living tissue

Inkjet printer technology doesn't get enough credit. From vendors who fill the reservoirs with edible inks and lay down photorealistic images on sheet-cakes to "Napster fabbers" who lay down successive layers of goop to make three-dimensional images, and let's not forget the doomed odorama startup that mixed perfumes in inkjet carts and vaporized them to create aroma-on-demand tech for PCs. Now, though, we have "tubes of living tissue" coming out of inkjets.
Many labs can now print arrays of DNA, proteins or even cells. But for tissue engineers, the big challenge is creating three-dimensional structures. Mironov became interested when Thomas Boland of Clemson University, also in South Carolina, told Mironov how he could print biomaterials using modified ink-jet printers.
Link Discuss

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RealPlayer install features dirty tricks

When you install RealPlayer, you have the option to receive spam by turning certain checkboxes on. The install program shows you four checkboxes, all unchecked (meaning you don't want spam), but the bottom four checkboxes (which you must scroll down to see) are pre-checked, meaning you'll get spam unless you turn them off.
The default unchecked boxes that are visible at the outset clearly lead the user to believe that ALL of the boxes are unchecked, and the avg customer probably won't think to scroll all the way down and uncheck these boxes. Which means that by clicking "next" when confonted with the first four unchecked boxes, the user unwittingly elects to receive sports, entertainment, music and new service announcements.
Link Discuss

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RoadWired bags kick azz

If we're gonna talk about laptop bags, I need to mention RoadWired, who make my favorite bags, cable-organizers, PDA cases, bum-bags and other roadwarrier accessories. I've never once broken a RoadWired bag, and I break EVERYTHING. I don't think I've done a single trip in the past three years without a RoadWired gizmo: bags, pouches, cables, cable-organizers, etc. Link Discuss

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More cool sub-$100 laptop bags: Chrome Industries

Following up on an earlier post on hipster laptop bags, Donald points us to more groovy notebook cases -- these are from Chrome Industries. The company also produces messenger and DJ bags. Read Donald's review in the Daily Relay weblog. Discuss

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Search for music by humming?

The Fraunhofer Institut in Germany -- creators of the MP3 audio format -- have developed melody recognition software that identifies a song when you hum a few bars of it into a microphone. The application debuted this week at Midem in Cannes. Link Discuss (Thanks, Songdog!)

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Mobile-phone position data to fight traffic-snarls

Finland is planning to use position-data from mobile phones to find traffic jams and warn drivers when they're approaching congestion. While this has some disturbing privacy implications, depending on implementation (can't see much wrong with having sensors that compute the volume of mobile phones in a region, without paying attention to which mobile phones they are), it sounds eerily like the P2P/GIS traffic-shaping scheme I talk about in my next novel, Eastern Standard Tribe.
The nation's transport ministry is running pilot projects to find out if signals sent from drivers' mobile phones to base stations can be used to time trips along popular routes.

The signals will help the transport ministry work out where traffic jams are building up and warn drivers of impending delays.

Using mobile phones could be a cheap way of gathering useful information because the phone network already covers the entire country.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jim!)

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Volunteers needed to fix the DMCA!

The Copyright Office is soliciting comments on the DMCA's anti-circumvention clause. This is the law that makes it illegal to provide tools or techniques for defeating access-control systems -- why you can't legally distribute an open source DVD player that lets you watch foreign movies at home (even though watching foreign movies isn't a copyright violation, providing the tools to accomplish this is illegal).

Anti-circumvention lets rightsholders rewrite copyright law. Even though you may have the right, under copyright law, to make some use of the work you buy (say, resell it to a friend), rights-holders need only implement an access-control system that makes this impossible without circumventing, and they can take away your rights. No one is allowed to give you a tool that would let you get your rights back. What's more, the access-control doesn't even have to be very technically good (CSS, the system used to control use of DVDs, was broken by teenagers in a day), because the law forbids your crossing the line.

The Copyright Office wants comments from people who tried to do something legal and useful but were locked out by access-control, because they are considering making exceptions to the anti-circumvention rule. EFF is recruiting volunteers to contribute to this:

  • People who have had bad experience with access-controls, to write comments
  • Editors, who will put the comments into the format the Copyright Office requires
  • Law-students, who will check the comments to make sure that the phraasing speaks directly to the questions the Copyright Office is asking
The commentors, editors and law-students will work together to produce a body of comments so effective that the Copyright Office can't ignore it. It's not often that writing a letter or volunteering to edit a comment can have a direct impact on your rights. This is a critical opportunity -- please don't pass it up. Spread the word! Link Discuss (Thanks, Ren!)

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Toronto is Namerica's most multiculti

Toronto is the most culturally diverse city in North America, and possibly the world.
Nearly one in five people living in Toronto and Vancouver have been in the country less than 10 years. And more than a third of the people in those cities are members of visible minorities.

But other cities have also opened their doors to immigrants who are not Caucasian. We are "starting to see larger numbers of new immigrant groups going to places like Calgary, Ottawa, Kitchener and Windsor," Mr. Norris said.

Link Discuss

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Meshbox: Meshing WiFi hardware

The Meshbox is a low-cost WiFi access-point that automatically meshes with other access-points, making grow-as-you-go neighborhood-wide-nets a snap.
Now, Locustworld has released the full Meshbox: a standalone 500 MHz (fanless) PC, suitable for installation in any living room next to the audio equipment.

Its simplest form is with a single antenna, which works on WiFi (802.11b) standards anywhere in the world, and provides shared access to the PC, but also looks for other Meshbox installations in the neighbourhood. There's a second option; an additional, long-range antenna, which you can mount on the roof of your house, to pick up signals from other Meshboxes further away - across the village, perhaps.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Charlie!)

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War-correspondant kidnapped in Colombia

Robert Young Pelton, a daredevil war-journalist, has been kidnapped by Colombian guerillas.
Some of Pelton's adventures include breaking American citizens out of jail in Colombia, living with the Dogon people in the Sahel, thundering down forbidden rivers in leaky native canoes, plowing through East African swamps with the U.S. Camel Trophy team, hitchhiking through war-torn Central America, and completing the first circumnavigation of the island of Borneo by land," his bio says. But that only begins to scratch the surface of Pelton's remarkable life.
Link Discuss (via Defense Tech)

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Cranky-chic chemo-caps

Deviant Goods is my friend Angela Allen's extreme knitting/chemo-pride hat-shop. Angela knits "cranky-chic chemo caps" for people undergoing chemotherapy to wear in order to kick against the pricks and rage against the dying of the light. Recently, Sharon Osbourne -- undergoing treatment for cancer on camera on "The Osbournes" -- wore a "Fuck Cancer" cap on the show: congrats, Angela! Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

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NetLogo: Cellular automoata environment

NetLogo looks like a really fun and easy cellular automata exploration enviroment.
NetLogo is a programmable modeling environment for simulating natural and social phenomena. It is particularly well suited for modeling complex systems developing over time. Modelers can give instructions to hundreds or thousands of independent "agents" all operating in parallel. This makes it possible to explore the connection between the micro-level behavior of individuals and the macro-level patterns that emerge from the interaction of many individuals.
Link Discuss (Thanks, John!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:31:34 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Jennifer Government and Nation States

Max Barry, the author of a humorous political novel called "Jennifer Government" ("Welcome to paradise! The world is run by American corporations [except for a few deluded holdouts like the French]; taxes are illegal; employees take the last names of the companies they work for; the Police and the NRA are publicly-traded security firms; and the U.S. government only investigates crimes it can bill for.") has created a nation-simulation political game to promote his book. It's hella fun. Link Discuss (Thanks, Ernie!)

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Mobile Home: Causari's cool laptop and PDA cases

Retail whore alert: hip, affordable (<$100) carrying cases for notebooks and PDAs from Causari. Link Discuss (via DailyCandy)

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Tuesday, January 21, 2003

Chris Pirillo up for a bloggie!

Chris Pirillo's excellent blog is up for Weblog Award for best tech blog. So are Boing Boing and Slashdot. I really like Chris's blog and Slashdot (and Boing Boing), but our approaches to tech are all so different, I think it's pretty strange to group them in a category and run them off against each other. Link Discuss (via C:\PIRILLO.EXE)

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More on social mobiles from IDEO

IDEO design -- my favorite design and interaction house -- has posted a spiffy website about social mobiles, the cellphones Xeni posted about a couple days ago that automatically adapt themselves to social surroundings and encourage good behaviour from their owners. Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

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Origin of spam

More on the origin of spam. Brad Templeton's net-archaeology tracks down the roots of "spam" in the sense of repetitive messages.
But most people used MUDs to chat, and to play around and impress one another with objects they created. They were at first a highly evolved successor for the chat room.

The term spamming got used to apply to a few different behaviours. One was to flood the computer with too much data to crash it. Another was to "spam the database" by having a program create a huge number of objects, rather then creating them by hand. And the term was sometimes used to mean simply flooding a chat session with a bunch of text inserted by a program (commonly called a "bot" today) or just by inserting a file instead of your own real time typing output.

There are confirmed reports as well that the term migrated to MUDs from early "chat" systems. Rich Frueh believes the term originated on Bitnet's Relay, the early chat system that IRC was named after. When the ability to input a whole file to the chat system was implemented, people would annoy others by dumping the words to the Monty Python Spam Song. Peter da Silva reports use in early 80s chat on TRS-80 based BBSs, but feels since they imported other Bitnet Relay customs, the term may have come from there.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Brad!)

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Do plants know math?

Michael sez: "Smith College has images of cool spiral patters formed by plants as they grow, showing fibonnacci sequences and other fractal forms."
For more than three centuries botanists and mathematicians have marveled at the complex and beautiful spiral patterns that form as plants develop. As they generate leaves around a stem, or seeds or flowers in a blossom, plants as diverse as broccoli, pinecones, artichokes and water lilies create intricate spirals that follow a well-known mathematical sequence of numbers.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:58:35 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Sky-Hook: Goofy jogger apparatus

A Utah millionaire inventor has cranked out this "Sky-Hook," a mobile suspension device to take the strain off of jogging. He got the idea while running through a supermarket parking-lot with a shopping-cart. Link, Google cache Discuss (Thanks, Derryl!)

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Unfair rhetoric

Conversational terrorism: A great guide to unfair debate tactics:
I KNOW BETTER:
A clever and socially acceptable way of denying what someone has said by claiming to know more about what the other person thinks or feels than they do. Believe it or not, this technique is quite commonplace and effective.

"That's a cruel thing to say, and I know you don't mean it."

"You've made that point well, but: (1) I know where your heart is... (2) I sense that you're not comfortable with what you're saying... (3) I know what kind of person you are deep down, and that you cannot continue to hold this position and maintain your integrity."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Gilbert!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:53:26 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Recording industry needs collaborative filtering

Clay Shirky explains why collaborative filters should be revolutionizing the music business.
This is all part of the Big Flip in publishing generally, where the old notion of "filter, then publish" is giving way to "publish, then filter." There is no need for Slashdot's or Kuro5hin's owners to sort the good posts from the bad in advance, no need for Blogdex or Daypop to pressure people not to post drivel, because lightweight filters applied after the fact work better at large scale than paying editors to enforce minimum quality in advance. A side-effect of the Big Flip is that the division between amateur and professional turns into a spectrum, giving us a world where unpaid writers are discussed side-by-side with New York Times columnists.

The music industry is largely untouched by the Big Flip. The industry harvests the aggregate taste of music lovers and sells it back to us as popularity, without offering anyone the chance to be heard without their approval. The industry's judgment, not ours, still determines the entire domain in which any collaborative filtering will subsequently operate. A working "publish, then filter" system that used our collective judgment to sort new music before it gets played on the radio or sold at the record store would be a revolution.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:49:19 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Automated vanity-googling

Googlert is a new Google API tool (you need to supply a key) that emails you regularily with changes in the first 100 results in a Google search for a term you supply. It's automated vanity-search. Link Discuss (via Megnut)

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NYT ethics guidelines

The New Yorker comments on -- and reprints parts of -- the new NYT ethics guidelines.
Staff members may not hold public office or wear campaign buttons or attend political rallies. Members of the culture staff who collect objects of art must annually submit a list of their acquisitions to the associate managing editor for news administration. Reporters and editors can't own individual stocks that might pertain to their beats, and editors who determine the placement and display of business and financial news cannot own individual stocks at all (other than New York Times Company stock, of course). The same goes for editors and writers on the editorial page. The stock holdings and political activities of husbands and wives can also create serious conflicts of interest, or, worse, the appearance of them--as Article 2 states, "Our first duty is to make sure the integrity of the Times is not blemished during our stewardship"--but the rules on spouses are vague. (Generally, you get the impression that it would be best not to have one.) There is also this, about free food: "A simple buffet of muffins and coffee at a news conference, for example, is harmless."
Link Discuss (via Gawker)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:46:12 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Monobrow gallery

Monobrow.com is a virtual shrine to persons who bear not two eyebrows, but one big supersized eyebrow. Quick! Someone register "amimonobrowornot.com." Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

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Dance Dance Revolution masters in Tokyo, caught live on tape

Japan pop-culture connoisseur Sam Humphries sez:
This page has insane video of Dance Dance Revolution masters from Tokyo scoring perfect games on the hardest setting with crazy/insane insane/crazy moves. They're the cup stacking girls of Japanese arcades. I recommend the third video, Take getting 10 Greats/3 Misses on Maxx Unlimited Reverse Stealth.
UPDATE: Be kind -- download, don't stream. The sitemaster says: "For each video, please Right-click the thumbnail image and choose "Save As". For the sake of my host (who is very generous), don't hotlink these files (though hotlinking this page is okay), and don't stream the videos. Thank you." Link Discuss

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ISP must reveal name of subscriber accused of "sharing hundreds of songs"

The Wall Street Journal is reporting that in "a victory for entertainment companies," a federal judge has ordered Verizon to disclose the name of an Internet service subscriber accused of illicit online music filesharing. Verizon has so far refused to comply. Link to WSJ story, (subscription required) Link to Reuters story, Discuss.

UPDATE: Declan McCullagh has posted the court docs here (PDF), and his CNET news story is now online here.

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Mandatory microchipping of pets in Singapore?

Happy-fun-law island Singapore may begin implanting microchips in cats and dogs in an effort to curb the nation's growing pet abandonment statistics, which one government minister pegs at around 19,000 animals a year. The potential penalty for abandoning a pet without "reasonable cause" under Singapore's current laws: US $5,757, or 12 months in jail, or both. No word yet on whether or not abandoning a dog because he chews gum or spits on the subway would be considered "reasonable cause." Link Discuss

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Haunted Mansion ringtones

Ringtone Jukebox has a nice selection of monophonic and polyphonic Disney-park ringtones, including the Haunted Mansion, Enchanted Tiki Room, Pirates of the Caribbean and the Main Street Electrical Parade. For the first time, I regret using a ruggedized Motorola i700 handset that doesn't support custom ringtones. Link Discuss

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Monday, January 20, 2003

"America's Army": 3D shoot-em-up game from US Army

Via politech:
"America's Army: The United States Army, with Americas Army: Operations being heralded as one of the largest and best first person shooter games, is proud to bring to the gaming community the ability to rent their own servers running on state of art high performance computing technology through goamericasarmy.com. It is with great pride that we bring yet another first from the United States Army in enhancing the community and their gaming experience."
Gamezone.com review, official America's Army website, Discuss

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Swedish dirty book cover image gallery

Vast online collection of book-cover images from trashy novels printed in Sweden, by way Kraus99, a Swedish web magazine on the arts. Cover images range in date from the '20s through the '70s. Crazy stuff. Warning: link is not "work safe," some sexually explicit images. Link Discuss (via the eternally-amazing Reverse Cowgirl's Blog)

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Cafe WiFi facing "invisible competition"

T-Mobile WiFi service in Bay Area Starbuckses is facing "invisible competition" from nearby cafes, wireless ISPs, and freenets. Unfortunately, this competition hasn't leaked into any of the caffeine dens I frequent in the Mission, where there's hardly a WiFi signal to be had (there's a freenet just barely available from the table to the left of the front door of the Espresso Bravo, and that's it).
Bucks, the famous Silicon Valley breakfast haunt of venture capitalists, had two Wi-Fi providers as early as March 2002. Both wireless ISPs, Airwave and Wi-Fi Metro, have since exited the WISP business or failed entirely. So the owner of Buck's, Jamis MacNiven, decided to provide free access to his well-heeled clientele. MacNiven says, "I pay $60 for 1.5 mps signal which I need anyway. Charging for the online usage would be, for me, like charging for salt and pepper. It is a tiny cost of doing business and we are glad to give it away. I can't see how the wireless providers will make money in public places...."
Link Discuss (via WiFi News)

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WiFi car-stereos

A new generation of WiFi-equipped in-car MP3 players is shipping. The possibilities are endless -- imagine a traffic-jam-area file-sharing/streaming net, or synching up with your home PC while your car is in the garage! Link Discuss (via WiFi News)

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Court rules that X-Men are "nonhuman creatures"

Marvel has obtained a ruling in a trade-court that the X-Men are "nonhuman creatures," and hence classified as "toys," which are imported at a lower tax-rate than "dolls." This, of course, is very distressing to X-Menophiles, who have spent decades following the funnybook struggles of the mutant superheroes to be recognized as human by the bigots and fearmongers of the Marvelverse.
In her chambers at the U.S. Court of International Trade, in New York, the judge examined Prof. X and the rest of his band of X-Men, all of them little plastic figures at the heart of a six-year tariff battle between their owner, Marvel Enterprises Inc., and the U.S. Customs Service.

Her ruling thundered through the world of Marvel Comics fans. The famed X-Men, those fighters of prejudice sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them, are not human, she decreed Jan. 3. Nor are many of the villains who do battle with Spiderman and the Fantastic Four. They're all "nonhuman creatures," concluded Judge Barzilay.

WSJ Subscriber Link Free Link (thanks, Keenan and JeffF!) Discuss (Thanks, Tom!)

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"Snailmailboxes" for meatspace lovers: analog messaging nostalgia

Via DailyCandy:
The Snail Mailbox, designed by Boym Partners, is a beautiful example of an old-fashioned concept made new all over again. Made from sturdy, powder-coated steel and available in cream and silver, it's an ode to utilitarian chic that'll dress up your abode while protecting your precious snail mail. For apartment dwellers, it makes a great indoor accessory -- perfect for storing your whatnot (keys, TV remotes, dog leash) or just showing off your excellent taste. We don't know about you, but we've yet to find a Hotmail inbox that can do all that. Available [in L.A.] at Homework, 1153 North Highland Avenue, between Santa Monica Boulevard and Fountain Avenue (323-466-1153).
Link Discuss

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Venezuelan blog day

Miguel sez, "I am writing to you because in the past you expressed some interest in the events taking place in Venezuela. My brother and I, at the suggestion of politicaobscura, have planned to have a Blog Day for Venezuela on January 23d, the 45th. anniversary of the overthrow of the our last dictatorsip. The idea is that on that day, those that would like to participate will either put a banner in their page designed by us to that effect or a text which links directly to the following page, where we simply are calling for elections as a resolution to the Venezuelan crisis." Link Discuss (Thanks, Miguel!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 12:36:43 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

SBC's patent-shakedown: website navigation

SBC is claiming that it holds a valid patent on website navigation and has begun to shake down websites for license fees. Near as I can tell, they think their patent applies to virtually every website extant.
We recently observed several useful navigation features within the user interface or your site www.museumtour.com. For example your site includes several selectors or tabs that correspond to specific locations within your site documents. These selectors seem to reside in their own frame or part of the user interface. And, as such, the selectors are not lost when a different part of the document is displayed to the user - see screen shots from museumtour.com enclosed. By sperating the selectors from the content, Museumetour has truly simplified site navigation and improved the shopping experience for its users.

As you review the Structured Document Patent you will notice that the above-discussed features appear to infringe several issued claims in our patent. In light of Museum Tours presumed respect for the intellectual property rights of others, we are pleased to offer you a Preferred Rate license under the structured Document Patent - see enclosed rate schedule.

Link Discuss (via Interesting People)

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Sunday, January 19, 2003

Coppola adapting On the Road

Joel Schumacher, Russell Banks, Francis Ford Coppola and, reportedly, Brad Pitt, are working on a 2003 film-adaptation of Jack Kerouac's On the Road. Link Discuss (Thanks, Amit!)

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Robbie Williams: "'Piracy' is great"

Robbie Williams, a recording artist with a reported £80 million contract with EMI, whose latest disc has sold over five million copies, says that he thinks online "piracy" is great:
"I think it's great, really I do.

"There is nothing anyone can do about it.

"I am sure my record label would hate me saying it, and my manager and my accountants."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Feorag!)

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Socially sensitive mobile phones?

Interesting R&D from the folks at Ideo that would encourage less-obnoxious human behavior with mobile phones in public:
For example, the first phone, called SoMo1, gives its user a mild electric shock, depending on how loudly the person at the other end is speaking. This encourages both parties to speak more quietly, otherwise the mild tingling becomes an unpleasant jolt. Such phones, the designers suggest archly, could be given to repeat offenders who persistently disturb people with intrusive phone conversations. (...)

SoMo4 replaces ringtones with a knocking sound: to make a call, select the number and knock on the back of the phone, as you would on somebody's door. The recipient of the call hears this knock (cleverly encoded and relayed via a short text-message) and decides how urgent the call is. How you knock on a door, says Mr Pullin, is freighted with meaning: there is a world of difference between tentative tapping and insistent hammering. SoMo5 has a catapult-like device that can be used to trigger intrusive sounds on a nearby user's phone, anonymously alerting them that they are speaking too loudly.

Link Discuss (Thanks, DC!)

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Ween's unreleased Pizza Hut jingle

Pizza Hut's ad-agency hired Ween to write a hep jingle for its new "cheese-inside" pizza, but Pizza Hut rejected all the tunes they came up with. Ween, who describe the jingle as "one of the best tunes we wrote all last year," has posted it in MP3 to their site. Link Discuss (Thanks, Derek!)

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Digital Mona Lisa: This is not a computer picture

The Digital Mona Lisa is one of the first-ever computer-output images, dating back to 1965. Ted Nelson wrote in 1974 that "this is not a computer picture. There is no such thing. It's a quantization put out on a lineprinter." Link Discuss (Thanks, Andy!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:46:22 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

CafePress to do books

CafePress is branching out into print-on-demand books, CDs and DVDs.
He does, however, tell me CafePress has exciting plans to expand into publishing in early 2003: The company's media-services division will offer print-on-demand books, audio CDs and DVDs. Using the same general principle, it'll produce, to order, your novel, album or film with glossy covers and jewel-box inserts, a move that has revolutionary possibilities. And though self-publishing already exists on the Web, CafePress has honed the production-and-fulfillment process to make it far more viable.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Derryl)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:50:24 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Over 50,000 downloads of Down and Out!

Ten days after the launch of my novel, I've gotten more than 50,000 downloads from my site, plus untold email, p2p and mirrored transfers. I've done so many interviews about the book and the Creative Commons that it's actually cutting into my writing time. Thanks to everyone who helped make this a success. Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:38:51 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Video of SF anti-war march

Lisa Rein has posted tons of video from yesterday's anti-war demonstration in San Francisco, including this stunning pan of the crowd during the speeches that lends a lot of credence to the organizers' claims of 350,000 attendees (and puts a shameful lie to the police/press estimate of only 50,000 in attendance). Link Discuss (via On Lisa Rein's Radar)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:20:25 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Open Spectrum FAQ

David "Small Pieces, Loosely Joined" Weinberger has posted a great FAQ that covers the technology and policy basics of Open Spectrum.
Should the military and/or emergency services have their own protected frequencies?

First, we believe that the frequencies that the military uses for communications, radar, etc. would be as secure and interference free as any other set of frequencies in a world with Open Spectrum. This is a question that needs to be argued on its scientific merits, free of scare-mongering.

Second, assigned frequencies have their own vulnerabilities. One of the basic technological enablers of the Open Spectrum approach is some form of "frequency hopping" that opportunistically moves transmissions into the most accessible bands. This approach was invented during World War II (and, surprisingly, Hedy Lamaar is one of the two names on the initial patent) to get around the fact that a radio-controlled torpedo could be jammed if its assigned frequency were detected. If the military wants to own its own slice of spectrum because allowing others onto it might cause "interference," what would keep terrorists from purposefully causing the problem?

We have all been learning, across the board, that open, distributed networks are far more secure and robust than hard-wired, centralized ones. That lesson applies to spectrum as well.

Link Discuss (via JOHO the Blog)

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Banned in Canada: History of Underground Comics

I got an email from the author of Rebel Visions, a terrific history of underground comics published by Fantagraphics. He wrote: "Rebel Visions was busted in Canada! I sent a contributor's copy to cartoonist George Metzger, who called me to say he got a letter from Customs & Revenue that stated the book was obscene, and that it contained sex with mutilation, bestiality, and incest. I guess the bestiality must refer to Wonder Wart-Hog and Lois Lamebrain. I sent him a copy of your article to use as proof of artistic and critical merit. He plans to protest the seizure." Here's a link to my review in the LA Weekly. Link Discuss

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Saturday, January 18, 2003

Civil liberties in gamespace

Raph Koster, an sf writer and game developer who works on Sony's MMORPGs, has posted a long, brilliant rumination on civil liberties in gamespace.
Therefore this document holds the following truths to be self-evident: That avatars are the manifestation of actual people in an online medium, and that their utterances, actions, thoughts, and emotions should be considered to be as valid as the utterances, actions, thoughts, and emotions of people in any other forum, venue, location, or space. That the well-established rights of man approved by the National Assembly of France on August 26th of 1789 do therefore apply to avatars in full measure saving only the aspects of said rights that do not pertain in a virtual space or which must be abrogated in order to ensure the continued existence of the space in question. That by the act of affirming membership in the community within the virtual space, the avatars form a social contract with the community, forming a populace which may and must self-affirm and self-impose rights and concomitant restrictions upon their behavior. That the nature of virtual spaces is such that there must, by physical law, always be a higher power or administrator who maintains the space and has complete power over all participants, but who is undeniably part of the community formed within the space and who must therefore take action in accord with that which benefits the space as well as the participants, and who therefore also has the rights of avatars and may have other rights as well. That the ease of moving between virtual spaces and the potential transience of the community do not limit or reduce the level of emotional and social involvement that avatars may have with the community, and that therefore the ease of moving between virtual spaces and the potential transience of the community do not in any way limit, curtail, or remove these rights from avatars on the alleged grounds that avatars can always simply leave.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Raph!)

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Bernstein's patent-policy work-to-rule

Cryptographer Daniel Bernstein, an associate prof at UIC, is fed up with the grasping patent-policy at the university, so he's gone on work-to-rule, adhering to the letter of the law:
The invention is a Soap Saver Dish. The Soap Saver Dish is a plastic holder for soap. It has several prongs reaching up out of a tray. Soap can sit on top of the prongs, while soapy water collects in the tray. The prongs reach higher than the edge of the tray, so that water collected in the tray does not touch the soap.
Link Discuss (via Salad With Steve)

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How to convert a Unitarian

A Southern Baptist guide to converting Unitarians:
Secular humanists are basically atheists who deny the very existence of a personal living God. Therefore, arguments for the existence of God prepare the UUA heart for evangelism. It is very difficult to apply John 3:16 to the life of someone who rejects the very existence of a God who loves the world so much that He gave His only begotten Son. There are several compelling arguments for the existence of God, but space does not permit us to look carefully at them here. The two most common evidences for the existence of God are the very existence of the universe itself, and the intricate design of the universe. These arguments are called the cosmological and the teleological arguments respectively. Basically, the cosmological argument argues for God on the basis of the presence of the universe. If there is a universe, then there must have been a Universe Maker, God. The teleological argument argues for God on the basis of the design of the universe. If the universe looks like it has been designed, then there must have been a Universe Designer, God. Please consult the appropriate FAITH training materials that dedicate sessions to apologetic arguments for the existence of God.
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Ecommerce refugee supplies

H. Nizam Din and Sons is a mail-order, ecommerce refugee supply house. Tents. Pots. Porta-sans. Blankets. Water-purifiers. I am agog. Link Discuss (Thanks, evilsofa!)

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Designer of "I fucked [star name here]" shirts sued by Gisele?

Geek couture provocateur Ken Courtney, whose web site featuring cheeky "I fucked [celebrity name here]" t-shirts were blogged in this previous BoingBoing post, is reportedly being sued by Gisele Bundchen. According to this recent story in the Italian paper Il Nuovo (in Italian), the supermodel is suing the Brooklyn-based designer and entrepreneur over a shirt in his collection that says, "I fucked Gisele." Link to Hintmag story, Discuss

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Spectacular 1" scale sixties boy's bedroom

This 1" scale-model 1960s boys' bedroom is scrumptiously obsessively fantastic. The details are just wild:
The room is electrified with an overhead light and a working "Buck Rogers" desk lamp. It matches the Buck Rogers toy chest at the foot of the captain's bed. The chocolate lab wallpaper is a fabric remnant I found at my flea last year. The carpet is a buff wall-to-wall. Baseboards and cornices are stained in a dark early American. Scott has already begun a life-long hobby of as you can see from his movie poster collection...

The 1" Batmobile is patterned after the one from the 1966 TV series...as was the original Aurora Model kit of that year. The original Batmobile was built by a custom car specialist/designer named George Barris. In 1955 an experimental car called the Lincoln Futura made quite a splash on the auto show circuit. Barris bought that very car and is the one he was commissioned to customize by the Batman TV show's producers. He tricked it out, painted it black, added exhast pipes behind the passenger seats and gave it it's sleek "Bat" look. The mini in my setting is a MicroMachine of the Lincoln Futura. I customized it to look like the Barris Batmobile. It is actually a tad larger than a real scale one would be as the Aurora model is only 6" long..but it was so close, I had to use it :) Plus, it was fun to do my mini auto customizing job! :)

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Madrid street artists' online gallery

Web gallery of simple, funky, cool, tag-artwork from a pair of Madrid-based street artists named Nuria and Eltono. Features snapshots of the pair's art-attacks captured in cities throughout Europe. Link Discuss

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Road Calls Me Dear: finally in print!

My story, "The Road Calls Me Dear," which has been languishing with various semi-dormant publishers for about eight years now, is finally in print! It's part of a really cool anthology of road stories, called "The Mammoth Book of Tales of the Road," which includes Kerouac, John Kessel, Steinbeck, Hunter S. Thompson and others. I just got my contributor's copy, and it's a swell doorstopper of a book.
Within a month of my taking over, the river Junque had provided me with a whole new wardrobe. I sold off anything that didn't fit, and what was left might have been tailored for me. It was pretty mismatched, coming from all over the world, bright and shiny and with designer labels. If I wanted to, and I did, I could wear a new high-fashion outfit every day. The only thing that stayed constant was the big jacket; I'd pulled it out of the river thinking it was a joke or something. But no, it was an exquisitely tailored blue sharkskin sports coat that was made for a man at least seven foot tall, and as big around as a beer keg. I had to roll up the sleeves, and the tails hung down almost to my knees, but I liked it anyway. The pockets were big.

Then it was time to open up. I dragged the sandwich board out to the river-bank and propped it up so that it faced the road: MR CORNUCOPIA'S BAZAAR OF EXQUISITE JUNQUE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS!!! TOYS! CLOTHES! ELECTRONICS! GIMCRACK AND GEWGAW SUPPLIER TO THE STARS! BY APPOINTMENT TO HIS EXALTED MAJESTY, THE KING OF ZAÏRE! I didn't know that Zaïre had a King, but it didn't matter; I liked the sound of it.

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Haunted Mansion trailer online

Whoopee! The trailer for the forthcoming Haunted Mansion movie is online. Unfortunately, it's a really low-quality streaming Real file, but damn, I am so all-over excited! Link Discuss (via Doombuggies)

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Credit card with integrated breathalyzer

Tesco in the UK is shipping a credit-card with a built-in breathalyzer -- they characterize it as a card that tells you, "Don't spend any more money, you're far too drunk." Link Discuss (via Ben Hammersley)

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Guide to video from MIT spam-conference

The video from yesterday's standing-room-only conference at MIT on Spam-busting has been converted to a series of Real video-files. Oliver Schmelzle has posted timecode-indices for the different speakers, so you can jump right to the talk you want to hear:
Session 1

0:00:30, Teodor Zlatanov, spam.el Maintainer, "Gnus vs. Spam"
0:10:00, Bill Yerazunis, MERL, "Sparse Binary Polynomial Hash Message Filtering and The CRM114 Discriminator"
0:32:30, Jason Rennie, MIT AI Lab, "Adaptive Spam Filtering"
0:52:00, John Graham-Cumming, POPFile, "The Spammers' Compendium"

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Danger hiptop with color screen to debut in Europe

The BBC is reporting that Danger's Sidekick hiptop will debut in Europe in Summer, 2003 with a color screen (!!!), improved web browser, and upgraded phone design. No word yet on whether or not the new features will become available for US users around the same time as the Europe launch.

In related news, Danger won mad props this week at the Wired Magazine Rave Awards in San Francisco (where Cory and I were both in the house). PR blurb on their award here.

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Mobile phone-tossing: new sport in Latvia?

Earlier this month, several hundred people gathered in the Latvian capital city of Riga for the debut of the Latvian national "Flying mobile" championship. Amid freezing temps, phone-tossers hurled old phones as far as possible, competing for a prize vacation valued at US$1K. The fourth world championships take place in Finland this August. Apparently, the world record for mobile phone throwing is 218.9 feet, set (appropriately) using a Nokia 5110 mobile phone. Link Discuss

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Slow-weights:Cardio :: Low-carb:low-fat

Slow-motion weight-training -- 20 minutes a week of slow weight-lifting -- is gaining Atkins-like momentum. It's more medical apostasy, the notion that replacing the trendy, virtuous cardio workouts that very few people have the grit or time for with a silver-bullet, high-speed alternative that gets great visible results fast.
"Muscles are like an investment in the bank, earning you money," Mr. Cruise said. "Fat is like a job you go to and once you leave, it stops paying. Once you get off that treadmill, you stop burning calories, whereas muscle keeps burning all day long..."

"By moving heavy weights at a slow pace, you eliminate any momentum that might help get the weights up faster and make it easier on the muscle," said Mr. Hahn, who owns Serious Strength, a gym on the Upper West Side.

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Eric Eldred Act: A bookkeeping change that would feed the public domain

Lessig has proposed a smart and sharp answer to the Supremes' ruling that Congress can go on extending copyright for as long as they'd like. Since the Court held that only two percent of copyrighted works are still earning revenue, that ruling means that 98 percent of copyrighted material is going to be excluded from the public domain, even though it's doing no good for anyone in its legal strongbox. So Larry proposes a kind of tax on copyrighted works: after 50 years in copyright, rights-holders would have to pay $1/year to keep their works in copyright. The proposal allows for rights-holders to deduct this $1 from any payments they make to the IRS for earnings on their works -- really, this only asks that rights holders whose works are not earning anything for them to pay a nominal sum to indicate that they still wish to hold fast to their copyrights. After three years of nonpayment, it is assumed that the creator is finished earning money from her work and it passes into the public domain. With a simple book-keeping change, this proposal can make the 98 percent of creative works that languish, unpublished, unavailable, even unattributed in many cases, to be given back to our common culture.
What should I do if I like this idea?

Three things: First, you should write your Congressman or Congresswoman about it now. Second, you should send money to organizations that support the idea. Check here for a list, or paypal to free.mickey@foobox.com. And third, you should talk about it, best in weblog space, but anywhere would be great. This will only happen if people push Congress to do something about it.

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Great 802.11g primer

Adam "TidBITS" Engst and Glenn "WiFi Networking News" Fleishman have put together a great article that looks at the new 802.11g equipment, which interoperates with older WiFi gear, but can also support new, cheap wireless cards at 500% of WiFi speeds. The most interesting part, for me, was this info about multipath:
One of 802.11g's big advantages over 802.11b is that it better handles the inevitable signal reflection. Radio signals bounce off different pieces of matter--floors, metal, even the air around you--at different angles and speeds. A receiver must reconcile all the different reflections of the same signal that arrive at slightly different times into a single set of data. 802.11g (like 802.11a) slices up the spectrum in a way that enables receivers to handle these reflections in a simpler but more effective way than 802.11b.
There've been many contexts in which I've seen bad multipath scatter -- it's evidenced when you run an application like MacStumbler and see dozens of instances of the same network -- usually on crowded trade-show floors with lots of booths or in offices with twisty corridors. It really kicks the hell out of WiFi signal: this is pretty encouraging. Also interesting is this sidebar on 802.11a, which I'd always dismissed as a failure due to its incompatibility with older WiFi gear:
Because 802.11a has 12 distinct channels that can be used without interference in the same place, it offers an advantage for scenarios in which avoiding interference is important. Likewise, the four channels reserved in the upper end of the 5 GHz band for 802.11a outdoor, point-to-point use can employ higher power levels, which may provide a better throughput than 802.11g in the same circumstances.
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International movement to reform copyright terms

Erik from InfoAnarchy is starting a worldwide movement to call for reform on copyright terms.
Everyone except for lobbyists and corrupt congress-critters understands that this is insane. This is therefore an excellent cause to rally around and to test our political power. This is something that we can actually agree to change! No matter where we stand on copyright per se, no matter where we live, we should all join forces and fight insane copyright terms, world-wide.
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Trash-houses: a baby's crib coated in gray mold...

More on the grim pathology of trash-houses. I get shivers just reading this:
Inside, flashed up in the projector's illuminating beam, is a baby's crib coated in gray mold. Beneath it, scattered across the carpeted floor, are boxes of breakfast cereal--Wheaties, Life--and a pile of snagged lingerie. "Conception," Staffenson says, nodding at the next slide, "believe it or not, occurred here," on a stained mattress covered over with crumpled newspapers. "This was the home of a young couple who'd left the farm. The husband couldn't make it there--this was the late '80s and the economy was pretty rough for some. They came down to the city and he couldn't get work. She was 16, 17 maybe, pregnant, and just couldn't keep up with things. This is the toilet"--click--"past full, spilling over, so they just shut the door and started using a bucket in the kitchen. The nurse who drove out to the house went in the backyard and puked before she called me."

We spend another hour in the dark, tracking cases whose addresses no longer matter much. The particulars inside, after a while, appear like set objects in a series of still-lifes: the industrial strength garbage bags, the spoiled food, the buckets, the stacks of newspapers. Broken glass and a toddler with bleeding feet. Wrung-out diapers drying on a radiator. Kerosene lamps. Captain Crunch. Fly-paper. Aluminum cans. Cat litter trays made from detergent boxes. Coke cartons. TV Guide. The Eggert house, with a hide-a-bed buried four feet deep in trash, its sheets still on. The kitchen of another house where a 70-year-old man, living alone, was found in the middle of winter frozen to death, surrounded by junk mail and pet-food cans, with his feet stuck in the oven.

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Compulsive squalor: animal "collectors" and trash houses

Teresa Nielsen Hayden has put together an amazing, comprehensive post about squalor and animal collecting: the so-called "cat ladies" and garbage people. The stories are incredible, the syndrome pervasive. People across the country accumulate hundreds of animals, or fill their bathtubs with feces, or stack newspapers to the ceiling in room after room until their homes are uninhabilitable. Sometimes, these places end up so far gone that they have to be bulldozed after their owners die or are institutionalized.
To me, the most striking feature of the animal hoarder's psychology is their state of complete and utter denial. This is not your usual "Your father never did that, you don't understand what he was going through, and why do you insist on only remembering the bad things?" kind of denial. This is world-class craziness. Hoarders insist there's no problem, the house is just a little messy, and their critters are fine--even when the feces are literally a foot deep, animals are dropping dead and other animals are cannibalizing them, or the poor beasts have chronic infections that leave them with masses of scar tissue instead of eyes. If it weren't real, it would be unbelievable:
Irene Holmes, a District Attorney who has assisted in the prosecution of a number of collector cases throughout the United States, ... states that collectors have a "death grip on denial." She gives the example of a woman who was shown a photograph of one of the dogs that was seized from her care. The photo shows a Weimaraner, so starved from lack of food that it was literally shedding its intestines and rectum. Holmes relates that when the woman who owned the dog looked at the photo, her only comment was "I guess it did seem a little ill."
Their recidivism rate is close to 100%.
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Nationwide day of protest against war in Iraq

Hundreds of thousands of protestors will gather in cities across the country to speak out against war in Iraq today:
Becker said people from 220 cities nationwide have committed to attending the demonstrations, which are slated to begin on Washington's National Mall at 11 a.m. EST.

Demonstrators will converge at the Capitol and march to the Washington Navy Yard, a military installation in Southeast Washington.

In San Francisco, California, where organizers predicted a turnout of about 50,000 protesters, the day's events begin at 11 a.m. (2 p.m. EST) with a march from the waterfront down Market Street in the heart of the city to the Civic Center.

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Friday, January 17, 2003

LA spoken word event: Reverse Cowgirl reads fiction this Sunday

Susannah "Reverse Cowgirl" Breslin -- author, comixxx artist, digerati hottie, and recently vacated BoingBoing guestblogger -- will be reading in LA this Sunday night. I'll be there, and look forward to seeing some Angeleno BoingBoing readers in the house! Susannah sez:
"this Sunday evening, the 19th, i will be reading my fiction at Spoken Interludes Vanguard. that's at the Tempest Supper Club, located at 7323 Santa Monica Boulevard in Los Angeles. the buffet dinner, likely served sans burgers and weiners, begins at 6pm and the reading itself starts at 7:15pm. it costs $25 whole smackers to get in. fellow fiction readers include Tori Morsell, Dan Roberts, Eve Wood, Hal Ackerman, and Dani Klein.

i will be reading Hey Doll. i may or may not be saying the word 'penis.'"

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SpaceBrothers: inflatable aliens tour the world

Dennis has embarked on a project to chronicle the journeys of the SpaceBrothers, inflatable aliens that pop up all over the world:
I decided to do this in furtherance of my belief that the best thing about the Web is THE UPLOADS, not the downloads. It's the =users= contributions that make this medium so much more than a fat pipe for more Hollywood "product." The stories and pictures we have online are funny and scary, cute and puzzling -- especially since mystery inflatable aliens are turning up in places we never sent them! They highlight the diverse creative approaches that highlight the special qualities of the Web.
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Los Alamos eggheads stash nuke-waste in a shack

Scientists at Los Alamos have been storing their plutonium-tainted waste in a steel pre-fab building. The Nuke Cops are pretty pissed, and just wait till OSHA hears about it.
"Although there were no immediate radiological consequences, unanticipated events (could) have caused unanalyzed and significant exposures to workers and to the public," Linton Brooks, the acting chief of the National Nuclear Security Administration, wrote in December in a letter to then-Lab director John Browne.

"PF-185 basically provides a weather-shield and airborne monitoring, but little high wind, missile, or seismic protection," Dr. Charles Keilers, the Defense Nuclear Facilities Safety Board's representative at Los Alamos, wrote in a memo to colleagues. "Many of (PF-185's) containers (would likely) fail in a fire."

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Congress pleads for its Crackberries

Hill Rats and Congresscritters have become completely addicted to their Crackberries: the Research In Motion Blackberry wireless email devices (I tossed mine into the trash last year -- they're crap, especially as compared to the SideKick).

The problem is that RIM, a Canadian company, has been convicted of infringing on a bullshit patent held by an American competitor. Ironically, RIM's own bullshit patent ("small QWERTY keyboards") has been used to extort money from Palm and Handspring.

The chief administrator of the House of Representatives has asked RIM and its Yankee competitor to settle up nice and quiet, lest they deprive the gubmint's net-addled stress-feeders of their always-on email appliances.

Eagen wrote that Congress has invested nearly $6 million in BlackBerry technology, including issuing 3,000 of the black, wireless handsets, in part because of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Eagen's worry stems from a federal court jury verdict in November that the BlackBerry infringed on patents held by NTP Inc., an Arlington holding company...

"This is a sorry state of affairs," Wallace said. "The U.S. Congress is defending the continued use of foreign technology that is determined to be operating unlawfully." He has told Congress that he would not seek to shut BlackBerry down until a suitable alternative was in place.

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Friday Web Zen: Surreal

(1) Strindberg and helium
(2) Recursive (dramamine recommended)
(3) Maltese dog goes under the sea and swims with fish
(4) Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, performed by Leonard Nimoy
(5) Celebriducks
(6) Dream Anatomy
(7) Mona Lisa
(8) and a classic: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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(flame-retardant disclaimer: some of the items in weekly Web Zen roundups may have appeared previously on BoingBoing.)

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First-hand review of in-flight WiFi on Lufthansa Frankfurt-to-D.C. flight

Read Seattle Post-Intelligencer aerospace reporter James Wallace's review, filed yesterday while on the Lufthansa 747 that was the first commercial jetliner to use Boeing's "Connexion" WiFi service.

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Update: Frank Boosman writes:

The report on this on NPR's Marketplace the other night was cool. The reporter recorded his report as an MP3 and uploaded it during the flight. The encoding at this link is low-grade, but on the radio, the report sounded fine. According to the host, the report was a 4.7MB MP3 file that took 17 minutes to upload, which implies an upload speed of 37.8 kbit/s -- not too bad considering how many journalists on the inaugural flight must have been using that link simultaneously."
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NYT Editorial on Eldred: The Coming of Copyright Perpetuity

From Thursday's New York Times:
Artists naturally deserve to hold a property interest in their work, and so do the corporate owners of copyright. But the public has an equally strong interest in seeing copyright lapse after a time, returning works to the public domain -- the great democratic seedbed of artistic creation -- where they can be used without paying royalties.

In effect, the Supreme Court's decision makes it likely that we are seeing the beginning of the end of public domain and the birth of copyright perpetuity. Public domain has been a grand experiment, one that should not be allowed to die. The ability to draw freely on the entire creative output of humanity is one of the reasons we live in a time of such fruitful creative ferment.

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Eastern Standard Tribe cover!

It's a good week in writing-land for me. A week after my first novel came out, it's had nearly 50,000 downloads. Yesterday, Salon published my WiFiSciFi story, Liberation Spectrum. Now, my editor has sent me this comp of the early design for the cover of my next novel, "Eastern Standard Tribe," which is tentatively scheduled for next fall. You can read an excerpt of the book that Mindjack published last year, while I was working on it (there's also a Wired article I wrote on the subject), or just admire the brilliant cover design which the award-winning art-director at Tor, Irene Gallo, put together. Link Discuss

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Mad Professor on Inkwell.vue

I'm being interviewed about Mad Professor on Inkwell.vue, a Well discussion board that is open to the public. Please feel free to drop in and ask a question! Link Discuss

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Online street-level photoguide to Barcelona

Following up on yesterday's post about an online London walk-a-logue, Scott from Ideo sends this link to a similar guide for Barcelona. Unlike the London guide, this one lacks links -- but allows you to spin around in the photos to view alternate angles. Most nifty.

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Britons slashdot Parliament, hamstring national ID card

NTK reports that the Stand's efforts to get Britons to tell their MPs off about the proposed mandatory ID card is working:
When you left us last Friday: Lord Falconer, minister in charge of ID cards, was claiming that his consultation was showing a 2:1 majority in favour of them. By Monday, thanks to your mails via stand.org.uk, the ratio must have been more like 2:1 against. At time of writing, with over 4000 new responses in one week, we'd estimate it's now something like 80% anti, 20% pro. David Blunkett, who was tipped to announce growing public support for the project at a conference on Wednesday, instead talked of cabinet splits, and "not wanting a revolution" over the proposals. Isn't it always a surprise when you log in to check your inbox after the weekend?
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The snakebots are coming

Howie Choset, engineer and robotics researcher at Carnegie Mellon, is part of a team developing "snakebots" with funding from the US Navy's Office of Naval Research. Potential applications for the serpentine robots range from engine maintenance to bomb disarming to disaster rescue. Snip from National Geographic story:
Snake-like robots already exist in rudimentary forms. But Choset's creations push the envelope. Small and very strong by design, Choset's snakebots measure just five centimeters (two inches) in diameter. The use of beveled gears around their circumference, allows the serpentine robots many more degrees of movement than conventional robots--including the ability to move efficiently in three-dimensional space. Choset's machines use complex mathematical algorithms that enable them to autonomously sense and respond to obstacles and variations they encounter while navigating across landscapes.

Living snakes move by cyclic forms of locomotion, or "gaits." Adapting these gaits to the mechanical snake enables it to maneuver effectively through three-dimensional terrain. Choset's current snakebot prototype is constructed from many separate pieces connected with hinges. Eventually, the device will look much like a real snake, with a smooth surface "skin" possibly made of piezoelectric polymer materials that hold special electrical properties. This skin would help to propel the snakebot by expanding and contracting as it is alternately charged with electric current. The resulting motion, which would resemble that of a real snake, would help the snakebot move safely in cluttered spaces.

Check out the "Snake Robot Projects" page on the website for the university's Sensor Based Planning Lab. Choset's personal homepage is here.

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Hacking the vacuum-robot "Roomba"

So, what do we call this? VacBotMod? Not sure, but check out this terrific site with pics and step-by-step documentation: two 'bot-deconstructivists' reverse engineer the Roomba vacuum robot:
"Our first attempt yielded vaulable information about the internals of the Roomba. It is evident that iRobot's engineers have gone through a great deal of effort to minimize the cost in order to make the Roomba affordable. We shall have 802.11b controlled robots roving around any day now."
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Cruelty to Analog: the effort to plug the analog hole

The Motion Picture Association of America's Copy Protection Technical Working Group -- the same people who gave us mandatory DVD use-control systems and proposed the dread broadcast flag mandate -- have struck a new working group to "plug the analog hole." This group is working to make it impossible to digitize an analog signal without a copyright-holder's permission, which means that, for example, politicians could transmit campaign-promise speeches that you can't record to hold them to later.

The group, called the Analog Reconversion Discussion Group (ARDG -- pronounced "Argh!") is hewing to the secretive principles that kept the Broadcast Flag negotiation out of the public eye. The press may not attend its meetings or sit in on its phone calls. However, anyone not working for the press with $100 and a plane ticket to LAX may attend the meetings and report on their proceedings.

So EFF has started a new blog to chronicle the negotiation, called "Cruelty to Analog." The blog will be updated with reports from each of the ARDG's meetings, its draft documents and position papers -- all the news that's fit to blog. These people are engaged in a horse-trading exercise with your fair-use and free-speech rights. If you can't make it to LA for the monthly meeting, shouldn't you at least be keeping track of what they're doing to your rights? Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:19:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Three-line WiFi Theremin

My colleague Seth Schoen has written a three-line script that turns a GNU/Linux box with a WiFi card into a Theremin.
This means that the 802.11 card can function as a rough proximity sensor for your hand. This evening I realized that that means you can make a wireless card into a sort of poor man's theremin -- you just need to map the signal strength to a tone, play the tone, and move your hand. You'll be able to play several discrete pitches or scales, although with much less precision than a real theremin.

I wrote a three-line shell script which implements this idea (using Linux setterm, all on a beta test version of the LNX-BBC, it so happens), and later improved it a little bit with a small C program which wraps the Linux KIOCSOUND ioctl. It works just fine -- you can easily bring the tone up and down by moving your hand back and forth. That's a lot of fun. The most obvious problem is the discreteness of the whole thing. A real theremin is plainly an analog device. (The analogy is between the pitch level and the position of your hand.) This system is very obviously quantized, at best like someone playing a poor piano scale (and it's distorted sine waves rather than piano strings with their nice harmonics).

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Play-by-email games rock

Play-by-mail games, a long tradition among chess and D&D wonks, have migrated to email, crossing over with strategy video games along the way. Greg Costikyan reviews Laser Squad Nemesis, a wicked-sounding play-by-email game on his blog.
Laser Squad Nemesis is a free download. With the download, you get three training scenarios. But to play the game for real, you must "subscribe," at the rate of $25 for six months of unlimited play. When playing, you use the client software to plan your moves, then submit them to the server, via email. You have one opponent; when the server receives both your and your opponent's moves, it resolves them, and sends off a file with the new gamestate, also via email. You receive the file, "replay" the turn to see what your opponent did, and what happened during the last turn--and plot your next turn's moves.

In other words, you might wind up playing a turn a day--or a turn every fifteen minutes or so, depending on how frequently your opponent submits moves, and how frequently you want to do so.

Each player controls a squad of futuristic ground troopers-- human space marines, Mechs, or Spawn (with additional races to come). Each "turn" represents ten seconds of realtime. You plan your moves by selecting troopers, telling them where to go, and ordering them to fire at a particular target, at any target that appears in view, or just to lay down opportunity fire in case an opponent appears. You can "test" your move, seeing what your men do--and whether, say, they get in each others way, or whether you actually can get a grenade through that window from this angle. Indeed, to play effectively, you need to test your move several times and refine it, until you have a well-coordinated plan of attack

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Orange breaks MSFT SmartPhones with new anti-user "patch"

Microsoft SmartPhone users have discovered a means to install their own software on their phones, sidestepping the telcos' absolute control over what their bought-and-paid-for devices may and may not do. Orange, the phone company, has issued a "patch" that makes it impossible to install your own stuff on your own phone, and they're characterizing it as a "security update." Link Discuss

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Thursday, January 16, 2003

Berkeley DRM conference Feb 27-Mar 1

UC Berkeley is throwing a Digital Rights Management conference Feb 27 to Mar 1. While there have been numerous DRM conferences held, they've all taken the rosy view that DRM is good, useful and lawful technology. The Berkeley conference pulls together critics and advocates and actually attempts to hammer out some kind of common understanding. I'm really looking forward to it.
Music is being released on copy-protected CDs, movies on encrypted and region-encoded DVDs, and Congress is considering the mandate of technological protection for digital television. The next generation of information distribution will be defined by the purchase of rights to receive digital content for a set of defined and controlled uses. Digital Rights Management (DRM) systems are the technological measures built into the hardware or software of home computers, digital televisions, stereo equipment, and portable devices in order to manage the relationships between users and protected expression. As technological solutions increasingly interact and even supersede the laws of intellectual property, privacy, and contract law, it is imperative for everyone from lawyers, technologists, and policy-makers to artists and consumers to keep up with the changes.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Eddan!)

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Wil Wheaton in I, Robot?

Wil Wheaton has just auditioned for a role in "I, Robot," the film-adaptation! Link Discuss

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Airplane scrapyard pics

My buddy Todd Lappin visited an airplane scrapyard in Mirage, CA, and took some killer digital photos. Enjoy! Link Discuss

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An entire house, rendered in wireframe

Paul sez, "Matthew has photographed and inventoried everything in his house, and presents it to you in a BeOS-esque wireframe format. Obsessive... but exactly what the web is for." Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

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TV biz jargon watch

The weekly television industry zine Lost Remote features a TV and convergence-related buzzword-tracking section, where these new words have recently appeared:

ANTICIPOINTMENT (n) What viewers experience when you fall short of their expectations after over-promoting a story or show.

INGEST (v) To file raw or feed video into a server. "Quick, ingest that tape!"

PREEMPTNITION (n) The feeling you have when you realize the story you've worked on for a week is about to get bumped from the show.

BINGO (n) When an aircraft reaches the point of having to return to refuel. "We're 10 minutes from bingo," radioed the chopper pilot to the assignment desk.

Link to their entire list of TV jargon to date, Discuss

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Patriotic Traitors

Someone calling him/herself "scarlet pimpernel" bcc'd this to me:
Did you know the difference between "Patriot" and Traitor" is just two letters? Not surprisingly, those letters are "PR". Here are some examples:

We know that Saddam Hussein has Anthrax, as well as botulism and bubonic plague, because the Reagan Administration GAVE him the starter cultures. The emissary on that mission? None other than Donald Rumsfeld. Don't believe me? Type "Rumsfeld" + "Anthrax" + "Iraq" into your search engine.

Boy that Dick Cheney sure is a patriotic guy - he'd never give aid and support to our enemies, right? Think again. As CEO of Halliburton, he went around the UN embargo by using foreign subsidiaries Dresser-Rand and Ingersoll-Dresser Pump to rebuild Saddam Hussein's oil infrastructure just three years ago. Not only did he seek to do business with Mr. Hitler-with-a-bigger-mustache, he actually broke the law for the privilege! Estimates of the deal vary from between 23 and 78 million dollars, but Cheney's take amounted to approximately thirty pieces of silver (adjusted for inflation from 33 A.D.) Need proof? Type "Halliburton" + "Iraq" into your search engine.

Admiral John Poindexter, recently put in charge of going over your e-mails and credit card receipts, is a convicted felon who sold Stinger missiles to the Iranians, used the profits to fund an international terrorist organization, and then lied to congress about it. Along with the Stinger missiles, Poindexter also delivered to the Ayatollah a Bible and a key-shaped cake. Go ahead and and call us democrats as unpatriotic as you like, at least we didn't bake any cakes for the Ayatollah.

Too young to remember this? Keywords are "Poindexter" + "Iran".

Worried that you or a loved one may have to serve in the Persian Gulf? Take a tip from the President: "George Bush" + "AWOL"

To put all this in perspective, remember that Bill Clinton was hounded for six and a half years by the GOP over a two-bit Arkansas land deal where he actually lost money. Throughout his presidency, Bill Clinton was accused of practically every crime in the book except the one he was actually guilty of: not being a member of the Republican Party.

Let's face it, if any of these clowns had been democrats, the GOP wouldn't be putting them into high office, they'd be putting them to death. For their own sake, please encourage your local democratic party representatives to grow a spine. Quickly. Failing that, here's some advice from Billy Bragg: "Start your own revolution and cut out the middleman."

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World's first truly artificial life-form created

New Scientist reports that the world's first truly artificial organism has been engineered by researchers at California's Scripps Institute, using "stolen" genes from other bacteria and from the sperm whale.
The bacterium makes an amino acid that no other organism uses to build proteins. The work is being hailed as "a very great accomplishment" and the technique promises to open unique avenues for manufacturing drugs.

Amino acids are the fundamental building blocks of life, making up the proteins which constitute all living cells. The DNA of every organism on Earth contains three-letter codes, known as codons, for 20 such amino acids. Now, a team led by Peter Schultz of the Scripps Research Institute in La Jolla has managed to coax E. coli bacteria to produce a 21st amino acid and use it to make a protein, using only natural food sources such as sugar and water.

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Street-level walking photoguide to London shops, bars, restaurants

Richard sez:
Here's an idea so obvious you wonder why it hasn't already happened: areas of London have been photographed from street level, and the streets reconstructed and indexed on a map. Now, when you're looking for that bar you can't remember the name of, by the map shop, around the corner from the deli, you can actually find it by trawling this site. Oh, and you can usually link to their website from here too.
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Magnetic fields and mind-control (tinfoil beanie not required)

The Boston Globe published an interesting piece this week about transcranial magnetic stimulation ("TMS"), a scientific technique to stimulate or sedate the electrical the brain's electrical activity by directing a powerful magnetic field inside the skull.
Invented in 1985, modern-day magnetic stimulators charge up to a whopping 3,000 volts and produce peak currents of up to 8,000 amps - powers similar to those of a small nuclear reactor. That pulse of current flowing from a capacitor into a hand-held coil creates a magnetic field outside the patient's head. The field painlessly induces a current inside the brain, affecting the electrical activity that is the basis for all it does.

The promise of TMS as a scientific tool seems similarly powerful. And it has generated a range of intriguing practical effects as well, from improving attention to combating depression, that have been published in reputable, peer-reviewed journals.

''From the point of view of cognitive neuroscience - understanding how brain activity relates to behavior - it is, in a way, a dream come true for all of us, because it provides a way to create our own patients, as it were,'' said [Dr. Alvaro] Pascual-Leone, director of the Laboratory for Magnetic Brain Stimulation at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center. ''You can create a very transient disruption of the brain. For a few milliseconds, it is as if those cells were not there. So you are able to ask questions about what role a particular brain part plays in a particular behavior.''

Link to Boston Globe story, Link to more background on TMS, Discuss (via strangelove)

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Bananas in danger of extinction?

The International Network for the Improvement of Banana and Plantain say bananas are in danger of becoming extinct because they are sterile clones of "naturally mutant wild bananas discovered by early farmers as much as 10,000 years ago," and therefore highly susceptible to a couple of nasty fungal diseases. Their solution? Genetic engineering. Link Discuss

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5.8 GHz a load of Gigahype?

I was thinking about buying one of those new 5.8 GHz phones, until I read Mike Langberg's piece in the San Jose Mercury News.
There is nothing inherently superior in 5.8 GHz to the older 2.4 GHz or 900 megahertz (MHz) cordless phones. The range isn't greater, the clarity isn't enhanced and there's no added support for special features.
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Bangladesh gets unwired

A rural agricultural university in poverty-stricken Bangladesh has replaced its slow, expensive and unreliable dialup Internet connection with a high-speed fixed wireless link.
"In the future, we hope to provide low-cost connections to local hospitals, schools and non-profits groups as well," he says...

Mr Rahman says the wireless technology will be hugely beneficial for the people who live in rural areas and on remote islands that have no telephone facilities.

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Dashboard cig lighter for your PC tower

Frozen CPU is shipping a $19 5.25"-bay dashboard cigarette lighter module for your PC tower case. Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

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Lufthansa pilots airborne wireless

Lufthansa is testing an in-flight WiFi program that gives fliers between DC and Frankfurt high-speed Internet access in the air. God, I so badly want this. Link Discuss (via /.)

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Apple insists that iCommune cease

The author of iCommune, a playlist-sharing plugin for iTunes, has gotten a nastygram from Apple, and he's ceased development and discontinued availability. Thanks, Apple, for making my computer less functional.
Uh oh... I just received a "Notice of Breach and Termination of License" letter from Apple, stating that I violated my license to the Device Plug-in API which iCommune uses. For the time being, I'm making the download unavailable, while I try to sort things out with Apple. Sorry about this folks. Any good lawyers in the house?
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Lessig: Whither the Supremes' Constitutional commitment?

Larry Lessig's insomnia last night led him to post a fiery post-game analysis of yesterday's terrible Supreme Court ruling, which cheated our public domain to protect copyright. He focuses on the fact that many of the Supremes have espoused the view that their role is to protect the Constitution from Congress's excesses, but that the Justices seem to be picking and choosing which parts of the Constitution matter.
One friend offered a reason in an email of condolence. Those 5, he said, save their activism for issues they think important. They apply their principle to causes they think important. Protecting states is a cause they think important. Protecting the public domain is not.

By what right? By what g.d. right? These five justices have all the right in the world to have their own principled way of interpreting the constitution. Long before this case, I had written many many pages trying to explain the principle I thought inherent in the decisions of these five justices. I have spent many hours insisting on the same to ever-skeptical students. But by what right do these 5 get to pick and choose the parts of the constitution to which their principles will apply?

This sounds so amazingly naive, I know. But I have spent my career staring down the charge of naive, insisting on something more. Think the poster on the X-Files -- "I want to believe" -- but with the Supreme Court, not UFOs, in the background. Yet here I am, more than a decade into my job, just where most of my professors insisted I should have been more than a decade ago.

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Wednesday, January 15, 2003

WiFi-SciFi: My open spectrum fiction on Salon

Last week, I shipped a novel with an open source license. This week, Salon is running my open spectrum novellette, "Liberation Spectrum," a story about the wireless commons and what it could mean for sovereignty, entrepreneurship, and politics. I wrote this for a workshop last fall at Bruce Sterling's place in Austin, and got some great criticism -- thanks to everyone who helped make this a better peice.
Akwesahsne was just the sort of woods that the CogRad gear thrived in. Within a week, the entire rez would be unwired at 500 megabits/second, enough connectivity to move whatever data they could find a use for. The Warriors were resentful at first, but they came around.

Lee-Daniel went out with a crew that Elaine was leading, up on the northern border of the Sovereign. She had two junior surveyors with her, all of them loaded with positioning gear that tied in to Galileo, the European GPS network -- the Galileo gear cost a fortune, but they'd found that their American GPS kit often mysteriously stopped working when they were working on projects in the territorial USA. They'd ordered the Euro stuff from a bunch of anti-globalization activists who'd found that the same thing happened in any city hosting an economic summit. Europeans were more likely to treat infrastructure as sacrosanct, while the U.S. was only too happy to monkey with GPS for tactical reasons. The Series A man hated the expense of the Galileo gear, hated paying off crusty-punk Starbucks-smashers for critical tools, hated the optics of looking like a bunch of anarchists instead of a spunky start-up.

The surveyors and the Warriors kept their distance as they set out, one Warrior leading and one bringing up the rear. Elaine called for a break every five or ten minutes to check her location against the map and to hammer down an RF beacon that would serve to measure the drop-off over the terrain as they hiked. She used binox with an integrated laserpointer to check the distance and clarity to remote points, and a squealing handheld brick of oscilloscope gear to measure the crossover of the other beacons on the hill. All the while, she muttered down her cellphone's headpiece with the other crews, making sure they weren't overlapping or diverging too widely, keeping everything squared with the maps on her screens and in her head.

The woods had a high canopy, which was good news. When they started out, they'd focused on getting above the leaf line, since leaves badly scattered RF signals, but they'd ended up with networks that were only reachable by people who were twenty feet off the ground. They'd blown a fortune downlinking the relays to ground-level stations with omnidirectional antennae.

But then Lee-Daniel had had a brainstorm -- build the network below the leaf line. Heavy canopy starved out any foliage that grew below the treetops, leaving a clear line of sight (modulo the tree trunks, which were largely RF transparent) on the forest floor. That pushed CogRad from a theoretical project to a real success.

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Walt Disney understood the value of the public domain

Dan Gillmor has filed a special column, telling us all what we lost with the Supreme Court's rejection of Eldred:
Who got robbed? You did. I did.

Who won? Endlessly greedy media barons will now collect billions from works that should have long since entered the public domain.

Like public lands and the oceans, the public domain is controlled by no one -- a situation that infuriates people who believe that nothing can have value unless some person or corporation owns it. The public domain is the pool of knowledge from which new art and scholarship have arisen over the centuries.

The Constitution talks about granting rights to creators of ''science and useful arts'' but only for limited periods. After that, the works can be used freely by anyone.

Walt Disney understood the value of the public domain, and used it precisely as other great artists had done. He updated an out-of-copyright character to create Mickey Mouse, for example, and launched an empire.

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Gawrsh! Another 20 years in copyright jail!

Andy has brilliantly remixed an old Mickey cartoon-strip (a fair use), to form a commentary on the Eldred decision. Link Discuss (Thanks, Andy!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:21:51 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Mickey, trapped in copyright forever

Lux sez: "I cobbled together a few politically satirical images about the Eldred case which we will be running for the next few days. Feel free to re-use and distribute!" Link Discuss (Thanks, Lux!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:17:19 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Melancholy Elephants: infinite copyright = infocalype

Spider Robinson's classic story about infinite copyright, "Melancholy Elephants," is online for free, courtesy of Baen Books. Fitting that we read it today:
"Good answer," she said. "Remember that. But for all present-day intents and purposes, you might as well say that art is a little over 15,600 years old. That's the age of the oldest surviving artwork, the cave paintings at Lascaux. Doubtless the cave-painters sang, and danced, and even told stories—but these arts left no record more durable than the memory of a man. Perhaps it was the story tellers who next learned how to preserve their art. Countless more generations would pass before a workable method of musical notation was devised and standardized. Dancers only learned in the last few centuries how to leave even the most rudimentary record of their art.

"The racial memory of our species has been getting longer since Lascaux. The biggest single improvement came with the invention of writing: our memory-span went from a few generations to as many as the Bible has been around. But it took a massive effort to sustain a memory that long: it was difficult to hand-copy manuscripts faster than barbarians, plagues, or other natural disasters could destroy them. The obvious solution was the printing press: to make and disseminate so many copies of a manuscript or art work that some would survive any catastrophe.

"But with the printing press a new idea was born. Art was suddenly mass-marketable, and there was money in it. Writers decided that they should own the right to copy their work. The notion of copyright was waiting to be born.

"Then in the last hundred and fifty years came the largest quantum jumps in human racial memory. Recording technologies. Visual: photography, film, video, Xerox, holo. Audio: low-fi, hi-fi, stereo, and digital. Then computers, the ultimate in information storage. Each of these technologies generated new art forms, and new ways of preserving the ancient art forms. And each required a reassessment of the idea of copyright.

"You know the system we have now, unchanged since the mid-twentieth-century. Copyright ceases to exist fifty years after the death of the copyright holder. But the size of the human race has increased drastically since the 1900s—and so has the average human lifespan. Most people in developed nations now expect to live to be a hundred and twenty; you yourself are considerably older. And so, naturally, S. '896 now seeks to extend copyright into perpetuity."

"Well," the senator interrupted, "what is wrong with that? Should a man's work cease to be his simply because he has neglected to keep on breathing? Mrs. Martin, you yourself will be wealthy all your life if that bill passes. Do you truly wish to give away your late husband's genius?"

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Michael Moore on the Daily Show

Great video and audio captures of last night's Michael Moore appearance on The Daily Show. Link Discuss

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PBS' "NOW with Bill Moyers" to tackle public domain v. private control

Pho list co-founder, meme-generator, and BoingBoing friend Jim Griffin appears on the PBS show NOW with Bill Moyers on January 17, 2002 at 9p.m. E.T./P.T. Check local listings here. This edition of Moyers' weekly program will tackle the digital future of intellectual property and the present debate pitting private control against public domain.
Public libraries embody the American ideal that anybody can read, watch or listen to just about anything they want to. With publications and broadcasting delivered free by the Internet directly to homes, is the information revolution making libraries obsolete? As more people can access this content, the copyright owners -- in many cases large corporate publishing entities -- are looking for ways to charge fees. A growing chorus of lawyers, librarians, and educators fear the implications of losing free access to information for everyone. "Our information and communication infrastructure is so central to everything we do," says former American Library Association president Nancy Kranich. "But what's really underlying that is the free flow of ideas which is essential to democracy." Jim Griffin, president of the music company Cherry Lane Digital adds, "...Eleanor Roosevelt dreamed of a world of libraries where we could borrow any book we wanted to read, any movie we wanted to watch, any record we wanted to listen to..equalizing access to knowledge is one of the hallmarks of a civilized society."
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Keep your technology out of my analog hole

Dan sez, "Today seemed like an appropriate time for this link to Digimarc's 'Plugging the Analog Hole' presentation. In it, Digimarc describes how 'hackers are like sheep' who will steal digital content unless all future devices use digital watermarking techniques (like the ones Digimarc develops) and all analog outputs are removed. Say goodbye to works like GNN's S-11 Redux if that ever happens." Link Discuss (Thanks, Dan Z!)

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Why the DMCRA is the right answer to the theft of the public domain

Representatives Boucher and Doolittle have introduced a bill, the DMCRA, that mitigates some of the worst elements of the current copyright regime, especially in the DMCA. They've been met with a hail of FUD and scare-mongering. This page explains in detail why the copyright absolutists' arguments are so flawed.
Opponents of the DMCRA argue that if we allow circumvention to make noninfringing use, it will make it easier to circumvent the same technologies for infringing use. This argument ignores the obvious: If copyright holders limit their technologies to the prevention of infringing use, then no one will need to "pick the lock" in order to make noninfringing use. Consider timed-out copied, for example. It is never infringement to listen to a sound recording an infinite number of times. It is never infringement to rent lawfully made copies infinite times. An access control technology that times out a lawfully made copy so that the lawful owner or lawful renter of that copy has to pay the copyright holder to gain access is the same as a technology allowing copyright holders to charge a toll to cross the Brooklyn Bridge. It is ludicrous for the illicit toll-collector to argue that if people can learn how to cross the Brooklyn Bridge without paying the illicit toll, then legitimate toll collectors will be at risk.
Link Discuss (Thanks, John!)

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Unloved Christmas trees

Black and white snapshot gallery of discarded Christmas trees. Link Discuss (Thanks, Spencer!)

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New ACLU report: "Growth of an American Surveillance Society"

The ACLU has just released a new report: "Bigger Monster, Weaker Chains: The Growth of an American Surveillance Society." On Dave Farber's list today, Barry Steinhardt writes:
This report grew out of our sense here at the ACLU that in order to make progress on the privacy issue, we have to shift the terms of the debate. When viewed in isolation, many new privacy invasions seem harmless to many Americans, who don't see why they should care that (for example) someone is recording the date and time that they drive through a tollbooth. To understand the privacy issue one has to look at the big picture to understand that each new piece of information collected about us, no matter how seemingly harmless, is increasingly being added together with thousands of other data points to create an extremely intrusive, high-resolution picture of our lives.

The need to shift the terms of the debate on privacy to focus more on the big picture was made a lot easier by the breaking of the story of the Pentagon/Poindexter Total Information Awareness program and that story has provided the perfect opportunity to try to spark a broader discussion of how we are going to handle all the intrusive new technologies that are being developed, and what we are going to let this country turn into.

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We're all gonna die. In 500 million years.

A new book on astrobiology is out from a pair of American scientists, and it pegs the end of all life on earth at 500 million years from now. Co-authors Donald Brownlee Peter Ward describe the countdown to our imminent doom in The Life and Death Of Planet Earth, saying this should encourage humans to stop doing such a lame job of caring for the planet. AFP story snip:
"They said that when compared to a 24 hour clock, the planet is currently at 4:30 am after about 4.5 billion years of existence. At 5:00 am, the University of Washington professors write, animal and vegetable life will end after one billion years on Earth. By 8:00 am, the oceans will have vaporised and at midday, after 12 billion years, the Earth will have been absorbed by the Sun. By that time, the Sun will have become huge, destroyed any sign of the human presence and dispersed atoms and molecules across space.

'The disappearance of our planet is still 7.5 billion years away, but people really should consider the fate of our world and have a realistic understanding of where we are going,' said Brownlee."

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Baby sleep aid says: "I hate you"

"a Vancouver, Wash., family discovered that the toy they unsuspectingly attached to their son's crib utters the words "I hate you" amid the rhythmic ocean sounds designed to lull the baby asleep." Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeremy!)

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Eldred opinions online

The Supremes' Eldred opinions are online. Majority, 136k PDF; Stevens' dissent, 132k PDF; Breyer's dissent, 136k PDF Discuss (Thanks, Bryant!)

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New Harry Potter out in June, will enter public domain in mid/late 22nd Century

The next Harry Potter novel will be on shelves in June. It will be in the public domain -- where the legends and stories that gave Rowling her inspiration are -- 95 70 years after her death, at least in the USA. Link Discuss

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Supreme Court rules against Eldred, Alexandria burns

This AP wire reports that we lost Eldred, 7-2. That's the Supreme Court case that Larry Lessig argued to establish the principle that the continuous extension of copyright at the expense of the public domain is unconstitutional. This blog will be wearing a black arm-band for the next day in mourning for our shared cultural heritage, as the Library of Alexandria burns anew. Link Discuss (Thanks, Gnat!)

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Tuesday, January 14, 2003

Another sf novel online for free

Roger Williams has put his unpublished sf novel, "The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect," online under a share-freely license. I've just read the first chapter, and it looks pretty good! Link Discuss (Thanks, Rusty!)

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Vintage topo maps online

Paul sez, "Major fun for map geeks and anybody else who appreciates beautiful printed work: a collection of over 2000 USGS topographic maps dating from the 1880s to the 1950s. The collection was started by a railroad and map nut from New Hampshire who traveled from library to library with a scanner and a laptop; later, the University of New Hampshire and other kindred spirits helped expand the collection to cover all of New England (for the geographically impaired, that would be Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Connecticut, and Rhode Island). It now also includes New York, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland, and parts of Virginia, West Virginia, and Ohio. I suspect that if word gets out to enough potential volunteers it will eventually cover the entire country. Great desktop picture material!" Link Discuss (Thanks, Paul!)

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O'Reilly Emerging Technology conference open for registration

The O'Reilly Emerging Technology Conference -- April 22-25 in Santa Clara -- is open for registration. This is an absolutely fantastic conference, one that I'm proud to sit on the organizing committee for, and last year's was the stuff of legend. Sign up now! Link Discuss

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Lisa Palac sex (writing) workshop at Esalen!

bOING bOING friend Lisa Palac is teaching a sex-writing workshop at Esalen this month! Here's what Lisa has to say:
"It's my first time teaching this class on the West Coast. I've taught it several times at the Omega Institute in upstate New York, and it has always been a pretty amazing experience for everyone involved.The workshop is for writers of all levels who have a sexual story to tell. Other creative writing classes often make you feel like a big weirdo for wanting to explicitly discuss and explore your sexual life. In my class, of course, such topics provide the foundation and we build from there. Through writing, reading and discussion, we'll spend the week working toward a more complete essay, focusing on both craft and content. You might end up with a stand-alone piece, or a chapter of a larger memoir. Then again, maybe what you're left with is simply the experience of doing the kind of writing you've always wanted to do against a backdrop of one of most beautiful places on earth."

Getting Naked: Writing Sexual Essay and Memoir takes place January 26-31. Link Discuss

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Happiness = P + (5xE) + (3xH)

After interviewing 1000 people about what makes them happy, researchers say they have come up with a formula for happiness. Happiness = P + (5xE) + (3xH) E stands for Existence and relates to health, financial stability and friendships.

And H represents Higher Order needs, and covers self-esteem, expectations, ambitions and sense of humour. Link Discuss

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"Clinton masturbates in the sinks," and other quotes from Ann Coulter

This is old, but I just saw it: A Washingon Monthly Article about the "Wisdom of Ann Coulter." She's one funny lady!
"[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks."---Rivera Live 8/2/99

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"---Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01

The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"---syndicated column 10/29/99

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."---MSNBC

Link Discuss (Via Die Puny Humans)

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Playing with Traffic Waves

This guy writes about how he can single-handedly change the nature of entire traffic jams by altering the way he drives.
Once upon a time, years ago, I was driving through a number of stop/go traffic waves on I-520 at rush hour in Seattle. I decided to try something. On a day when I immediately started hitting the usual "waves" of stopped traffic, I decided to drive slow. Rather than repeatedly rushing ahead with everyone else, only to come to a halt, I decided to try to drive at the average speed of the traffic. I let a huge gap open up ahead of me, and timed things so I was arriving at the next "stop-wave" just as the last red brakelights were turning off ahead of me. It certainly felt weird to have that huge empty space ahead of me, but I knew I was driving no slower than anyone else. Sometimes I hit it just right and never had to touch the brakes at all, but sometimes I was too fast or slow. There were many "waves" that evening, and this gave me many opportunities to improve my skill as I drove along.

I kept this up for maybe half an hour while approaching the city. Finally I happened to glance at my rearview mirror. There was an interesting sight.

It was dusk, the headlights were on, and I was going down a long hill to the bridges. I had a view of miles of highway behind me. In the other lane I could see maybe five of the traffic stop-waves. But in the lane behind me, for miles, TOTALLY UNIFORM DISTRIBUTION. I hadn't realized it, but by driving at the average speed, my car had been "eating" traffic waves. Everyone ahead of me was caught in the stop/go cycle, while everyone behind me was forced to go at a nice smooth 35MPH or so. My single tiny car had erased miles and miles of stop-and-go traffic. Just one single "lubricant atom" had a profound effect on the turbulent particle flow within the entire "tube."

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Rapsnacks: Hip-hop + junk food = one dope-ass, high-phat lovechild.

Who let Dr. Funkenstein loose in the snackfood factory? DailyCandy reports:
"Back in the day, athletes hogged the Wheaties box. In the hip-hop era, there's a better way to get your snack on. Time to represent. The marketing geniuses at Universal Records have created Rapsnacks, slapping their artists (Nelly, Master P, and Lil Romeo, among others) where they've never bling-blinged before: on snack bags. (Making Chester Cheetah look like a punk-ass bitch.)

Bar-B-Quing with My Honey and Red Hot Cheddar potato chips are not for carb-obsessed lightweights, but they sure do pack serious flava -- double meaning intended. Yes, yes, y'all. On the serious tip, Rapsnacks are printed with positive messages like Stay in School and Respect Your Elders. Addictive? Maybe. Just don't call us when you find yourself on the mike raving about your love for Back on the Ranch."

Shown at left: Master-P platinum barbecue chips. Boo-ya!

Link Discuss

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Geoffrey Litwack 2002 Annual

Geoffrey sez, "I've put together a collection of stories and journal entries in the spirit of comic book year-end annuals; I call it the Geoffrey Litwack 2002 Annual, and it's free to distribute thanks to a Creative Commons license." Link Discuss (Thanks, Geoffrey!)

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Lava lamp as tourist destination

The town of Soap Lake, WA, is building a 60' lava lamp to promote tourism. Link Discuss (Thanks, Zed!)

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Monitor spanning in iBooks

The late-model dual-USB iBooks have the technical capacity to do "monitor spanning" -- plugging in an external display and showing different windows on each screen -- but they ship with the feature disabled. Not coincidentally, the higher-end Titanium laptops have this feature and use it as a selling-point. Anyway, a little judicious hackery-pokery will turn it on in your icebook, and "Hello, monitor-spanning!" Link Discuss (via Raelity Bytes)

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Tiki apartments opening in LA

A tiki-themed, four-apartment rental building is opening soon in downtown LA. Link Discuss (Thanks, Chris!)

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Picturephones banned in locker-rooms

Hong Kong health-clubs have banned the use of camera-phones in locker rooms. Link Discuss (Thanks, Bryan!)

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Freezing to death while waiting for MSFT phone to boot

A ZDnet UK columnist found himself stranded in the Scottish Highlands over the holidays after a skiing accident. No problem -- he had a brand new, sexy Microsoft-powered mobile phone. However, the MSFT interface is so tortuous that he nearly froze to death while trying to figure out how to get the device to turn its radio on.
The next time I looked at the phone it appeared to have turned itself off -- so I tried switching it on again. When it eventually came to life I could not get it to dial -- a closer examination revealed the legend 'Radio off' displayed very legibly on the SPV's excellent screen. No amount of menu searching let me find anything that would turn the phone's radio back on. At this point I remember making a few comments about the dubiousness of Bill Gates' parentage. I eventually managed to flag down a passing skier who let me use her Nokia phone (which switched on immediately) to call for help. Later analysis revealed that the problem arose because of the SPV's implementation of the ON/OFF button. It needs to be depressed for a couple of seconds to function as an on/off switch. If pressed and released briefly it summons a 'QuickList' menu -- where one of the items lets you turn the radio -- presumably to let you watch movies on the thing when airborne on something more reliable than two planks of wood.
Link Discuss (via Oblomovka)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:23:06 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

RIAA opposes the Hollings Bill

The RIAA is reportedly changing its tune on the Hollings Bill, legislation that would require new technologies to be approved by entertainment companies before they were allowed into the marketplace. The WSJ is reporting that they've joined Intel and the Business Software Alliance in opposing the bill.

The UK Inquirer's coverage of this suggests that Intel opposes this kind of thing generally, but while Intel's senior management team has been quite critical of technology mandates, Intel itself has been an active agitant for and ringleader of the Broadcast Flag issue, and their efforts have been instrumental to bringing this terrible idea -- which accomplishes the same ends as the Hollings Bill -- to the FCC, WIPO and Congress. Link Discuss

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Monday, January 13, 2003

RIAA refund: Send it to the EFF!

You've all applied for your refund from the RIAA, right? Well, SendItToTheEFF is a project to coordinate a big <nelson>haha</nelson> to the music industry by encouraging people to donate their refunds from the cartel to the EFF and make a note to that effect on the the checks. Link Discuss (Thanks, Dav!)

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Stills from Pirates of Caribbean movie

Ain't It Cool News is featuring leaked concept art from the upcoming Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:09:29 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Seditious State of the Union

Brilliantly, seditiously remixed State of the Union address video. (6.9MB QuickTime) Discuss (via Joho the Blog)

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"Artbots" Robot Talent Show: entries now accepted for July, 2003 event

Artbots is back, with autonomous vengeance! The second annual international "ArtBots: The Robot Talent Show" happens at EYEBEAM Gallery in Chelsea, NYC in mid-July. Deadline for entries is March 1st. Gentlemen (and ladies), start your bots. Snip from the project website:
"Artbots is the international art exhibition for robotic art and art-making robots. No firm rules exist on the types of work that can be submitted; if you think it's a robot and you think it's making art, then it's an art-making robot. About fifteen submissions will be selected for participation in the show. The show will run for two days (saturday and sunday) with all artists in attendence. Selected works will remain installed during the rest of the week as part of EYEBEAM's summer robotics festivities."
Visit the archive site for last year's show here. At left: The audience interacts with "Roving Walter Walter" at last year's show, by mxHz.org (lahaag and chip.kali). Link Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 04:56:09 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Scans from the golden age of science snake-oil

Karl sez: "I just posted an article and some scans on my site from a pile of old Mechanix Illustrated magazines I got from my father. These are the articles I grew up with: flying cars, nuking the arctic to moderate the weather, space platforms, etc. etc. The one I've been unable to locate so far is the 'Robots in your home by 1965!' piece, which I used to have but have mislaid." Link Discuss (Thanks, Karl!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:59:18 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Cuboro: stackable marble-run blocks

Cuboro is a system of 5cm^3 stacking wooden blocks with channels and dropouts that you use to make marble-runs. This looks like a lot of fun. Link Discuss (Thanks, Rainer!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:56:57 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Drug-war ads' hidden meaning

David Weinberger has hilariously deconstructed a drug=terrorism PSA, uncovering its roots as a parable for Bush the Elder's stern oversight of the coked-up Prez.
...we see a young-ish businessman having a meal in a fancy restaurant with another businessman in the next generation up. The young man thinks the relationship between drugs and terrorism is "very complex." The older man sighs Gore-ishly and lowers his eyelids in exasperation, as if he's talking to a slow-witted child. He patiently explains in one-syllable words how drugs and terrorism are connected. The younger man gets a Jeff Spicoli look as he processes the information and then concedes defeat...

Rich, callow, shallow, stupid, drug-using young businessman? Hmm, I wonder who that could be. And he's being advised by a man his father's age who patiently explains what his position should be? Lemme think, lemme think! And the young man changes his mind on an issue of international importance within 5 seconds?

Link Discuss (via JOHO the blog)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:51:25 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

GI Joe meets MST3K

Nice collection of GI Joe public service announcements dubbed over with slightly raunchy, bizarre vocals. Link Discuss (Thanks, BB!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:48:41 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

16-year-old's homebrew browser kicks azz

A 16 year old boy has won a science fair prize by turning in a 780,000-line broswer called XWEBS that benchmarks 400% faster than competing browsers. Link Discuss (Thanks, Zed!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:44:17 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Trent Latte: black coffee and steamed milk in separate but equal portions

Michael sez: "Kramerbooks, a bookstore/eatery just off Dupont Circle in Washington DC, is selling a new coffee drink, the Trent Lotte: A glass of black coffee, and a glass of steamed milk, in separate but equal portions." Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:42:10 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Hax0rs claim to 0wn the Internet on the RIAA's behalf

Check out this creepy, improbable Vichy-nerd screed from someone who claims to have seized control over the Internet at the behest of the RIAA:
It took us about a month to develop the complex hydra, and another month to bring it up to the standards of excellence that the RIAA demanded of us. In the end, we submitted them what is perhaps the most sophisticated tool for compromising millions of computers in moments.

Our system works by first infecting a single host. It then fingerprints a connecting host on the p2p network via passive traffic analysis, and determines what the best possible method of infection for that host would be. Then, the proper search results are sent back to the "victim" (not the hard-working artists who p2p technology rapes, and the RIAA protects). The user will then (hopefully) download the infected media file off the RIAA server, and later play it on their own machine.

When the player is exploited, a few things happen. First, all p2p-serving software on the machine is infected, which will allow it to infect other hosts on the p2p network. Next, all media on the machine is cataloged, and the full list is sent back to the RIAA headquarters (through specially crafted requests over the p2p networks), where it is added to their records and stored until a later time, when it can be used as evidence in criminal proceedings against those criminals who think it's OK to break the law.

Our software worked better than even we hoped, and current reports indicate that nearly 95% of all p2p-participating hosts are now infected with the software that we developed for the RIAA.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Pat!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:39:30 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Anti-copying technology is *not* anti-piracy technology

Dan Gillmor's column yesterday sounds a note of hope -- after seeing all the very cool devices on the floor at CES, devices that pay "lip service to the cartel's wish for absolute control over how copyrighted material may be used," he concludes that, "tomorrow is not on the side of the copyright control freaks." I share some of his optimism, but, as I wrote to him:
A good point to reflect on is that since any anti-copying tech can be broken by technically sophisticated users (if by no other means than by redigitizing the cleartext output from analog AV outputs), anti-copying measures *can't* stop "piracy." These measures won't slow down organized gangs of Ukranian counterfeiters, or even college dormnet traders. The *only* people these measures are proof against is average, non-sharing users. IOW, these measures only effect legit uses -- like making a copy for the car, cottage or kids' room -- and have no effect on sharing.

What shakes out of this is that the nods made by CE companies to Hollywood are still supremely anti-customer. They will *not* slow down "piracy," but they will enforce the entertainment companies' desire to force their honest users to buy the same product again and again, rather than format- or space-shifting.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 01:36:09 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Suicide Machine v3.0

"A doctor whose prototype suicide machine was seized as he left his native Australia to attend a euthanasia conference says his U.S. supporters will help him rebuild the device." Like Kevorkian's second-generation suicide machine, this machine kills you with carbon monoxide. But while the Kevorkian contraption required compressed carbon monoxide (hard to get and tough to transport), this prototype creates the killer gas on demand. Link Discuss

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Welcome Andrew Zolli to the GuestBar!

Andrew is a forecaster, design strategist and author, working at the intersection of culture, creativity, technology, and futures research. He's the lead partner of Z + Partners, a forecasting and design company. He also edits the Z + Blog, which tracks the future of design, branding, sustainability, and other emerging issues. His most recent project was editing The Catalog of Tomorrow, a book that examines more than ninety critical future trends and technologies, and explores how they will shape our lives, our society and our planet in the next 20 years. Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 09:32:20 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Smelly people banned from buses

A new rule in Bend, OR, bans spitting, smoking or stinking on buses:
The regulations ban anyone who "emanates a grossly repulsive odor that is unavoidable by other Bend Extended Area Transit customers" from being in the bus station or on a bus.
Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:06:04 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Wicked-cool non-keyboard text-entry

Dasher is like a video-game for rapid text-entry without a keyboard. The animation on this link does a better job of explaining it than I can. The idea is that you tap the first letter, then all the legal letters that could follow it zoom up under your stylus. Choose one of those and the legal follow-ons zoom up, and so on. Looks really fast. Link Discuss (Thanks, Matthew!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 05:58:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Credit-card-sized WiFi detector

The WiFi sniffer is a credit-card-sized device that detects nearby WiFi signal, sparing you the pain and embarassment of hauling around your laptop. Wishlist: distinguish between open and closed nets, allow for an external antenna, log with GPS co-ords, check for DHCP leases and attempt to route a packet on every detected network. Still, it's cool enough that I'd buy one. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jong!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 05:53:49 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Lie detectors are a lie!

Antipolygraph.org is a site devoted to debunking the idea that polygraphs can actually detect lies.
On this website, you will learn that polygraph "testing" is:

* Theoretically unsound and is not a valid diagnostic technique.

* Entirely dependent on the polygrapher lying to and deceiving the examinee.

* Biased against the truthful, resulting in many honest and law-abiding people being falsely accused each year.

* Easily beaten. The common notion that only sociopaths can beat the lie detector is nothing more than a myth. In fact, simple-to-learn techniques enable anyone to beat polygraph "tests." A full explanation of how to perform these techniques is provided in chapter four of The Lie Behind the Lie Detector.

Link Discuss (Thanks, George!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 05:47:07 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

All your moblog are belong to Danger

Danger has launched Hiplog, a site that makes it easier for HipTop (phone, PDA, camera, browsers, etc) users to "moblog" -- blog on the go. This sounds like a tremendous idea, except the bottom of ever post reads: "Copyright 2002 Danger, Inc. All rights reserved." As Dav Colemant so eloquently puts it:
This is what I think of your terms of agreement [pictured].

I prefer to retain copyright on everything I produce, and give it away as I see fit (most likely through a Creative Commons license or donation to the public domain).

Link Discuss (via EvHead)

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Sunday, January 12, 2003

Will mass-market robots come from Evolution's new "VSLAM" technology?

Southern California-based Evolution Robotics announced several new developments last week during CES, one of which is a new navigation technology it claims is cheap enough to bring robots to the mass market. Story snip:
"Evolution Robotics said its ['visual simultaneous localisation and mapping,' or VSLAM] technology that lets a robot determine its position relative to its environment is based on wheel sensors and a Web cam that cost less than $50. That's a fraction of the cost of current robot navigation systems relying on laser range finders, which can cost $5,000, the company said. The company asserts that its relatively inexpensive system 'will result in a new generation of products that were previously inconceivable.'"
Evolution also announced that toymaker giant Bandai will license its software platform to develop a new personal robot product modeled on the popular "Doraemon" character. Other Bandai toys include Power Rangers, Tamagotchi, Gundam and Digimon. The cat-like robot will be developed by 2005 and targeted as an "edutainment" personal 'bot for families in Japan and Asia. Link Discuss

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NYC's best dive bars: the definitive guide

My pal and former Silicon Alley Reporter Magazine colleague Wendy Mitchell's new book is out! New York City's Best Dive Bars: Drinking and Diving in the Five Boroughs is now available online at Amazon.com, Barnes&Noble.com or igpub.com. Why should you buy it? Wendy sez:

(1) The book features bar histories, drinking stories, and more, not just some "Zagat-like" quotes that "all sound the same." And some very cool photos.
(2) Couldn't the alcoholics in your life use a nice present?
(3) There's a chance I've written about YOU in the book, so you'd better read it to make sure.
(4) Because I may need the money to buy myself a new liver. Link Discuss

posted by Xeni Jardin at 10:12:10 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Play-Doh + Cheese = Fun snacks

Combining Play-Doh playsets and soft cheese makes for amazing, formed Pikachu hors d'oeuvres.
The Hasbro company manufactures a device for extruding Play Doh (TM) into two piece molds in a variety of forms. Approximately 20 CC of an extrudable dough-like material is placed in a cylinder, and a lever piston forces the material into a two-piece mold. (see illustration 1)

While the proprietary material Play-Doh (TM) is the intended substance for this device, the researchers experimented with a variety of cheesy comestibles, with the intent of creating an attractive and unusual party appetizer.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Scott!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:27:19 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

UK test-card gallery

Terrific gallery of old UK TV test-cards. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:23:39 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Ground broken on Hong Kong Disneyland

They've broken ground on Hong Kong Disneyland. Let's hope that none of the in situ subterranean unexploded WWWII ordinance goes off! Link Discuss (Thanks, Slowhand!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:20:10 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Hugo nominations ballot online

If you attended last year's World Science Fiction Convention in San Jose, California, or pre-registered to attend this year's convention in Toronto, you're eligible to nominate people, stories and books for the 2003 Hugo Awards. (Shameless plug: my stories 0wnz0red and Jury Service are both eligible in the Novella category) Link (64k PDF) Discuss (Thanks, Derryl!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 02:31:03 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Thousands of Brussels navels

Amazing gallery, spanning four years of one man's obsessive photographing of strangers' navels in Brussels. He also invites the public to send him their own navel-pix for adding to the site. Link Discuss (via Geisha Asobi)

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Saturday, January 11, 2003

Minority English mooshes against majority French in Montreal

Interesting CBC piece about Montreal's hybrid French/English mix.
"It's so special because it's the only major city in North America where English is a minority language," says Boberg.

A Montrealer, for instance, might say she's looking for "a three-and-a-half close to a depanneur" instead of a "one bedroom apartment near a corner store." Or another might talk about going to a "guichet" for money, instead of an "ABM" (automated banking machine).

Link Discuss

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iTunes playlist sharing

iCommune: the iTunes plugin I've been waiting for all my life. Now, all it needs to do is collaboratively filter my playlists and iTunes ratings with the pals on my network.
iCommune is a plug-in which extends Apple's iTunes software to share music over the network. Your friends' music libraries appear in the iTunes source list. You can browse their collections, and choose to download or stream their music. It also allows you to make your own music library available to others.
Link Discuss (via Wasted Bits)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:42:50 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Costikyan's amazing game-design blog

Greg Costikyan, award-winning game designer and author who is reponsible for classics like Toon and Paranoia, has started a blog on game design theory. It's fabulous.
But to get back to the criticism: Games are flashy, degraded, violent little entertainments for adolescent boys. Right?

Hardly. Go to the Interactive Digital Software Association site, and download their demographic information. Most gamers are over 18. PC gamers skew even older than console gamers. The average age of gamers increases year by year. I'll talk about why in another essay, perhaps. And almost 50% of games are bought by women.

That doesn't mean that 50% of the people playing games at this very instant are women, of course; some female purchasers are doubtless buying games for the men (or boys) in their lives. But women do play games--more than half of the people playing on sites like Pogo.com or Uproar are female, for instance. Something like 30% of the players of massively multiplayer games are women. And virtually all of the players of Pern MUSHes are female.

Games aren't just for teenage boys any more.

Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 04:19:14 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Sign up to sell out: astroturf net marketers

Jed sez: "Faux-grassroots marketing! This isn't exactly a new idea, but I've never seen it done quite this blatantly before. It's an organization that teaches fans of the TV show _Alias_ how to become 'online tastemakers'":
"If you enjoy spending time on the 'Net, you can be part of the ALIAS 'Digital Street Team.' We'd like you to visit newsgroups, message boards, chat-rooms and any other on-line communities to help spread the word about ALIAS. We will guide you through the entire process and let you know where to go to make the buzz happen."

I couldn't tell at first whether this was a grassroots campaign or an underground ad campaign. Then I read a couple of the other pages on the site and discovered that it's run by the Hype Council (http://www.hypecouncil.com/), a company that apparently specializes in this sort of campaign.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jed!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:00:55 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Leafnet: Smartmob your neighbors and kill the UK's national ID card

Thomas sez:
The idea is simple - if something like the National ID Card needs a groundswell of public support, then we post a leaflet on our site and - using e-mail, blog forwards, and links from other similar sites - we get people across Britain to print out the leaflet and pass it round their neighbourhood.

If we get a thousand users each giving an hour of their time to post leaflets through doors in their area, then one leaflet can reach a quarter of a million households - probably almost a million people. That's a pretty big groundswell.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Thomas!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:05:57 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Down and Out on Wired News

Wired News has posted coverage of the release of my novel:
Doctorow's fans aren't surprised to find his book online for free. The plots of his most recent short story, "0wnz0red," involves digital rights management, or how files are protected from sharing and copying.

Moreover, Doctorow is known outside science fiction circles for his prolific, passionate posts about digital rights issues on the BoingBoing weblog and other forums, as well as his work with the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

"I don't believe that I am giving up book royalties," Doctorow said about persuading his publisher, Tor Books, to make Down and Out available digitally for free under the new Creative Commons licensing system.

"(Downloads) crossed the 10,000-download threshold at 8 a.m. this morning," Doctorow said Thursday, "which exceeds the initial print run for the book."

Doctorow said he thinks the marketing buzz from those downloads will be worth more than any lost book sales. "I think that the Internet's marvelous ability to spread information to places where it finds a receptive home is the best thing that could happen to a new writer like me."

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Friday, January 10, 2003

FCC Chairman: TiVo is "God Box"

Today at CES, I heard Michael Powell, Chairman of the FCC, talk about everything in an interview conducted by Gary Shapiro, the CEO of the Consumer Electronics Association. Powell was generally right on -- surprisingly so, in fact -- and made quite a splash when he called TiVo a "God Box" and said that he wished it could do things like share shows with his sister. This is, of course, a feature that the competing ReplayTV device already has, one that's getting them sued by the Hollywood studios. Powell's at least half a geek: he owns and uses a WiFi access-point, three or four game-consoles, and a TiVo. In related news, TiVo is getting network utilities for sharing media. Link Discuss (Thanks, Ernie!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:30:12 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

What's wrong with Internet policy today

Commenting on a NYT report of the growing trend to replace skippable commercials with unskippable product-placement in TV shows, Bob "VisiCalc" Frankston nails it in one:
This is just one example of responding to the new realities and loss of control. Those who refuse to adapt to the new realities of the marketplace will indeed suffer as it becomes more difficult to maintain control over content. As this story demonstrates, we needn't sacrifice our ability to create new technologies and new economic value simply to preserve a particular business model that is under threat.

Unfortunately, many of those who claim to be most pro-business really don't believe in the marketplace and view business as a static, not a dynamic process. There is no shortage of new entrants ready to seize upon the opportunities provided by change. Listening only to the demands of those who are most threatened is not just a poor way to set policy, it actively discriminates against those who can bring us the most innovation and the most new value.

(emphasis mine) Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:27:30 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Beijing blocks BlogSpot

The Chinese government is using the Great Firewall of China to block access to all BlogSpot sites. Link Discuss (Thanks, Greg!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:38:15 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Bar Monkey: automated Linux drinks-mixer

Students at Harvey Mudd College have invented the Bar Monkey, an automated bartender that mixes drinks based on recipes stored on an embedded Linux system.
Using these 16 ingredients, a total of 188 different drinks can be made, with the included ability to add ounce increments of each ingredient to customize (or create) a drink. The drink database is easy to update and nearly infinitely expandable.

Customers of legal age sign up for a user account, for which they are assigned a unique, 5-digit, hexadecimal PIN. The account is debit-based, with each drink charging the customer at cost for the drink they are purchasing, automatically deducting from their account balance.

All told, the project took about 3 months and $235 to complete. It is worth mentioning, however, that the LCD (the most expensive single component) was donated (approx. value: $100+), and various other components were otherwise acquired for free. The Bar Monkey was graciously funded by West Dorm HMC, even though we were overbudget by $85. Continual maintenance and occasional improvements are still always a concern...

# Runs a program written in C by Dustin Cooper, in Linux.
# Bartop is approximately four feet above the ground.
# Holds approximately 1.75 liters of each ingredient.
# Uses 16 windshield washer pumps run by a 12V adaptor. Pumps are connected in parallel and run sequentially by the program.
# Dispenses an 8 oz. mixed drink in less than 10 seconds.
# Currently has 30 registered user accounts, with expected rapid growth as people cease being broke.

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Hoax museum

Great online "museum" of real-world and cyberspace hoaxes.
California's Velcro Harvest
Explains the reasons for the decline in California's important velcro crop. Reminiscent of the Swiss Spaghetti Harvest hoax of 1957.

Canadian World Domination
Demonstrating to the world "that Canada is the final and ultimate power."

CarpSoft
A send-up of corporate jargon-speak. CarpSoft offers "goal-orientated corporate solutions." Beyond that, it's difficult to figure out exactly what they do. A creation of John Hopkin, also author of 'Britain for Americans,' 'British Stick Insect Foundation,' and 'Sellafield Zoo.'

Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

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Manga is fuelled by infringement

Lessig explains how Japanese infringement-festivals are making the manga market strong:
Forty percent of publications produced in Japan are comics, which provide 30 percent of Japanese publishing revenue. But the comics, or manga, market in Japan is divided into two types: one is purely (or as pure as one can get) original work; the other is "amateur" or copycat comics, which develop the work of original artists in different and unauthorized ways. This second kind of comic, called dojinshi [doh-GIN-she], is a huge and growing market in Japan. Dojinshi conventions are among Japan's largest mass gatherings, drawing more than 450,000 fans and 33,000 artists each year. And as comics move online, through the increasing penetration of online games, the dojinshi market is only expected to increase.

In an article published in the Rutgers Law Review this fall, Temple Law professor Salil Mehra puzzles over an aspect of the dojinshi market that would stump most copyright lawyers. Put most simply, dojinshi is illegal

Link Discuss (Thanks, Steven!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 06:06:35 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Cool archive of odd clippings, photos, roadsigns

Extensive online archive of scanned-in newspaper clippings, photos, and pics of road signs. Includes wacky but real classified ads such as:
RAT Terrier Pups, born w/college education

and

BEAUTIFUL antique armchair. Over 200 years old. Made from "macaroni" noodles. Arms, legs and seat not available.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Stefan!)

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Britons: reject the national ID card and slashdot Parliament!

The UK is planning to institute a national ID card. Britons, speak your minds! FaxYourMP/The Stand is running a campaign to slashdot Parliament and let them know how HM's subjects feel about this latest intrusion into their lives. Danny writes:
So the UK government has been proposing what they call an Entitlement Card - a universal ID card for every man, woman and child in Britain. Every government seems to propose this the moment they get into office, and ever since 1952, the voters have rejected it. It's one of those things that civil servants like to slip into the "TODO" list while the Minster isn't looking.

The usual way of stopping it is to complain that there's no mandate. The present government are getting around this by holding a "Public Consultation", where they write a 13MB PDF document (here's an HTML version we hacked up) talking about how great ID cards would be. They then solicit comments. The government is very pleased with this scheme. Lord Falconer, the government's ID card point man, keeps talking about how the majority of responses have been positive (they've had over 1500 so far).

I'm not so sure that's true. NTK subscriber Dan Blanchard emailed them to complain about the proposals, and got a nice mail back saying "Thank you for your e-mail in support of the introduction of an entitlement/identity card scheme.". Whoops.

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Four-line poem about potential Iraq war sparks a very big fuss

Interesting LA times piece about the front-page brouhaha sparked over a 30-word poem by British Poet Laureate Andrew Motion. Causa Belli (cause for war) "questions the motives of American and British leaders, particularly President Bush, for the anticipated war against Iraq."
"They read good books, and quote, but never learn
a language other than the scream of rocket-burn.
Our straighter talk is drowned but ironclad:
Elections, money, empire, oil and Dad."
Link Discuss (thanks, Jim!)

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ACLU's new online gallery of "civil liberty art": Freedom, illustrated.

The ACLU just launched an online gallery of freedom-of-expression themed art:
"Artists have always been at the forefront of the global fight for free expression. Recently, they have pricked the nation's conscience in the face of Government assaults on individual rights in the name of national security. Beginning this month, the ACLU will present civil liberties issues online through the eyes of political cartoonists and other artists. This rotating feature will change periodically, and will cover breaking news on the full gamut of civil liberties issues.

Our inaugural presentation is of an art show that first appeared in June 2002 and continues to tour the country. Entitled "USA Patriot Art: Cartooning and Free Speech in War Time," this updated collection of 43 provocative and powerful cartoons has stirred up plenty of controversy. Some cartoons never got published. One cartoonist lost his job. The ACLU has received generous permission from the show's curators to present it online."

Above: an item featured in the ACLU's new gallery from the always-brilliant Lalo Alcaraz.

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Army working on food-patch for battlefield use

The military is developing a "Transdermal Nutritional System," -- a nicotine patch for food. Coming in a decade or so. Link Discuss (Thanks, Noah!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:48:06 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Web Zen: I know. It's only rock-n-roll.

Rock 'n' roll zen:

(1) 100 albums
(2) thrift store finds
(3) vinyl museum
(4) daily song
(5) 78rpm
(6) the tarot
(7) publicity photos
(8) karaoke
(9) elvis
(10) glam rock
(11) roadies

Link Discuss (Thanks, Frank!)
(flame-retardant disclaimer: some of the items in weekly Web Zen roundups may have appeared previously on BoingBoing.)

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Game design primer

My pal Greg Costikyan has a fantastic primer on game-design-theory up -- it's old, but I hadn't seen it until today.
In The Art of Computer Game Design, Chris Crawford contrasts what he call "games" with "puzzles." Puzzles are static; they present the "player" with a logic structure to be solved with the assistance of clues. "Games," by contrast, are not static, but change with the player's actions.

Some puzzles are obviously so; no one would call a crossword a "game." But, according to Crawford, some "games" a really just puzzles -- Lebling & Blank's Zork, for instance. The game's sole objective is the solution of puzzles: finding objects and using them in particular ways to cause desired changes in the game-state. There is no opposition, there is no roleplaying, and there are no resources to manage; victory is solely a consequence of puzzle solving.

To be sure, Zork is not entirely static; the character moves from setting to setting, allowable actions vary by setting, and inventory changes with action. We must think of a continuum, rather than a dichotomy; if a crossword is 100% puzzle, Zork is 90% puzzle and 10% game.

Almost every game has some degree of puzzle-solving; even a pure military strategy game requires players to, e.g., solve the puzzle of making an optimum attack at this point with these units. To eliminate puzzle-solving entirely, you need a game that's almost entirely exploration: Just Grandma and Me, a CD-ROM interactive storybook with game-like elements of decision-making and exploration, is a good example. Clicking on screen objects causes entertaining sounds and animations, but there's nothing to 'solve,' in fact, no strategy whatsoever.

A puzzle is static. A game is interactive.

Link Discuss (via Robot Wisdom)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 09:33:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Thursday, January 9, 2003

Over 20,000 downloads of Down and Out in one day

24 hours after launching the site from which you can download my novel for free, the book has been downloaded over 20,000 times. It's been Slashdotted, blogged to hell and back, and I've done a number of press interviews about it. What's more, the title is currently sitting at #304 in the Amazon Sales Rank. Let's call this one a success. I could not be more stoked. Damn. Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:26:24 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Buy this personal strap-on aircraft on eBay -- but don't fly it.

Starting Friday 01-10-03, you can bid on a personal aircraft called the "SoloTrek XFV Exo-skeletor Flying Vehicle," to help its designers raise funds for future research. There's a catch, though -- the winning bidder on eBay must promise not to use the device. Story snip:
“Nobody has ever done anything like it,” said Michael Moshier, chief executive of Trek Aerospace, the company that designed the machine. “It is the first aircraft that you can strap on your back and allows you to fly around like a bird.”

He says the compact SoloTrek XFV can hover for more than two hours at a time and is easy to fly.The machine stands about 7 feet tall (2.1 meters), weighs more than 300 pounds (136 kilograms) and is a somewhat bizarre-looking contraption with its two overhead engines above the tripod frame that holds the pilot. It can hold a pilot and gear weighing up to a total of 240 pounds (108 kilograms). The aircraft is still in the developmental stage, but Moshier envisions a day when the sky is full of people dashing across town in the flying machines, which operate much like a helicopter.

Update: So where's the aforementioned eBay auction? It's Friday. Either it's not happening, or I just can't find it. Auction is here.

Link to story, Link to the Solotrek site, Discuss (image: Michael Moshier, CEO of Trek Aerospace, next to the SoloTrek XFV Exo-skeletor Flying Vehicle. Jan., 2002 AP file photo, Julie Jacobson.).

posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:10:43 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

WiFi FUD debunked

I did an interview earlier this week with Mitch Wagner for InternetWeek about the reason that WiFi alarmism is just plain FUD. The story's up, along with a poll on the subject.
The one kernel of truth in all the controversy: Wi-Fi network users can eavesdrop on clear traffic going over the network, Doctorow said. But that's not a Wi-Fi problem, since any network where text is moving in the clear is susceptible to the same kind of eavesdropping. That's a security problem in all types of networks, not just Wi-Fi.

"The problem is firewalls, which don't work, haven't worked and aren't going to work," Doctorow said. "Firewalls are bankrupt technology predicated on the idea that everyone on one side of the firewall is trustworthy, and no one on the other side of the firewall is trustworthy." But in fact, criminals often gain access to the network from the inside. In past months, authorities have arrested several people accused of making criminal use of network access gained by virtue of being present or former employees of the companies they were charged with stealing from. And firewalls aren't the only source of troubles: Many Internet service providers are still transmitting passwords in clear text over the network.

The solution is not to limit Wi-Fi, but rather to install personal firewalls on each computer, and encrypt all traffic going over the network, Doctorow said.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Mitch!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:45:37 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Dan Gillmor defines "We Media"

Dan Gillmor's latest piece in the Columbia Journalism Review extends his Journalism 3.0 thesis ("my readers know more than I do") and talks about "We Media:"
Interactive technology -- and the mostly young readers and viewers who use and understand it -- are the catalysts. We Media augments traditional methods with new and yet-to-be invented collaboration tools ranging from e-mail to Web logs to digital video to peer-to-peer systems. But it boils down to something simple: our readers collectively know more than we do, and they don't have to settle for half-baked coverage when they can come into the kitchen themselves. This is not a threat. It is an opportunity. And the evolution of We Media will oblige us all to adapt.
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posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:35:18 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

802.11g access-point for $139

Linksys has shipped a $139 802.11g access-point that interops with 802.11b. Link Discuss (via dealmac)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:20:55 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Quark CEO reveals his contempt for his customers

The CEO of Quark told a room full of customers at an executive briefing "that 'the Macintosh platform is shrinking,' and that 'publishing is dying.' He suggested that anyone dissatisfied with Quark's Mac commitment should 'switch to something else,' although he insisted that making the move to Adobe's long-Carbonized InDesign package is 'committing suicide.'" As Merlin wrote, "Yeah, so all you dumbasses that talked your boss into shitcanning PageMaker in favor of our hard-to-use, never-upgraded software a few years back: Psych! So long, suckers!" Link Discuss (via Kung-Fu Grippe)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:16:54 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Sidekick down to $50

The T-Mobile Sidekick (phone/pager/camera/browser/PDA/notepad/games/AIM) is down to $50 at Amazon. Link Discuss (via Megnut)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 10:16:12 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Police kill friendly dog in front of owner, caught on video

"Police video released Wednesday showed a North Carolina family kneeling and handcuffed, who shrieked as officers killed their dog -- which appeared to be playfully wagging its tail -- with a shotgun during a traffic stop." Link Discuss

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 08:14:11 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Interior design trendwatch: hotel room a-go-go

The latest $1500-a-night Vegas hotel room amenity? Strobe lights and stripper poles, as evidenced by recent makeovers to some suites at the Palms casino-resort:
Las Vegas is a hotbed for bachelor and bachelorette parties and we just wanted to create a unique place where guys and girls could have fun," Palms owner George J. Maloof Jr. said Wednesday.

Maloof said he visited several strip clubs to ensure that he selected the right pole. "It's just like the real thing," he said. "They are slick. It's going to happen in the room...You might as well accommodate them."

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Pyro paradise: online store for fireworks-makers

Black snakes, booby traps, pistol poppers, and punk: buy 'em all here, along with "books, videos, chemicals, pyro tools, fireworks tubes, fireworks shells, end plugs, end disks, end caps, and other paper and plastic supplies for pyrotechnics."

Link Discuss (Thanks, Wedge!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:26:14 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Alien abduction dog-tags for humans

Dogtags for human would-be alien abductees. Parody? Mmmmmm..... could be:

"Picture yourself lost in the galaxy...UFO sightings and Alien Abductions are on the rise...Will you return to tell the story? In case of alien abduction these dog tags may save your life. The crucial data an alien will need to get you back to Earth is die stamped into these dog tags.

The design is based on NASA research for the Pioneer 10 Space Mission that used a gold plaque attached to the craft to inform any Extraterrestrials of it's Earthly origin.

Money back guarantee! Should you ever be abducted by aliens and not returned back to earth, you will be entitled to a full refund... "

Link Discuss (Thanks, Dale!)

posted by Xeni Jardin at 11:09:35 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Interview with me on Creative Commons

I've done an interview with Creative Commons about Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom in which I go into some depth about the motivation for releasing the book online, gratis.
Well, in some ways, this novel is a parable about Napster, and about the reputation economies that projects like Ringo, Firefly, Epinions and Amazon hint at. In a world where information is nonscarce, the problem isn't finding generic information -- it's finding useful information. There's an old chestnut in online science fiction fandom that the Internet "makes us all into slushreaders." ("Slush" is the unsolicited prose that arrives at publishers' offices -- a "slushreader" wades through thousands of these paste-gems looking for the genuine article). This has always struck me as a pretty reactionary position.

Nearly every piece of information online has a human progenitor -- a person who thought it was useful or important or interesting enough to post. Those people have friends whom they trust, and those friends have trusted friends, and so on. Theoretically, if you use your social network to explore the Web, you can make educated guesses about the relative interestingness of every bit of info online to you. In practice, this kind of social exploration is very labor-intensive and even computationally intensive, but there's a lot of technology on the horizon that hints at this...

Scarcity is, objectively, worse than plenty. When you've got lots of some useful object, you're richer than when you have less of it. When there's more than enough to go around, the economic value tends to plummet, but the utility is just as high. Think of oxygen: on the Earth's surface, we're well-supplied with breathable atmosphere. Aside from a few egregiously West-coast "oxygen bars," it's hard to imagine paying money for O2. But in Heinlein's sf novels set on the moon, there's a thriving trade in oxygen. In both situations, air is highly useful, but dirtsiders are richer in air than their loonie cousins.

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Automated cut-ups of Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

Modesty has used a cut-up engine called Alice -- named for Jeff Noon's brilliant Automated Alice -- to slice and dice Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom into a bunch of random, interesting chunklets. It's damned weird stuff and it warms my cockles.
"Honk!" she said, after a short queue of older men, then there was no way of mirrors and into hers as we stood by the time alternately moping, drinking, and plotting terrible, irrational vengeance on Debra for killing me, destroying my relationship, taking away my beloved (in hindsight, anyway) Hall of Presidents over for a couple glasses from the Bitchun Society didn't need to convert its detractors, just outlive them. The first time I debarked for the patchy red welts from the computer where it disappeared into the discussion. If I needed to do that, too." Was I really advocating being more like you and start playing. Others would pick up their own jokes, and even though he blew his spiel about half the time. "Lillian," he said, cautiously. "Doctor Pete is a couple of days, starting the rehab is a terrific attraction, and it's going to live, I'd like to have a backup made before she did.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Modesty!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:46:28 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Kottke's quest to marry Sherlock and Safari

Jason Kottke has been gripped by a vision of Apple's Sherlock web-services application being married to Apple's Safari web-browser, and he won't rest until someone builds it.
Figure 4 shows how Safari's Google search box could be extended (a la Andre Torrez's Nutshell). The default search would be Google, but you could select other searches as well, either web searches or searches using the Sherfari apps. Selecting "Google News" and then doing a search would load the results page from Google News into the browser window. Selecting "Movies" would load the Movies app into the window with that movie selected.

This keeps all the activity commonly referred to as "web browsing" in one place. Assuming Apple would also add the capability for tabbed browsing, the Safari/Sherlock combo would be a powerful one. The generic web browser part would allow people to load up any old web page while the applications would allow them to quickly take care of frequent tasks through custom interfaces without the need to load potentially heavy or hard-to-use web pages.

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RIP Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van, Billy Van

Billy Van, star of the cheese-horror Canadian TV classic "The Hilarious House of Frightenstein," has died of cancer at 68. Link Discuss (Thanks, Michael!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:26:49 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Great online kids' library!

JC sez, "Gorgeous project: cool search feature puts the book covers in an array, so you can either pick out the cover you recognize (useful for kids who know it's "the yellow book") or see how beautiful childrens' book covers look as a quilt of images. Search by genre, or languge." Link Discuss (Thanks, JC!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:23:01 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Life in Antarctica blog

Great, anonymous blog about life in Antarctica.
You are staying in the most luxurious accommodations on station. If you weren't a Congressman, you would be staying in a room where the sounds of lurching sex and vomiting firefighters groaned beyond the paper-thin walls. If you weren't a Congressman, you would be housed according to Ice Time, a point system that awards status according to months in The Program. It works like this: if you have less than 36 months Ice Time, you add up your months and multiply them by .125. If you have more than 36 months, you multiply by .25. The resulting calculations are then added to your job points. Job points vary, but most people get two or three, managers get ten or fifteen, and you get three or four thousand. You have thus earned the most comfortable quarters on station. Perhaps this is because of your engaging personality and your energizing conversation.
Link Discuss (Thanks, Melvis!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 08:12:28 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom webring

My pal Bill Shunn -- a hell of an sf writer and top-notch geek -- has started a Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom webring for fansites devoted to the book. I am beside myself.
I anticipate a desire among fans of the book to visit the sites where it (took/will take) place, sort of like hitting the Stations of the Cross in a Catholic cathedral, and snap photos proving they were there. Hoping to be the first to do so, and maybe thereby accumulate some whuffie of my own, I present the "Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Whuffie Ring," a web ring to let people link up their Down and Out fan pages.

So go ahead. Travel to Florida. Visit Liberty Square, the Hall of the Presidents, the Haunted Mansion. Get your picture taken with one of its 999 happy haunts. You loved Disney World when you were a kid--you know you did. Now's your chance to show the world you love what it could someday be.

Below is my own humble Down and Out album. Now let's see yours.

Link Discuss (Thanks, Bill!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 12:35:40 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom is out!

My first novel, Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom is out! Yee-haw! I'm not a patient person by nature, and my Internet-immersion has foreshortened my already highly attenuated sense of forebearance, so you can well imagine how incredibly painful it's been to wait for years for this book to hit the stands.

As I promised, I've released the complete text of the book (in ASCII text, HTML, and printable PDF) under a Creative Commons license. Download it, share it, email it, post it to your site, drop it in your P2P file-sharing cache!

I've also prepared a list of meatspace and cyberspace booksellers around the world that are carrying the book. Please email me if you can suggest good indie bookstores that are carrying the book -- I'd like to mention as many as possible.

All the info about the book -- reviews, news, signings, etc -- are gathered up on a Movable Type blog that Mena and Ben were kind enough to design and set up for me. I'm completely taken with how cool the site looks, and how easy it's been to get content into. Blogging tools are great CMS.

So, that's my big news for the day. I'm in Vegas today, attending CES for work, but I'm hanging onto my SideKick, so g'head and bombard me with your brickbats and laurels.

I sure hope you like my book.

Why am I doing this thing? Well, it's a long story, but to shorten it up: first-time novelists have a tough row to hoe. Our publishers don't have a lot of promotional budget to throw at unknown factors like us. Mostly, we rise and fall based on word-of-mouth. I'm not bad at word-of-mouth. I have a blog, Boing Boing, where I do a lot of word-of-mouthing. I compulsively tell friends and strangers about things that I like.

And telling people about stuff I like is way, way easier if I can just send it to 'em. Way easier.

What's more, P2P nets kick all kinds of ass. Most of the books, music and movies ever released are not available for sale, anywhere in the world. In the brief time that P2P nets have flourished, the ad-hoc masses of the Internet have managed to put just about *everything* online. What's more, they've done it for cheaper than any other archiving/revival effort ever. I'm a stone infovore and this kinda Internet mishegas gives me a serious frisson of futurosity.

Yeah, there are legal problems. Yeah, it's hard to figure out how people are gonna make money doing it. Yeah, there is a lot of social upheaval and a serious threat to innovation, freedom, business, and whatnot. It's your basic end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it scenario, and as a science fiction writer, end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it scenaria are my stock-in-trade.

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Wednesday, January 8, 2003

Downloadable kids' records

Here's a great gallery of artwork-scans and MP3 rips of classic kids' novelty records, including Dr. Seuss's wonderful "Gerald McBoingBoing!" Link Discuss (Thanks, Will!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:19:14 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Do hip-hugger jeans cause nerve damage?

Clive sez: "Possibly so -- according to a doctor in Timmins, Ontario. In a letter to this month's Canadian Medical Association Journal, he described symptoms of 'tingly thighs' caused by women wearing the oh-so-of-the-moment hip-hugger jeans:
"I recently saw 3 mildly obese young women between the ages of 22 and 35, who had worn tight "low-rise" trousers (also called hiphuggers) over the previous 6 to 8 months. All presented with symptoms of tingling or a burning sensation on the lateral aspect of the thigh (bilateral in one case). The results of a physical examination were unremarkable, except for mild local tenderness at the anterior superior iliac spine in 2 patients. These 2 patients also had Tinel's sign, whereby a reproducible tingling sensation was elicited when the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve was stimulated by finger-tapping close to the anterior superior iliac spine. One of the women was concerned about multiple sclerosis and requested MRI but was reassured by my explanation of the origin of her symptoms. In all 3 patients, the symptoms resolved after 4 to 6 weeks of avoiding hiphuggers and wearing loose-fitting dresses."
Link Discuss (Thanks, Clive!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 11:14:43 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Airport Extreme can mesh and chew gum at the same time

Glenn Fleishman reports that Apple's new Airport Extreme wireless access-point (which simultaneously runs the older 802.11b protocol as well as the new 802.11g protocol, which is 500% faster) is capable of running in both bridge and access-point mode simultaneously.

Practically, this means that if you have an Internet connection in location A and you want to make it work in location B, you can drop Airport Extreme devices with external antennae in both locations, and the one in location B will not only slurp in the Internet connection from location A, it will also retransmit it for wireless-equipped laptops whose antennae aren't studly enough to get a clear signal from location A. And since there's a spare Ethernet port on the Airport Extreme box, you can also connect a wired LAN to the device.

This sound like the start of a beautiful mesh network. Link Discuss

posted by Cory Doctorow at 02:50:22 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

3D printers = Napster fabbing?

Great New Scientist piece about 3D product printers that lay down successive layers of substrate and circuits by way of actually "printing" nearly complete gadgets.
Instead of creating a casing and then laboriously filling it with electronic circuit boards, components and switches, the plan is to print a complete and fully assembled device.

The trick is to print layer upon layer of conducting and semiconducting polymers in such a way that the circuitry the device requires is built up as part of the bodywork.

When the technique is perfected, devices such as light bulbs, radios, remote controls, mobile phones and toys will be spat out as individual fully functional systems without expensive and labour-intensive production on an assembly line.

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posted by Cory Doctorow at 12:43:16 PM permalink | Other blogs' comments

Gallery of "Gadgets for God"

Thus spake Jed, and lo, it was good:
"Pointers to kitschy religious stuff. In the "New Gadgets" section, for example, they have a Bible that spits fire when you open it, and a Martin Luther Bobble Head Doll. And a place that will PhotoShop images of your dead loved ones into a picture of Jesus in the clouds (for a fee, of course). And so on."
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Bacterial reproduction of Small World lyrics

Scientists at Pacific Northwest National Laboratory in Washington State have successfully encoded a message in bacterial DNA and retreived it later after several million reproductions. Best part: the "message" that was so mulifariously encoded was my favorite repititious doggerel, the lyrics to "It's a Small World." Link Discuss (via Robot Wisdom)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 07:51:12 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

There: immersive Metaverse game

There.com is a new, immersive multiplayer game that's just launched its public beta. It reminds me of The Sims Online. Dan, who's at the launch, sent me this in email from his pager: I don't know Sims Online, but this is first person immersive. Another run at the metaverse fence. I don't think there's any computer controlled AI either, just real people." Link Discuss (Thanks, Dan!)

posted by Cory Doctorow at 12:12:46 AM permalink | Other blogs' comments

How valuable are you in the Googleverse?

Aaron Bailey and Jeff Jarvis have come up with a sweet GoogleHack: using the pricing for Google's text advertising to "price out" how valuable you are in the infosphere:
Yesterday (below) I asked Google to let us query its database of queries to find out what the people want to find out, to do our own zeitgeist, about anything, anywhere, anyzeit. Aaron Bailey at 601am did the ingenious thing and used Google's adwords calculator to do almost that.

He found:
: Glenn Reynolds: 0.2 clicks/day
: Jeff Jarvis: 0.2 clicks/day (wow, I'm tied!)
: Sex: 16,000 clicks/day (oh, well)

: I think this leads to a new Google game: Zeitgeist yourself. How many people look for you or your hot topics per day?

(You have to go through the pain of creating your own ad and then putting in keywords but it doesn't take long. Tips: calculate on all languages, all countries and up the cost-per-click or else anything having to do with sex will go off the charts.)

"Cory Doctorow" is worth $0.05 a click, while "Boing Boing" is $0.07. Link Discuss (Thanks, Jeff!)

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Tuesday, January 7, 2003

Wireless Commons: new project to build an unwired world

I'm part of a new umbrella group for organizing advocacy for and inter-connectivity among community wireless projects, called The Wireless Commons. The project is still forming up, but you can head over to the site and see the manifesto and the definition we're working with.
We have formed the Wireless Commons because a global wireless network is within our grasp. We will work to define and achieve a wireless commons built using open spectrum, and able to connect people everywhere. We believe there is value to an independent and global network which is open to the public. We will break down commercial, technical, social and political barriers to the commons. The wireless commons bridges one of the few remaining gaps in universal communication without interference from middlemen and meddlers.

Humanity is on the verge of a turning point because the Internet has transformed the way humans relate with one another. All communication can be traced to a human relationship, whether it's lovers exchanging instant messages or teenagers sharing music. The Internet has given us the ability to communicate faster and more cheaply than ever before in history.

The Internet's value increases exponentially with the number of people who are able to participate. In today's world, communication can take place without the use of antiquated telecommunications networks. The organizations that control these networks are limping anachronisms that are constrained by the expense and physical necessity of using wires to build their networks. Because of this, they cannot serve the great mass of people who stand to benefit from a wireless commons. Their interests diverge from ours, and their control over the network strangles our ability to communicate.

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Protest info for INS detainees

Lisa Rein's pulled together an amazing site with resources for people interested in protesting the plight of the law-abiding immigrants who presented themselves voluntarily to the INS to complete their new immigration paperwork and instead found themselves jailed and sent on a nightmarish Orwellian journey through the American post-legal system
The detainees, who represent wide segments of society such as business owners, scientists, and engineers, were handcuffed and shackled as they were transported across several western states before they ended up in San Diego.

There were several reports of inhumane detention conditions such as the collection of 17-40 people in a freezing 8-by-10 cell with one toilet and two pieces of paper each for "hygienic" purposes. One detainee was told to drink from the toilet after he asked for water.

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Why WiFi will kick the telcos' asses

Clay "former guestblogger" Shirky's posted a great editorial about what happens to businesses that fail to distinguish a product from a service:
Putting a fax machine in every FedEx office would radically reconfigure the center of their network, thus slashing costs: toner would replace jet fuel, bike messenger's hourly rates would replace pilot's salaries, and so on. With a much less expensive network, FedEx could attract customers with a discount on regular delivery rates, but with the dramatically lower costs, profit margins would be huge compared to actually moving packages point to point. Lower prices, higher margins, and to top it all off, the customer would get their documents in 2 hours instead of 24. What's not to love?

Abject failure was not to love, as it turned out. Two years and hundreds of millions of dollars later, FedEx pulled the plug on ZapMail, allowing it to vanish without a trace. And the story of ZapMail's collapse holds a crucial lesson for the telephone companies today.

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HomeRF alliance disbands and WiFi competitor dies without a whimper

The HomeRF Alliance, a groupd dedicated to replacing high-speed, open WiFi networks with proprietary, expensive, craptacular fake-wireless ass-networks, has disbanded. Don't let the technology hit you in the butt on the way out.
HomeRF is basically dead in the water. It has been dead commercially for a while now, but with no governing body behind it, it's really gone.
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IBM punch card = DMCA circumvention device?

Larry J. Blunk asks:
Can an IBM punch card qualify as a circumvention device under the DMCA? I've translated Tom Murphy's "embed" program from C to a short Perl script. Agfa Monotype claims that embed violates the anti-circumvention provisions of the DCMA (the programs clears the 16-bit "embedding" flags field of TrueType files). At 76 characters, this script will neatly fit on an old IBM punch card. Given that punch cards are machine readable, would this qualify as a DMCA circumvention device?
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Canadian programmers in San Jose jailed five days for no reason

By way of politech:
You may be interested in the story of Faramarz Farahani and other high-tech workers in California who, trying to do the right thing on the advice of their lawyers, went to clear up immigration paperwork. Farahani is a Canadian who was born in Iran, as was another man.

In his case, he had overstayed his visa by 2 days. When he went to the INS, they were too busy, and rather than having him come back when they didn't have so many people on staff, they jailed him, sending him on a Con Air junket, eventually to a San Diego jail, where, in the holiday spirit, he had to sleep in a crowded cell on a concrete floor while INS agents woke them every 15 minutes to ask questions.

Only because he had help from his silicon valley employer and because he had good English did he make it out after only 5 days of fun. Welcome to America!

Story is here, and more via Google News here. Posted to politech by Brad Templeton. Discuss

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Reminder: Disinformation author at LA bookstore tonight

As Mark blogged here last week:
Richard Metzger, co-founder of disinfo.com, will be signing copies of his new book, Disinformation: The Interviews, and showing scenes from his TV series of the same name. If you come, draw a green dot on the back of your hand, so we can recognize one another.
Event starts 7:30 pm at the West Hollywood locatoin of Book Soup, 8818 Sunset Blvd., West Hollywood CA 90069. Free parking behind the store via Nellas Street. Phone for more info: (310) 659-3110 or (800) 764-BOOK.

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The music industry STILL owes you $20!

Man, this is disappointing. Every US resident who bought a CD in the US between 1995 and 2000 is entitled to up to $20 from the music cartel as part of a court-mandated settlement over the labels' illegal price-fixing, which is one way that the music industry has ripped off the public.

All you need to do is sign up at this site, and the RIAA will mail you a check. If so many people sign up that the settlement ends up getting spread too thin, the RIAA will mail charitable organizations the checks instead. You can't lose!

Unless you don't sign up. Despite notices of the settlement in TV Guide and throughout blogistan, the cash remains unclaimed. What are you waiting for? Claim it! Link Discuss

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Prank-victims sue reality TV producers

Victims of nasty televised pranks pulled by reality TV shows have begun to seek redress for their injuries in the courts.
James and Laurie Ann Ryan's Las Vegas vacation last January was more exciting than they would have liked. Soon after they checked into the Hard Rock Hotel, they found a body in the bathtub. When they tried to leave, hotel security guards and a paramedic detained them...

Both incidents were practical jokes, manufactured by television shows. But the Ryans and Mr. Zelnick were not amused, and they have sued the producers...

Bob Banner, who produced "Candid Camera" in the 1960's, said he could not recall a lawsuit against that show.

"We never tried to embarrass people or put them in a precarious situation," Mr. Banner said. "We did much gentler things."

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South Asia Social Forum as fanzine convention report

My pal Adina is in India, working as a volunteer on sustainable technology projects. Her report from the South Asian Social Forum is quite sharp, and reminded me of Patrick Nielsen Hayden's description of "the conquest of the world by the social customs and artistic forms of science fiction fandom," namely that these missives are "recognizably fanzine convention reports."
Keep walking. When you stop, even to sit for a moment and consult your schedule, you will be surrounded by male university students, snapping your photo, asking for your email address and interrogating you about globalization and neo-liberalism.

Even if you walk slowly or are engaged in conversation with someone else, passersby will get a look of urgency on their face, interrupt you, and say: "You are coming from which country?" or simply "which country, please?" You will also get a ASF burlap bag's worth of flyers and 10RS pamphlets each day on everything from Indigenous Farmer Trade Unionists to Dalit Feminists Seeking Solidarity against the Hypocricy in Education. Everyone will have an awesome cause. Everyone will be wearing it on their sleeve. They will communicate it to you with intensity and unwaverign eye-contact. This will happen several times an hour. You will need to lie down for a couple of hours and miss that lecture you wanted to see because you are unable to string together a sentence and you begin to feel dizzy. You will feel like you want to attend everything and nothing. You will remember you have not had a real day of chilling since you got to India...

You will decide not to go back to the lecture when you meet some funky Fulbright Scholars. They will talk to you about India and their cool projects like working in Gujarat for self-employed women artisans or writing a surrealist novel while teaching in Hyderabad. One guy from Alabama just came out of the closet aftern an encounter with a Jaipurian in Delhi and is very hyper about it. You will go for beer with all of them and a Parsi poet who has put together an anthology of gay Indian writers. He will be a total queen who loves to dominate the conversation. One of the scholars will tell you she is hitting on you. It will be way-flattering. A few beers later, you will discover she knows Krista/Thea from the Twin-Oaks commune in Virginia. She even played with Jonah Raspberry. The world is a small place, made up of small encounters.

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Jon Johansen acquitted!

Jon Johansen, the Norweigan teenager who helped develop DeCSS -- a piece of software that allowed him to watch the DVDs he'd bought in France on the DVD player he'd bought in Norway -- has finally been acquitted. Pending appeal.
The three-member Oslo City Court found Johansen, now 19 and a household name as DVD-Jon in Norway, innocent on all counts in a unanimous 25-page ruling in the latest setback for the film industry's drive to prevent film copying.

``I'm very satisfied. We won support on all points. I had figured that we could win, but it can go either way,'' said Johansen after the verdict was read out.

The prosecution said it would decide in the next two weeks whether to appeal. Johansen said he expects another round because this is the first such case in Norway...

Prosecutors had called for a 90-day suspended jail sentence, confiscation of computer equipment and court costs, all of which were rejected in the ruling.

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Disney parks go crazy Broadway-style

Disney is commissioning Broadway-style musical theater pieces for its theme-parks:
Ms. Hamburger has also commissioned a Disneyland "Snow White" musical from Dara Cloud, a playwright, and Eric Schaeffer, artistic director of the Signature Theater Company in Arlington, Va., who recently completed the Sondheim Celebration at the Kennedy Center in Washington.

In addition Ms. Hamburger said Disney was producing a new parade for Disney World's Epcot Center in Orlando, Fla. Its creators are Andrew Jackness, who recently designed the set for "Mourning Becomes Electra" at the Long Wharf Theater in New Haven, and Candice Donnelly, who designed the costumes for "This Thing of Darkness" at the Atlantic Theater Company in Manhattan.

Although its magic carpet indeed flies, this "Aladdin" leans toward old-fashioned theater, with painted backdrops. "The whole philosophy behind doing this is to take it up a notch, so theme-park entertainment is on a par with Broadway entertainment," Ms. Zambello, the director, said.

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LOTR as written by Hemingway, Twain, Lovecraft, et al

Participants in The Straight Dope message boards rewrite Tolkien in the style of past authors:
Smeagol writhed in corruption, his lifelong attempts to collectivize the Hobbit economy had twisted his soul and body and brought ruin to the Shire. "Precious," he muttered. "Precious colective good giving according to need." He shuddered at the thought of the unbroken individual standing proudly over a conquered plain with the Ring, and felt jealous that the wholesome power could not be his.

-Lord of the Rings, by Ayn Rand.

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High-definition, low-functionality audio formats suck

The new high-definition audio discs (DVD-Audio, Super Audio CD) coming soon are being engineered to be as useless as possible. Specifically designed never to be integrated into a PC, sporting proprietary digital connectors that will not talk to any general-purpose, open device, though these haven't been developed yet so early adopters will have to make do with analog-only outputs.
Yet both kinds of discs, despite being developed in the 'Net-head late '90s, are odd throwbacks to the pre-PC era. Most obviously, they're the same size as the original CD. Can you name any other digital device that hasn't shrunk in 20 years? The players for them are bulky, closer in size to Sony's first CD decks than to Apple's iPod, which holds 400 albums rather than just one.

Flip one of the players over, and you'll find another retro sight: analog output jacks. To prevent buyers from running off bit-for-bit copies of the new discs, gear-makers have agreed not to put digital ports on either DVD-A or SACD players. Yet old-fashioned analog connections erode pristine digital sound and are prone to interference from televisions, lights, and computers--the objects they'll be placed next to in modern homes.

The real deal-breaker is that a stand-alone player is the only kind available. By manufacturers' consensus, there won't be any network ports on the players, nor will there be any DVD-A or SACD drives available for computers. Some makers are promising a digital link from the player to a home-theater console, but it'll be deliberately incompatible with any of the jacks on a computer. In bringing the CD up to date with the PC, the music industry is also trying to split the two technologies asunder again.

It's no wonder that gearheads who buy the latest, greatest everything have ignored DVD-A and SACD in favor of MP3 players and CD burners. Computer-friendly music formats let you archive hundreds of albums on a laptop, create custom playlists that draw from your entire collection, and download them to portable players smaller than a single CD jewel box. Today's fans want their music in a form that fits the pocket-sized, personalized, interconnected world of their computers, cameras, phones, and PDAs. Asking digital consumers to give that power back in exchange for a better-sounding disc is like offering them a phonograph needle.

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Monday, January 6, 2003

Gibson has a blog

William Gibson -- long gun-shy of setting up any kind of personal Internet site -- has dived into the net with both feet forward, setting up a fantastic blog.
Google me and you can learn that I do it all on a manual typewriter, something that hasn't been true since 1985, but which makes such an easy hook for a lazy journalist that I expect to be reading it for the rest of my life. I only used a typewriter because that was what everyone used in 1977, and it was manual because that was what I happened to have been able to get, for free. I did avoid the Internet, but only until the advent of the Web turned it into such a magnificent opportunity to waste time that I could no longer resist. Today I probably spend as much time there as I do anywhere, although the really peculiar thing about me, demographically, is that I probably watch less than twelve hours of television in a given year, and have watched that little since age fifteen. (An individual who watches no television is still a scarcer beast than one who doesn't have an email address.) I have no idea how that happened. It wasn't a decision.

I do have an email address, yes, but, no, I won't give it to you. I am one and you are many, and even if you are, say, twenty-seven in grand global total, that's still too many. Because I need to have a life and waste time and write.

I suspect I have spent just about exactly as much time actually writing as the average person my age has spent watching television, and that, as much as anything, may be the real secret here.

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Cool satellite photo of massive warplane boneyard

Ernie sez:
"I was reading on mefi about the surplus US aircraft boneyard when someone posted this link to beautiful Terraserver satellite photo of the place. It's like a bizarre art piece or something!"
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Answers published for EDGE.org's 2003 "World Question"

For the 6th Annual edition of Edge.org's "World Question," John Brockman posed the following imaginary query from George W. Bush to the Third Culture mail list:
"What are the pressing scientific issues for the nation and the world, and what is your advice on how I can begin to deal with them?" - GWB
Answers are now online from respondents including:
Ian Wilmut * J. Craig Venter * Steven Pinker * Ray Kurzweil * Gino Segre * Stephen Schneider * Oliver Morton * Rodney Brooks * Seth Lloyd * Denis Dutton * Freeman Dyson * Philip Campbell * Kevin Kelly * Lawrence Brilliant * Mihalyi Csikszentmihalyi * Paul Davies * Robert Shapiro * Jaron Lanier * J. Doyne Farmer * Colin Tudge * Marvin Minsky * George Dyson * William H. Calvin * David Gelernter * Janna Levin * Howard Gardner * Martin Seligman * Richard Nisbett * David Lykken * Alison Gopnik * Marc D. Hauser * Eric R. Kandel * K. Eric Drexler * James J. O'Donnell * Michael Shermer * Daniel Goleman * Richard Saul Wurman * Andy Clark * John Horgan * Roger C. Schank * Nancy Etcoff * Gerald Holton * Judith Rich Harris * Brian Goodwin * Karl Sabbagh * Joel Garreau * Susan Blackmore * Leo Chalupa * Jordan Pollack * David Myers * Ernst Poppel * Lisa Randall * Stuart Pimm * Eduardo Punset * Lee Smolin * Rafael Nunez * Timothy Taylor * Mike Weiner * Leon Lederman * Bart Kosko * Adam Bly * Randolph Nesse * Terrence Sejnowski * Mary Catherine Bateson * Alan Alda * Cliff Barney * Douglas Rushkoff * Donald D. Hoffman * Steve Giddings * Lance Knobel * Piet Hut * Robert Aunger * Christine Finn * David M. Buss * Beatrice Golomb * Rupert Sheldrake * Delta Willis * Clifford Pickover * Eberhard Zangger * Steven Quartz * Keith Devlin * John McCarthy * Gary F. Marcus * Justin Hall * Stephen Reucroft & John Swain
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Postal experiments with odd materials

High-larious write-up of various attempts to push the envelope of materials that may be sent by postal mail (the helium balloon is great, they argue that the USPO should pay them "negative postage" because it will make the payload lighter!).
Letter with stamp placed at top left corner (incorrect stamp location). Formal business-style letter, to formal business name, in high-quality envelope. Days to delivery, 21. The stamp was crossed out by hand; the top right corner of the envelope was stamped with the following: EVIDENCE POSTAGE WAS AFFIXED, ONE RATE OK'D.

$1 bill. Sealed in clear plastic, with label attached with address and postage. Days to delivery, 6.

$20 bill. Days to delivery, 4.

Football. Days to delivery, 6. Male postal carrier was talkative and asked recipient about the scores of various current games. Carrier noted that mail must be wrapped.

Pair of new, expensive tennis shoes. Strapped together with duct tape. Days to delivery, 7. When shoes were picked up at station, laces were tied tightly together with difficult-to-remove knot. Clerk noted that mail must be wrapped.

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