Fish poachers arrested for getting pike drunk on champagne

BoingBoing reader and Robotics Society of America president David Calkins points to this and quips, "Of course they're being arrested. Everyone knows that when poaching fish, you use white wine – not champagne."

Three Polish divers face a police probe for possible illegal fishing and abuse of animals after a newspaper photo showed them plying a freshly caught pike with champagne at an outdoor New Year's party.

"They may have committed offences of poaching and maltreating a fish," said Maria Niedziolka of the National Fishing Authority, which notified police about the incident. One of the frogmen, seeing in the New Year by diving in a lake near the city of Opole, told news agency PAP that they had found the pike half-dead and wanted to "restore it to consciousness by treating it with champagne".

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