Berocca: stay sharp?

My wife Kelly just returned from London Fashion Week with several packages of Berocca, an effervescent over-the-counter nutritional supplement sold by Roche "for hectic lifestyles." She says it's all the rage there as a vitamin source, energy enhancer, hangover remedy, and all-purpose pick-me-up. (The Berocca slogan is "Stay sharp!") It's mostly B vitamins and doesn't contain any caffeine, sugar, or ephedra. That's probably why it didn't seem to affect me too much. But it does taste great, kinda like Tang. Link

Australian Boing Boing reader Pete tells me that down under--where Berocca's much more fun slogan is "gives you back your b-b-bounce!"--he has a couple of friends "who think it's fun to suck on the tablets rather than dissolving them in water. Apparently having them fizz in your mouth wakes you up just as much as all those vitamins." Meanwhile, Jen points us to a US product similar to Berocca, called Emer'gen-C. "Whenever I'm feeling sick, I down a couple and immediately feel better," she says. Read the rest

Yale Photonegatives Collection

Avi sez: "Don't know if you've had this before, but this database is an amazing photographic (and artistic) treasure of America's people and places at the turn of the previous century. Unfortunately, there is no index of the contents so you have to try your luck with keywords, which almost always turn up interesting finds. For example try typing in 'Indian' and see what happens! My favorite entries are 'Garden' and 'Gurdjieff'!" Link Read the rest

Mykeru.Com on anti-gay editorial

This is a wonderful evisceration of a hilariously dunderheaded editorial against gay marriage that appeared in The Daily Mountain Eagle Online of Jasper Alabama. The editorial was written by the paper's copy editor, Susan Sanford.
Sanford (quoting from the Bible): "And I saw the dead, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works." -- Revelation 20:12

Mykeru: Uh huh. How about this one:

"Women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church." -- I Corinthians 14:34-35 (NIV)

How many times do you think Susan Sanford has been disgraceful in church? Do you think she ran this by her hubby?

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Cory signing/reading at San Francisco's Booksmith tonight

A reminder: tonight I will give my last public reading and signing for Eastern Standard Tribe before leaving San Francisco to emigrate to the UK.
Where: The Booksmith, 1644 Haight St, at Clayton, +1.800.793.7323 When: Tonight, Wednesday, February 25, 2004, 7PM
Hope to see you there! Link Read the rest

Universal crackpot spam solution rebuttal

This is a very funny checkbox-based form-letter for responding to crackpot spam solutions proposed in message-board posts:
Your post advocates a

( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it ( ) Users of email will not put up with it ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it ( ) The police will not put up with it ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

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Aryanfest 2004

Fascinating New Times article about Aryanfest 2004, "an 'international' gathering of Nazi skinheads, Ku Klux Klan members and other white supremacists that took place inside McDowell Regional Mountain Park just north of Fountain Hills a couple of weekends ago."
The atmosphere inside Aryanfest was that of a Renaissance Fair gone over to the dark side, with "Heils" in place of "Huzzahs." Costumed attendees wore Iron Cross medallions and black bomber jackets emblazoned with swastika patches instead of studded leather armor and princess dresses. A Nazi memorabilia dealer hawked SS patches and framed photographs of Hitler, Joseph Goebbels and Rudolph Hess in the parking lot. Next to the stage was a picnic pagoda, serving as the Aryanfest day-care center, where little white children in skinhead clothes colored in white power coloring books. Directly next door to the pagoda was a tattoo booth, where the incessant high-pitched buzz of a tattoo gun sounded from behind a blue tarp curtain. Beside the Panzerfaust merchandise stand was the Women for Aryan Unity booth, which sold child-rearing guides and White Nationalist Baby magazines, including one containing a simplified biography of Hitler suitable for bedtime stories: "He was a lifelong lover of animals and children . . . He is invincible and victory shall one day be his."
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Slug Food T-Shirt now available

People have emailed me asking for a Slug Food T-shirt. So I'm selling them for $18. Link Read the rest

Jimmy Scott biography on PBS tonight

Check your local listings for the airtime of this biography of vocalist Jimmy Scott, If You Only Knew.
"If You Only Knew is a film portrait of the now famous jazz vocalist who was 'rediscovered' decades after he disappeared from the public eye. Born in Cleveland in 1925, Jimmy Scott's early years were filled with devastating hardships. At age 12, he was diagnosed with Kallmann's Syndrome, a rare hormonal condition that kept his body -- and his voice -- from developing beyond boyhood. Seven months after the diagnosis, his beloved mother, the sole guardian of Scott and his nine siblings, was killed in a car accident. Her children were separated and sent to live in foster homes.
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Pentagon warns Bush of apocalyptic climate change by 2020

The Pentagon issued a secret report to Bush warning him that catastrophic climate changes in the next 15 years are a bigger threat than terrorism, and will lead to massive riots and nuclear war.
A secret report, suppressed by US defence chiefs and obtained by The Observer, warns that major European cities will be sunk beneath rising seas as Britain is plunged into a 'Siberian' climate by 2020. Nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting will erupt across the world.

The document predicts that abrupt climate change could bring the planet to the edge of anarchy as countries develop a nuclear threat to defend and secure dwindling food, water and energy supplies. The threat to global stability vastly eclipses that of terrorism, say the few experts privy to its contents.

Link (Thanks, Tony!)

AndyHat sez: For those who want to make up their own minds about the Guardian story on the "suppressed" Pentagon report, Greenpeace has the full text available. Of course, as it says right at the top: "We have created a climate change scenario that although not the most likely, is plausible, and would challenge United States national security in ways that should be considered immediately." I like how The Guardian has changed "plausible" but "not the most likely" to a statement of near certainty.

A Boing Boing Pal sez:The Pentagon climate change paper story is interesting - but not quite accurate. The more interesting story is how the European press distorted what was a very interesting piece on abrupt climate change into a would-be smoking gun for the Bush administration.   Read the rest

Thanks, John Escobedo!

John Escobedo, who animated Boing Boing's Jackhammer Jill, sent me a transparent version of the logo so it looks good on a gray background. Thanks! Read the rest

Nelson's Grey Tuesday RSS

Kudos to Nelson Minar for turning his RSS feed grey in honor of Grey Tuesday. (Also, kudos to Nelson for recently switching his RSS to full text instead of the stingy excerpts that some people still publish). Link Read the rest

Garry Trudeau puts $10K up for anyone who will confirm Bush's Air Guard claims

Garry B Trudeau, the author of the Doonesbury comic strip, has put up $10,000 of his personal fortune for anyone who will come forward and confirm to having witnessed, first-hand, GW Bush's putiative Air Guard service story, in which the President claims not to have deserted his military post, despite all evidence to the contrary.
For the past several weeks, trolling-for-trash journalists have made repeated forays into the continuing mystery of George W. Bush's Air National Guard service (to catch up on developments, read Salon's "Bad news doesn't get better with age", The Decatur Daily's "Former Dannelly worker: Bush not AWOL", The Nation's "W's AWOL Spin Update!", and -- of particular interest -- The Memphis Flyer's "On Guard -- Or Awol?"). With just eight months left in the presidential campaign, GBT is hoping to speed the disclosure process along by offering a $10,000 reward to coax a witness to step forward and confirm President Bush's story, thereby putting the whole sordid mess behind us.
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Education czar calls teachers' union a "terrorist organization"

The US Secretary of Education called the NEA, the national teachers' union, a terrorist organization. Then, he spun a mealymouthed apology that wasn't:
It was an inappropriate choice of words to describe the obstructionist scare tactics the NEA's Washington lobbyists have employed against No Child Left Behind's historic education reforms.
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Worst Beatles cover ever

Mrs Miller's Greatest Hits is a novelty vinyl rarity featuring a woman named Mrs Miller doing random covers in a kind of Aunt-Bea-contralto with really inappropriate crisp diction and crazy off-key whackiness (a reminder that the difference between crazy and eccentric is how much money you have). There are a couple of Real streams of her excruciating Beatles and Petula Clark covers linked off of this page.
Mrs. Miller's album is definitely over the top, but I get the very sinister feeling from the liner notes that while Miller herself may have been completely serious about what she was doing, whoever coaxed her to make this album was laughing on the inside, and probably egging her on to be even more extreme. The sarcasm is very subtle, just enough to give the wink to record collectors like us while keeping poor Mrs. Miller in the dark. References to her "impeccible diction" and "scintillating delivery" abound, as well as the accolade "one of the most interesting voices extant... one that brings to mind the tonal qualities of a Florence Foster Jenkins or a Mrs. B. J. Fangman".
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Elmore Leonard's 10 rules for writing

Elmore Leonard's ten rule for writers. Brilliant.
10. Try to leave out the part that readers tend to skip.

A rule that came to mind in 1983. Think of what you skip reading a novel: thick paragraphs of prose you can see have too many words in them. What the writer is doing, he's writing, perpetrating hooptedoodle, perhaps taking another shot at the weather, or has gone into the character's head, and the reader either knows what the guy's thinking or doesn't care. I'll bet you don't skip dialogue.

(this is my third link from Teresa Nielsen Hayden in one day, which has to be some kind of record) Link (via Making Light) Read the rest

Tokyo Trader Vic's makes a mean goddamned mojito

The mojitos at the Tokyo Trader Vic's come in a ~8" tall block of ice, bored out to make room for the drink, served with a fat-ass novelty straw (that's a dinner-plate, shown for scale). 20,000 Yen! Link (Thanks, Howard!) Read the rest

Boing Boing is grey for Grey Tuesday

Kottke's got the right approach: I can't afford the bandwidth to mirror the Grey Album, but Boing Boing is going grey for 24h to protest EMI/Capitol's heavy-handed response to DJ Danger Mouse's brilliant Grey Album project. Apologies for reduced legibility. is grey today because I believe that musical sampling without prior consent of the copyright holder should be legally allowed because it does our society more good than harm.
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