Conference schwag goldmine

VonGuard sez, "I just got back from the 2004 BIO conference in SF, and I can safely say that this show offered the best shwag I have ever seen at an expo. Who cares about the protesters and the genetically modified foods? Screw them, I want my keychain flashlights, pens, and squishy balls. Here then, I have created a page to honor the best of the best, the 2004 BIO shwag awards!" I'm a serious conference rat, but this schwag is way outside of my experience, truly a cut above.

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(Thanks, VonGuard!)