week of 09/05/2004

Polyclothery: online social networking service in-joke in S, M, L

Nothing says sxxy nrrd like T-shirts with "FLAG PROFILE AS MATURE" on the front, and the Tribe.net logo on the back. I think former BoingBoing guestblogger Karen Marcelo is behind this, but I'm not sure. Link

Xeni flies Zero-G, part 2: word to the weightless wise

In a few days, God willing, I'll be floating around on one of the first ever commercial weightless flights in the USA. Friends, colleagues, and astro-nerdy strangers have been offering all sorts of advice ranging from scientifically substantiated to silly.

Some have even suggested some crash-course reading over the weekend. Lloyd Fonveille says that Air & Dreams: An Essay on the Imagination of Movement by Gaston Bachelard is a must: "Dense writing but amazing stuff about flying and flying dreams... he argues that images and dreams of flying are the highest state of the imagination, and emblems of the mental place where all real creativity happens."

As I prepare for Wednesday's adventure, I'll share some of this microgravity advice here on BoingBoing. I'll start with insights from experienced zero-g flier Raffi Krikorian of MIT (and O'Reilly).


I rode on NASA's KC-135a a few years ago (I was running a series of experiments to determine whether the brain's ability to localize sound was affected by being in a microgravity environment -- the anwer is that it is, but I digress), and it was an awesome experience.

NASA requires a lot of pre-training before they even allow you to get on the plane (a series of lectures about what to do if your sinus collapses, a hyperbaric chamber ride to have you experience what happens in the case of a rapid decompression of the cabin as the KC-135 is a single hulled plane), and going through that type of training is quite exhaustive. You spend a day in the classroom, then you spend a day learning how to work the emergency equipment and how to breathe through a reverse pressurized mask.

When the day of the ride comes, everybody tells you a few pieces of advice
1. bring jolly ranchers and gum
2. eat bananas and muffins for breakfast (extra credit for eating food coloring) [Ed note: I suppose this way, everything will look super-pretty and colorful IF YOU HURL IT ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLANE]
3. don't look out the window when flying.

As we were climbing for our first drop, I was chewing my gum like mad. The common advice is to get your mouth a little wet and to distract yourself of what was going to happen next. And then, all of a sudden, you lift right off the floor. I, personalily, was terrified on the first drop. I flailed around trying desperately to grab hold of something. I grab onto the floor, and it must have been amusing to see me hanging upside down, trying to pull myself down.

After that, it gets a lot easier. You just float around. Pushing yourself off the walls, and just bounce around. I was busy running an experiment, but it seems as though you will have time to play around.

What they don't tell you is that you will experience portions of negative gravity where you are pulled for the roof. Those freak you out. You're hanging out, chillin' in the air, and then all of a sudden you are rocketing towards the ceiling and pushing yourself off from it. Enterprising people invert themselves at that point, and go walking around up top. But, if you manage to close your eyes and somehow end up upside down, your brain will be convinced that you are right side up. You'll see people who are the other way from you. And then. Oh no. You puke.

The interesting thing about puking (or playing with any liquid) is its fascinating to watch it ooze around. Try it. Squirt some water into the air while you're floating -- it's gorgeous to watch these bubbles float around. and you can poke at it. Catch them. I'ts amazing. If you have a chance also, light a match. The flame makes a perfect sphere. Things you never think you'll see.

Image: photograph of a balloon full of water exploding in zero gravity on NASA's vomit comet (the KC-135 which Raffi discusses above). Link to full-size. The experiment was part of an Imaging and Photographic Technology project between NASA and the Rochester Institute of Technology: Link

Link to previous post: Xeni Flies Zero-G, part 1

QTVR panorama: Tribute in light, 09/11/2001

From the BoingBoing archives -- this full-screen QTVR panorama of the light tribute to victims of 9/11, shot by Jook Leung. Link

That's Queen Hello Kitty to you, bitch

Platinum icon of Hello Kitty with a diamond-studded crown and 0.753-carat pink diamond scepter, created in honor of the character's 30th birthday. 100 of them are available at a cool 10 mil yen JP (just over $91,000 US). Link to Xinhua news story. (Thanks Ivy)

Vegas chic: Fabulous Nowhere t-shirts

Screenwriter/Director/bon vivant Lloyd Fonvielle recently relocated from New York to Las Vegas, and teamed up with NYC-based graphic artist John Sosnovsky to create the Official Nowhere T-Shirt, available only through the end of this year. Says Lloyd, "Someday owning one of these shirts will be your only way of proving that you were on the road to Nowhere before the rest of the world caught on. Be sure to buy some extras to keep in mint condition for sale on eBay in years to come, when they will undoubtedly become passionately coveted big ticket items!" Link to T-shirts in English, Link to a global variant strain, and link to Lloyd's Fabulous Nowhere blog.

Web Zen: Celebrity Zen

who is that with jeremy
you and stevie nicks
key speakers
morrissey gets a job
new wave photos
from heiress to fammous
awful plastic surgery
casting mistakes

Image: Genesis P-Orridge and Psychic TV shot by Phillippe Carly on September 23, 1984, in Deinze, Belgium (holy crap, that's 20 years ago)

. web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank).

Tigers in the Korean DMZ?

Snipped from Bruce Sterling's Viridian Design email newsletter, a New York Times story about wild animals reclaiming the heavily-landmined DMZ that divides North and South Korea.
[E]nvironmentalists have recognized this area one of the most enduring symbols of the cold war and one of the most fortified and heavily mined stretches on earth as the Korean peninsula's, and possibly East Asia's, most important wildlife refuge. They have been pressing to preserve it but are feeling a special urgency now because of the growing reconciliation between the North and the South. The environmentalists fear that a South Korea that puts economic development first and a North Korea that has no environmental movement could together lead to the zone's rapid destruction as a refuge. (..)

"The DMZ is the last major vestige of Korea's natural heritage," said Kim Ke Chung, a professor at the Center for BioDiversity Research at Penn State and chairman of the DMZ Forum, an organization based in the United States that is dedicated to preserving the zone. "It's probably the only good thing to come out of the Korean War and cold war. So we have to preserve this as a nature reserve." [Bruce Sterling says: "How did the Cold War become the 'cold war' all of a sudden?]

The DMZ Forum recently held a conference in Seoul to gather support for designating the zone a Unesco World Heritage Site, a classification that would curb all development. William B. Shore, secretary of the forum and a former fellow at the Regional Plan Association of New York, said the zone should become a center for eco-tourism as an alternative to turning it into a weekend getaway for residents of Seoul.

"People are now willing to pay large sums to see wild animals in the proper setting," Mr. Shore said. "Eco-tourism would protect the DMZ from becoming the Hamptons of South Korea." [Bruce Sterling says: "Perhaps it's possible to transform the Hamptons into a DMZ."]

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Colorcalm: soothing screensavers for DVD players

A company called Colorcalm has created a sort of ambient DVD called "Skies" -- soothing, color-specific programming set to music. The content was produced by Atmos Pictures, together with Pantone. This sounds like it would be really lovely on a large, flat-screen display in your living room. Company founder Robert Norton tells BoingBoing that upscale retailer Conran spotted the product during fashion week in New York, and promptly placed it on all of the TVs in their stores.

From the press release:

"Colorcalm pioneers a new and non-traditional way to use your TV to create a calm atmosphere. Colorcalm Skies, a continuous display of skies with 28 color and audio variations is designed to soothe your senses... Robert Norton, Founder and CEO of Atmos [says], 'Colorcalm is a response to the abundance of TV screens that surround us. Many homes now have more screens than family members. Colorcalm lets you bring color to your life in a soothing, calming way, which you can control. By adding color to your life, Colorcalm enhances your surroundings and improves your well-being.' Colorcalm also offers corporate clients the opportunity to use their own corporate, Pantone Colors to create tailored, color programming for brand-marketing purposes."

$19.99 at this Link

Grouper - simple private network

Cliff sez: There's a new software shop here in Mill Valley, of all places. They've made a pretty cool little "virtual private network for the rest of us" ... called Grouper and here's a bit about it:

Current release version is in beta. Runs only on Win2000 and XP. Requires broadband.

With the client installed, you can create groups of up to 30 members and invite people to join them. The invitation includes the client.

Each peer can choose to share selected files. The client includes group chat and 1-to-1 IM.

You can download all but MP3s. Those you can only stream. I know that will be a point of contention, but it's not meant primarily to be a source of free music. I think it's more for groups of friends, family, classmates, associates who share photos and other large files. Link

Japanese cosplay scene photos

sadrobotFunder sez: "MasaManiA describes itself as 'Japanese culture report by MasaManiA with fucking photo & poor English you never seen at boring CNN, Time or major sophisticated jurnalism.' In this entry, he visits a cosplay convention and shows some of the costumes/performers that were rejected by the organizers. The first picture - a sad, rejected robot - sums up everything that is pitiful and sad and surreal and totally hysterical in the world. Hope you like it! "Link

Paris underground cinema, part 2

The secret society behind the subterranean cinema recently discovered by police in Paris have come forward. According to a Guardian article, the mission of the group, called La Mexicaine de la Perforation, is to "reclaim and transform disused city spaces for the creation of zones of expression for free and independent art."
"There are so many underground networks - the quarries, the metro, the collective heating, the electricity, the sewers - and each is the responsibility of a different bureaucracy... Urban explorers are the only people who, between us, know it all. We move between each network. We know where they link up - often, it's us who made the link. The authorities, the police, town hall, they don't know a hundredth, a thousandth, of what's down there."
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Yahoo introducing consumer electronics line?

Engadget posts word of a rumored new line of consumer electronics -- from Yahoo. An official launch announcement is said to be due within the next two weeks. This could also be nothing more than someone with a good imagination and functional Photoshop skills.
The initial line up is supposedly a portable DVD player, two LCD televisions, and a home theater in a box system. Like most of these kinds of releases (assuming this is for real), they're really just slapping their logo on products built by somebody else (in this case, it's supposedly Diamond Electronics). This is either a really big deal or someone just went to a lot of trouble to try and dupe us -- regardless, everything looked like it checked out, and it was too good to not pass along. Make sure you click to see pics and product descriptions.
Link to Engadget post with photos.

Update: Jason says he's received this email from a Yahoo spokesperson:

This is a licensing agreement through our marketing department. It's just another component of a licensing program that we've had in place for several years for a variety of items such as computer peripherals and we're now extending to additional items such as those you see in the photograph.

The manufacturer is Diamond Electronics and we will be providing our branding and logo. The manufacturer is working to sell these products into major retailers.

It's an exciting extension of the Yahoo! brand, but it won't be a significant announcement for the company as the blog suggests.

Link

Ballet bukkake art porn video from Japan

The review of the microniche fetish porn vid "Zenra Ballet 2" on Something Awful is a hoot.
At a Glance: Get out your copybooks, because you can now cross "ballet" off of the "Big List of Things the Japanese Won't Make Porno Out Of". If you are an avid fan of ballet - but, you aren't such an avid fan that you actually have some modicum of respect for the art of ballet dancing - then you are probably the target market for this DVD. It features exciting behind the scenes interviews, some regular and wholesome non-erotic ballet dancing, and then multiple nude and even sex-filled dance sequences. You have not lived until you have seen a Japanese pirate rip a boner out of his leotard and plunge it into the waiting food-hole of a sassy ballerina.

Sexual Content: Heavily mosaic censored dancin' and a prancin'.

Link to SomethingAwful review, and link to Fleshbot post with more info. (Thanks, Fleshbot, and thanks Super Nice Guy)

To do in SF this weekend: 9/11 Power to the Peaceful, Election Protection

General John Perry "Dance Dance Revolution" Barlow says:
My sweet song-writing collaborators and shirt-tail family, The String Cheese Incident, are playing a free concert for peace tomorrow in Golden Gate Park along with Michael Franti (whom I'm convinced is some kind of avatar) and various others. Looks like this:

6th Annual 911 Power to the Peaceful Festival
Saturday September 11, 2004 (11am-5pm)
Speedway Meadow - Golden Gate Park
San Francisco, CA, USA
Featuring Michael Franti and Spearhead, String Cheese Incident Acoustic, Gift of Gab of Blackalicious, John Butler Trio, Xavier Rudd, and Amy Goodman.

Link to event website.

And BoingBoing pal Jose Marquez sez, "This 'Election Protection' event might be less bumpin'," but it too is devoted to giving power to the peaceful.

September 11, 2-5 p.m., Yerba Buena Gardens, Mission St. between 3rd and 4th Sts.
Featuring Eva Jefferson Paterson of Equal Justice Society, Ralph Neas and Sharon Lettman Pacheco of the People For the American Way Foundation, and Michael Kieschnick of Working Assets.
Join Working Assets, Mother Jones magazine, People For the American Way Foundation, Lawyers' Committee for Civil Rights Under Law, Equal Justice Society, True Majority, AlterNet.org, Business Leaders for Sensible Priorities, and others to learn about opportunities to help protect voting rights in key states on November 2. Participants in this outdoor rally and training will receive an update on efforts to prevent minority disenfranchisement and intimidation at the polls, challenges posed by computer voting systems and an overview of the key states where voting rights are at greatest risk.
Link to event website.

Rowboat Veterans for Truth

Snipped from the site:
" Rowboat Vets for Truth is here to share the real story, to correct the misleading use of our images, against our will, in paintings, woodcuts and pamphlets across the colonies.

The Rowboat Vets for Truth will counter the outrageous claims made by Mr. Washington and the liberal printing presses in Boston and Philadelphia.

We speak from personal experience - our group includes men who served beside Washington in combat against unarmed Germans on Christmas night, 1776. Though we come from different backgrounds, shoe menders, haberdashers, stable boys, candle holders to the wealthy. etc., and hold varying political opinions, we agree on one thing: George Washington lacks the potential to lead."

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Award-winning sf as CC-licensed audiobooks

Hugo-award-winning author James Patrick Kelly's "Free Reads" site is a place where he posts Creative-Commons-licensed studio recordings of him reading his works. He's a fantastic reader, and an even better writer, and he made enough off his tipjar the last time around to go into the studio and record three more:
"Faith" first published in Asimov's Science Fiction, June 1989. Time:59:25, File Size 27.86 MB.

"The Best Christmas Ever" first published in SciFiction, May, 2004. Time:39:38, File Size 19.03 MB.

"Serpent" first published in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction, May 2004. Time:22:53, File Size 10.74 MB.

Link (Thanks, Jim!)

Mad Magazine: Bush Vs Jesus

jesusbushThom sez: Atrius has a copy of a funny and insightful Mad Magazine parody of a TV commercial Bush would air if he were running against Jesus. Bottom line: "Jesus wrong on social services. Wrong on crime. Wrong on defense. Wrong for America." Link

Shakespeare quartos in high-rez scans

The British Library has digitised its collection of Shakespeare quartos and made them available as a series of lavish scans. They've posted 93 quartos of 23 plays, so you can see how the text changed over time. Link (via Raelity Bytes)

Narratologists versus Ludologists: battle of the games-academics

Over on Terra Nova, academic Timothy Burke has posted a fascinating state-of-the-nation report on the fight between "narratologists" (who argue that the value of games is best understood by treating them as stories) and "ludologists" (who argue that the value is best understoof by analyzing games as a form of play). This is a new discipline a-borning, and its paradigm is being framed before our eyes:
In the context of games criticism, this tendency might lead to a narratologist placing enormous interpretative weight on the fact that most first-person shooters are structured by conflicts between the player’s avatar and small groups of three to six enemies, seeing this as a narrative choice that has authorial intent behind it, that can be related to various similar kinds of narratives in other media (e.g., the ur-narrative of Die Hard or Rambo or James Bond films, the narrative pacing of action films where the uber-masculine hero crushes small packs of slightly-less-manly bad guys). The problem is that the narratological kinship between Die Hard and first-person-shooters is a much more complicated matter in its actual historical evolution. If anything, when first-person-shooters first appeared with narratological structure that resembled the narrative of action films, to some extent that content was a superficial add-on rather than a deep structure of gameplay, a kind of narratological “skinâ€. The original Doom is a very good example of this pattern. The deep structure of the game (single player avatar versus distributed clusters of enemies) was, before anything else, a technical requirement dictated by the number of enemies it was then possible to have on the screen. This continues to be the case even though computers have much more processing power because the enemies have become much more graphically demanding.
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Good hypnotic subjects' brains are different

I've been practicing self-hypnosis since I was a kid, and as an adult, hypnosis helped me overcome a five-year bout of writers' block, get rid of lifelong chronic back-pain, and painlessly kick an 18-year-old smoking habit. For all that, I know precious little of how hypnosis works -- it just works (for me, at least).

Now the New Scientist reports that functional MRI scans of the brains of regular practitioners of hypnosis reveals physiological differences from those who are not susceptible to hypnosis.

But under hypnosis, Gruzelier found that the highly susceptible subjects showed significantly more brain activity in the anterior cingulate gyrus than the weakly susceptible subjects. This area of the brain has been shown to respond to errors and evaluate emotional outcomes.

The highly susceptible group also showed much greater brain activity on the left side of the prefrontal cortex than the weakly susceptible group. This is an area involved with higher level cognitive processing and behaviour.

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Virtual schizophrenia comes to Second Life

Wagner James Au sez, "A medical doctor/computer programmer recently built a simulation of visual and aural hallucinations in Second Life, based on the descriptions of real schizophrenics. In other words, it's a virtual, first-person recreation of the illness, and the potential applications (therapeutic, neurological, social, etc.) are pretty exciting. Also eerie, disturbing, and likely to disturb your sleep for a day or two afterward." Link (Thanks, James!)

Old Atari games being licensed for slot machines

Vegas, baby. BoingBoing reader Clive says, "Atari has signed a deal to produce a series of casino slot machines based on their early arcade classics -- including Pong, Asteroids, and Centipede." Link to Atari press release.

What's on your "To Don't" list?

Management guru Tom Peters has written something called "60 Tom's TIB," (This I Believe) available for download as a PDF. On his Brianstorms Weblog, Brian Dear highlights this interesting excerpt about prioritizing from the Peters document:
I once watched a highly energetic chief ripped asunder by a senior member of his board. “Richard,” the determined board member almost shouted, “you are smart, energetic, creative to a fault, perhaps even a genius. But much of your 'genius' is dissipated because you apply it to ten different things at a time, albeit with great skill.

“Let me tell you what you need,” he concluded. “A 'to don't' list.”

I don't know about “Richard,” but for me that was a profound moment. Fact No. 1: We all have 50 genuine priorities. Fact No. 2: If we get even two Big Things Done in a six-year tenure on the current job, we will have had a...Great Ride. Axiom No. 1: Therefore, what we choose not to do (the sole subject of that “To Don't” list) is at least as important, or more important, as what we choose to do.

And, finally, effective “To Don't-ing” is far, far more difficult than effective “To Do-ing.”

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Unofficial Apple Weblog is looking for a couple of bloggers

Our friend Jason Calacanis, head of Weblogs, Inc., wants to hire two bloggers to fill the vacancies at the wonderful Unofficial Apple Weblog. Link

Skull and Bones Club expose on BBC

Matthew sez: "Last night, BBC Radio 4 aired a fascinating programme about Yale's ultra-secretive Skull and Bones club. Both George W and John Kerry are members of the club and the programme suggests it has a wide-ranging influence in American life. Direct link to the RealPlayer stream of the show, which should be available for seven days.

Kaiju Monsters Invade Hollywood

In today's Wired News, a photo-report I filed from Wednesday night's Kaiju Big Battel performance in Hollywood. At left, a snapshot I took of a space insect monster dude creature whose name escapes me.
Despite the fact that combatants may look like costumed humans, event organizers maintain they're real, and warn of the danger posed to mankind by the growing threat of city-crushing beasts.

"There is an abundance of empirical evidence that the threat posed by monsters is serious and far-reaching," Kaiju Big Battel referee Jinji told Wired News. "A number of great documentaries like Godzilla have reported these historic facts in great detail. Our world leaders would be wise to pay closer attention to this under-recognized menace." (...)

Featured villains and heroes included Dr. Cube, a sinister plastic surgeon who boasts of an "unstoppable malpractice technique"; an inebriated Hell Monkey wielding a large bottle of primordial booze; a pair of freedom-fighting plantains from Central America who toted color-coordinated AK-47s; and garbage-can-dwelling Gomi-man, who spewed a rain of fetid sludge on human observers.

Link to Xeni's report and photos at Wired News: "Kaiju Monsters Invade Hollywood," Link to previous Wired News story "Monster Mashes Attract Big Masses."

See also: Link to Jason DeFillippo's superb photos of the event. This one's my favorite. And BoingBoing reader Teresa Ortega says, "I went to Kaiju Big Battel in Los Angeles based on Xeni's post and did a write-up at my site." Link

Ernie Ball (RIP)

stringsIt's a sad week in music instrument history. First, the death of Donald Leslie. And yesterday, pioneer guitar string maker Ernie Ball gave up the ghost at just 74. Ernie Ball's strings are as ubiquitous in rock and roll as Fender guitars. According to the Associated Press, Ball developed his first strings in 1962 after "complaints from customers (at his guitar shop) that they couldn't find lighter-gauge, flexible strings for their rock 'n' roll instruments." Shortly after, the Slinkys were born. And, well, the guitar solo has never been the same. Link (Thanks, Vann)

NES-based PC mod

Here's an excellent HOWTO for retrofitting a PC into Nintendo Entertainment System. Link (via Engadget)

Eisner's resignation letter

Here's the text of Eisner's letter announcing his intention to resign from Disney in 2006.
We are different from companies not in the entertainment field. We are a creative company, and as a result, we are so much more. We must consider, develop, discard and reconsider, literally masses of ideas each day, based on few inexact criteria, using experience, talent, judgment, instinct, and hope as our guides along with our education and experience and sense of fiscal responsibility. This is a complicated and risky process, unlike the manufacture and sale of a single or related line of product. We are judged by definitive standards. But it is the creative that pushes to new heights that which can be measured, that which has lasting value to our culture and company.

I believe we have learned who we are, and who we are not; what we do best, and what we don't. Of course, that does not mean we stagnate into a museum or play safe. It just means we play smart. There are so many opportunities available to utilize our core assets, our brands and capabilities around the world. We must be completely informed and involved in the future, in new technologies that can help us maintain our leadership in creating and distributing and protecting our content. We must be prudent entrepreneurs and pragmatic capitalists. We must not forget that we are always singing and dancing "for our supper."

Link (via The Disney Blog)

World's tallest cylindrical aquarium

The Aquadom is the world's largest cylindrical aquarium. It's in the lobby of a multi-use development, stretching 5 storeys up, with a glass elevator down the middle of it. Link (Thanks, kokogiak!)

Michael Eisner quits

Michael Eisner has announced that he's quitting as CEO of Disney when his contract runs out in 2006.
Eisner recently told Walt Disney directors that company president Robert Iger would be a good successor, the Los Angeles Times reported. Iger, whose contract expires in September 2005, has recently met with investors and executives and told the Times he would like the top job.
Link (via The Disney Blog)

Filmnerds' guerrilla Toronto Film Festival blog

Rich sez,
We're 4 Toronto nerds, we're attending the 2004 Toronto International Film Festival, we're blogging our reviews.

We don't get media passes, we don't go to press conferences or release parties or even the suit-and-tie gala screenings. We pick movies we think we'll like, count ourselves lucky if we get tickets, then line up on the sidewalk to try to get a good seat. Then we write honest nerd's-eye reviews.

Link (Thanks, Rich!)

Lab Notes from UC Berkeley

In this month's of Lab Notes from UC Berkeley Engineering, I look at:
pisano_index*Sniffing Out Airborne Diseases: integrating human cells and microfluidics to detect pathogens in the air

*Wireless Ways to Go Green: the environmental impact of reading the news online

*Protecting Planes with Fabric: testing next-generation ballistic cloth

* The Invention of Virtual Cinematography: the key to The Matrix's "bulllet-time" sequence
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Donald Leslie, RIP

BB mourns the passing of Donald James Leslie, the inventor of the Leslie Rotating Speaker that provided the Hammond organ with its signature sound. The "Leslie" speaker spins inside its cabinet at a constant speed around a fixed point, providing an unmistakable Doppler effect. From the Associated Press obituary:
leslieLeslie was captivated with the sound of the Hammond organ when he heard it at a Barker Bros. furniture store in downtown Los Angeles, where he worked repairing radios. In the store's large showroom, the organ introduced in 1935 sounded much like a theater or church pipe organ. However, Leslie, was unimpressed with the organ's sound quality in the confined spaces of his home. He began tinkering with devices to make the instrument sound more like labyrinthine pipe organs, using mechanics and electronics experience he gathered from a series of jobs, including one at the Naval Research Laboratories in Washington, D.C., during World War II.
Donald Leslie was 93. Link (Thanks, Vann)

Xeni Flies Zero-G

Next week, on Wednesday September 15, I'm going on a zero-gravity flight about 32,000 feet above earth.

The company operating this flight is ZERO-G, whose founder Peter Diamandis is also the man behind the Ansari X-Prize competition. I invited Dr. Diamandis to speak at Wired Magazine's NextFest earlier this year, met him there, and learned he'd been working on this program for more than ten years.

The flight I'm taking next week (for NPR and Wired News) is part of ZERO-G's five-city media launch. Soon, they'll begin a commercial service on specially-equipped Boeing 727-200s. For about $3,000 US, passengers will be able to experience about 20 doses of parabolic weightlessness during a 90-minute trip.

Nothing like this has ever been offered to American consumers before. ZERO-G is the only company with FAA approval to conduct weightless flights for the public within the US.

NASA operates flights similar to this for training astronauts (Link), but not to the public. Space Adventures -- the company that made space tourists out of Dennis Tito and Mark Shuttleworth (and, almost, N'Sync's Lance Bass) -- sells "vomit comet" flight experiences to paying passengers, but they cost closer to $10K and depart from a remote location in Russia. The combined costs of the flight, the prep, and getting to the departure site add up to a hefty five-figure sum. With the launch of this new service in the US, zero-G above the earth will now only cost a few G.

I've never done anything like this before. What will weightlessness feel like? A rollercoaster? Or floating in water, but without the water? When I was little, I used to have lots of recurring dreams about flying -- the dream-sensation of weightlessness felt so vivid, once I half-woke-up and sleep-jumped right off a flight of stairs. How is it that our bodies already know what zero-g feels like? Are we remembering what it felt like to float in utero? That waking dream of flight and floating -- it's something each of us physically understand. I'm looking forward to feeling the real thing.

My grandfather was an amateur astronomer. He taught me a lot of things about stars and space when I was a kid. He was there, downstairs in the living room, when I realized I couldn't fly that day -- about halfway down the stairs. He picked me up, held me in his arms, wiped my tears, and probably had to work really hard at not laughing.

Later, after lots of band-aids and kleenex, he explained what gravity was. I remember feeling really sad and crying all over again when he told me, "Honey, people just can't float like that." I wish he could still be here now, and float with me next Wednesday.

Jason DeFillippo's Kaiju Big Battel photos from last night's Hollywood show

Blogger and photogger Jason DeFillippo joined me at the Kaiju Big Battel event last night, held at the Avalon in Hollywood. I was covering the event for NPR's "Day to Day," and for Wired News (links to those reports to follow as soon as they're online). Jason took some amazing photos, as usual -- I always love his stuff. The monster shots rock, but here I'm posting a snapshot he took (link to fullsize) of me interviewing Kitty Bukkake, the now LA-based blogger who lived a former life in Boston as the Kaiju monster Dino Kang Senior (here's a link to his offspring, Dino Kang Junior). She still works with Kaiju Big Battel, and was filming last night's mayhem for the group. I'm not sure how a murdered monster manages to be reborn as a drop-dead-hot blogger babe with washboard abs, but those things happen in Hollywood.

Link to Jason's photo gallery.

Lonely Island: wack-ass online shorts and mp3s

Last week in LA, I went to a Channel 101 screening -- monthly events where a edgy creatives show short films before a live audience, who in turn vote the work on or off the proverbial viewing island. The project isn't a cable TV show yet, but it ought to be. I understand they recently shot a cable pilot for FX, so perhaps it will.

One of the teams who participate regularly in the Channel 101 showdowns is The Lonely Island, and they've just posted a bunch of their work online. It's terrific stuff. One of their pieces, which screened at last week's event, is a dry, deadpan music video performed by two guys, called, uh, "Just 2 Guyz." (MPEG-4 Link, MPEG-1 Link, 2 min.). I loved their "Nintendo" animated short, too (MPEG / Quicktime, 3 min.)

Episodes of the Lonely Island short series The 'Bu are here (Link), with Sarah Chalke of Scrubs and Roseanne fame. Other celeb links -- Brooke Shields has a 5-minute bit in the begining of Episode 2: Regarding Ardy. (Link). Kal Penn (of Harold and Kumar and Gilmore Girls) plays Fred in Episode 2. A source close to the project says, "Kiefer Sutherland interrupted the filming of episode 1, then told all sorts of fanciful embellishments about it on Leno and Letterman. (Link)."

Link to The Lonely Island, and Link to the Channel 101 site where you'll find more online shorts.

Alternative energy vehicle web link bonanza

Following up on an earlier BoingBoing post about fuel-cell powered UPS trucks (Link), we present a roundup of links related to alternative energy vehicles submitted by BoingBoing readers from around the world.

Robert in Australia says, "Transperth has acquired 3 Daimler/Chrysler fuel-cell buses for trial. This trial is being done in conjuction with a number of European trials." Link

Paul says, "UPS has been using alternative fuel vehicles since the 1930's (electric vehicles in NYC). 95% of the company's Mexico City vehicles burn propane. The company's earned 26 environmental awards." Link

Max says, "[San Francisco Bay Area public transportation system] AC Transit has been running a fuel cell bus since June. It is very eerie when it glides silently by. Brakes still screech, of course." Link

Matt says, The Hysun 3000 is a hydrogen fuel-cell-powered recumbant bike that began a 3000km tour yesterday, from Berlin to Barcelona. The vehicle is projected to use 3kg of hydrogen -- roughly equivalent to 1022 miles per gallon. Link to bike info, Link to tour diary, and Link to a good image.

Peter says, "Honda's hydrogen scooter might be the seed that grows a third world hydrogen fuel infrastructure for future cars and trucks." Link.

And Tim emails, "This site says that 'RunAbout Cycles go twenty miles an hour, as regulated by a new federally mandated classification for electric bicycles and tricycles. They have a forty mile range on motor alone, and the more you pedal, the further and faster you can go.' Available early 2005." Link

Brad says, "I have a friend in London who has spotted many fuel cell buses and has some pictures of them in use here: Link."

To do in NYC: RESFEST Digital film festival

If you're in New York today through Sunday, don't miss the 8th annual edition of digital film festival RESFEST. Organizer Jonathan Wells says:
There are lots of amazing elements at this year's fest -- among them,

1) Bushwhacked! - a special program for this election year of great viral political films from media jammers (The Yes Men, Bryan Boyce, Michael Moore) around the world, includes some world premieres like Pinocchio (image shown here) which was too hot for MoveOn.org, and a "Schoolhouse Rock"-style animation from Eric Henry, Pirates & Emperors (Or Size Does Matter)
2) Thomas Campbell's SPROUT -- presentation of amazing globetrotting surf film from acclaimed artist Thomas Campbell will be preceded by a in theater acoustic performance by the UK-based band Mojave 3 (who also contributed to the soundtrack).
3) RESFEST Live - Emergency Broadcast Network and Hexstatic -- our closing night event will feature an audio visual event from VJ pioneers NYC's EBN and UK's Hexstatic. EBN will showcase their Video Baby Grand Piano, while Hexstatic will preview work of their forthcoming Master View DVD album.

Event takes place at the Tribeca Performing Arts Center through Sunday, September 12. Link

Readers respond to Xeni's "iPod Beemer" post with in-car digital audio tips

Following up on yesterday's post (Link) about my week-long test drive of BMW's new iPod-integrated 330ci convertible, more in-car audio tech pointers from BoingBoing readers. Meanwhile, I'm still mopping up drool around the office. That iPod Beemer was nerd-o-licious.

Michael Morgan says, "One of the better approaches I have seen relies on using the CD changer inputs that many car stereos have. The simpler products, such as the one I have, provide RCA audio jacks. Better ones allow iPod control through the CD changer controls. The sound quality is better than FM or cassette tape adapters although the integration of iPod display and control is either poor or absent." Link

Nik Clayton says, "You should try out Dension's IceLink 1.1. This provides a cradle/dock that you can mount on the dash (damage free). Just drop the iPod in the dock, and the audio's taken from iPod's dock connector (far better quality than the headphone socket) and routed to the stereo, in place of the CD-multichanger. So the steering wheel controls work for changing tracks, and so on. And, of course, your iPod's there on the dash, so you can see all the information it displays. It also works in cars other than BMWs." Link BoingBoing reader Chris says, "There are two other common solutions; some car radios now have a front panel auxiliary input. Just get a 'stereo plug to stereo plug' cable, and away you go. The other option is one of the FM modulators that plugs into the antenna lead. See the Farenheit EFM-01 or the JVC KS-IF200 - likely found many places but they re listed at Crutchfield. They are a little trickier to install, but as long as your car FM radio has an antenna (!) they should work. Link."

Neil replies to a comment submitted to BoingBoing by reader Becky (Link). He says, "To follow-up on Becky's problem with iPod installations in cars without cassette adapters there is actually another solution. Blitzsafe makes adapters that plug into the CD changer port that lives in most cars, and converts it to an AUX input for your car stereo. Then you can run a regular stereo cable to the front of the car to plug in any device you like (such as an iPod). I used one to install XM Satellite radio in my BMW. Sadly, it doesn't look like they have any for Saturn cars yet :( -- Link to Blitzsafe."

Tom Karches says, "A company called Soundgate (Link) makes a number of devices that allow iPods to be attached to factory or aftermarket stereos. Their auxillary input adapters attach to the cd changer plug on cd changer ready stereos and pass the audio through the changer input. If you have a changer already, they have a model that plugs in between the stereo and the changer and provides a switch to select the changer or the ipod. This does not provide ipod control, unfortunately. Perhaps something like this would help: Link. I'll probably put the Soundgate adapter in my minivan. If I decide to equip the honda similarly, I'll probably go with an inline RF modulator like this or this."

Anthony Hall says, "Although BMW claims they are the first car manufacturer with integrated iPod support I actually saw ads for Smart cars shipping with iPod cradles several months ago... I dunno, perhaps it's considered third party but Smart was plugging it in the own ads in the UK. Looks liker a much simpler proposition to me. I agree with you that having the iPod just rolling around loose in the glove compartment is nuts." Link

(Thanks to other readers who sent in great tips, including Wes, Adrian, Josiah, and Brian King!)

To do in LA: Jason Salavon at El Proyecto

If you're in the LA area Friday night: Chicago-based artist Jason Salavon, whose work we've blogged here before, has a show launch at The Project.
Salavon digitally reconfigures raw source data into abstract, and often painterly, photographs and videos. Utilizing self-designed software programs, Salavon's hybridized artworks fuse information technology with pop cultural aesthetics. Salavon's recent photographic series, 100 Special Moments, culls images of newlyweds, graduates, little league players and traditional Santa portraits to manifest composite images of each scenario. The artist deconstructs nostalgia to its average mean, subverting and blurring the lines between singular and collective social experiences within the framework of commemorative photographs. For the Emblem series, Salavon interrogates the social implications of 1970s iconic films, such as 2001: A Space Odyssey, Taxi Driver and Apocalypse Now, by algorithmically abstracting their filmic frames in time and subsequently reorganizing them in a circular structure reminiscent of traditional Mandalas. Late Night Triad, a three-channel video projection, overlays introductory monologues from late night talk show hosts David Letterman, Jay Leno, and Conan O'Brien. Salavon digitally aligns and averages the comedic routines to expose the inherit repetition in their underlying structure and rhythmic timing.
Link to gallery website, Link to Salavon's website.

Thorn Tree Travel Forum

In his Cool Tools newsletter, Kevin Kelly says:
The most savvy travellers I know log onto Thorn Tree as they vagabond. Thorn Tree Travel Forum is where you get the latest, greatest, most dependable travel advice for exotic destinations. Originally set up by Lonely Planet as an online way for readers to update their guidebooks, this bulletin board now bypasses and surpasses the guidebooks altogether. Reliable travel info has been completely revolutionized by the ubiquity of internet cafes around the globe.

Let's say you want to know whether the border between China and Kazakhstan is open this October, or whether its safe to visit Katmandu, Nepal, or where the newest climbing spots in the Peru Andes are. You log on to the appropriate Thorn Tree "branch" where a traveler who is in Katmandu, or who has just arrived in Almaty yesterday after a harrowing 11 hour border crossing from China can tell you all the specific details of what is true and what is not. Someone else might post that the popular beach shack on Lombok island, Indonesia you were headed for is now closed. And, to complete the circuit, you may be on the road yourself, at a dusty internet cafe in Morocco, when you read this. It's true real-time advice, from real folks who've done it. Thorn Tree is a remarkably efficient way to score hard-to-get facts from and to the field. And for armchair planners at home, the sheer details available at a distance is heavenly.

I've found that the third world locations, rather than Europe and the US, are best served by the forums; but these after all are the very places instant ground-truthing is so badly needed. Thorn Tree is also a great place to connect up with others bent on long-term Around the World tours, and up-to-the-latest tips on long haul travel.

Link

Zentai woman

Fleshbot points us to a pervtastic online gallery of zentai bondage fetish photos. What is zentai, you ask? Generally, it means a hot chick dressed up in a tightly fitted, opaque, body sock-y thing that covers every inch of her skin. Latex, leather, cloth, whatever. I'm trying to imagine what it must be like to be really turned on by this stuff. After a few minutes of squinting at my laptop, I still can't, so fuck it, I'll instead offer you this snip of engrish prose from the site:

"The wonder space which cannot be moved satisfactorily ... How can the sound of the outside which can be heard through cloth really be heard?"

Ponder that, grasshopper, while you click this Link.

Tech Church of Doom

Following up on two earlier BoingBoing posts about a Silicon Valley church that boasts the world-famous Jesus Christ Skate Ramp and Cellphone Tower of The Lord, Paul Robichaux says, "That was interesting, but this blog post from Scoble points to a description of the most tech-savvy church I've ever heard of. Plasma screens. WiFi in the building. Every sermon is recorded in full HD. It's astonishing." Link to blog post, and link to the church's home page.

High as a spider

The BBC reports that prison inmates in Australia milked redback spiders and shot up the venom to get high.
But a prison spokesman, Brian Kelly, was sceptical about the veracity of the claim the venom was used as a narcotic, saying it had come from a single unreliable inmate. Mr Kelly said the spiders were more likely to have been kept as pets.
Tarantella lessons in the yard after evening count! Link (Thanks, Kelly!)

Ginseng science

MIT researchers looked at why some scientific data shows that ginseng promotes blood vessel growth while other studies report the opposite.
Chemical fingerprints of four different varieties of ginseng—American, Chinese, Korean and Sanqi--show that each has different proportions of two key ingredients. Additional studies showed that a preponderance of one ingredient has positive effects on the growth of blood vessels; more of the other component tips the scale the other way.
The study, they say, supports the need for "regulations standardizing herbal therapies through compositional analysis." While that statement is sure to piss off a lot of people, the researchers also believe that reverse-engineering ginseng could eventually lead to the development of new wound-healing compounds. Link

Bounty for asking "How many times have you been arrested, Mr. President?"

World's Shortest Blog is offering a bounty to the first person to publicly pose the following question to the erstwhile President: "How many times have you been arrested, Mr. President?" They're accepting PayPal donations to drive up the size of the bounty, which currently stands at $854.29. In the event of no award being given, the funds will be turned over to the DNC. Link (via Electrolite) (Thanks, Ivy!)

Geek law 101 audio

My cow-orker Cindy Cohn, EFF's Legal Director, gave a hell of a talk at the last USENIX Security Conference, a kind of geek-security-law 101 crash-course, usingthe fight over the leaked Diebold code as her example. EFF's just posted that talk in audio and as a set of slides. I just finished listening to it and man, did I get a lot out of it. Cindy is an amazing speaker, an amazing lawyer, and she's got a lot to say. Link

Heavy Little Objects -- a virtual museum

090804-thumbMack sez: "I've posted a rich trove of new heavy little objects, including early mass-produced potted-meat propaganda, a rare bronze life-cast of Walt Whitman's hand, an anthropomorphic turn-of-the-century stapler and F. Scott Fitzgerald's very own water-closet pull handle." Link

Did the White House release forged documents about Bush's service record?

Charles at Little Green Footballs presents a persuasive argument that the memos recently released by the White House about President Bush's National Guard service are forgeries.
I opened Microsoft Word, set the font to Microsoft’s Times New Roman, tabbed over to the default tab stop to enter the date “18 August 1973,” then typed the rest of the document purportedly from the personal records of the late Lieutenant Colonel Jerry B. Killian.

And my Microsoft Word version, typed in 2004, is an exact match for the documents trumpeted by CBS News as “authentic.” The spacing is not just similar—it is identical in every respect.

(Background: CNN reported that "the White House, without comment, released to the news media two of the memos, one ordering Bush to report for his physical exam and the other suspending him from flight status." Here are PDF copiesof the memos the White House released.)

I think the documents are indeed forgeries, but who made them? Could it be a White House dirty trick to make the Democrats look bad? Are there real documents that these forgeries are based on that are even more damning about the President's behavior? I'm sure there's more news to come. Link (Thanks, Bob!)

UPDATE: Eric sez: If you weren't reflexively looking for the interpretation of events that reflected most poorly on Bush, you might have noted that the White House did not release those records, they merely passed along without comment copies that had been sent to them by CBS.

UPDATE:David sez: "Saw your post on this on BoingBoing. Fark.com had a couple big discussions today about the potential forgeries (here and here).

memo-comparisonSomeone posted the two images (White House released and Word generated), so I fired up an image editor and had a look. While the font character spacing are very similar, most typography experts in the threads agreed that the original had type-write like characteristics (number 8 slightly high on the line, etc.) that would be hard to reproduce in Word. More importantly, the superscript "th" which caused most of the interest is not in the same position in the two images (see attached superimposed comparison).

It's possible that the original was generated on a typewriter with a proportional width Times New Roman font wheel or ball (available at the time), with the same common margin settings as Word uses by default. The superscript used in Word is artificially generated (smaller font size, elevated baseline), whereas the typewritter superscript "th" would need to be carved in the same space as other characters, which is why it appears lower. David Schwab

Fair use is a right AND a defense

The entertainment companies often tell us that "fair use isn't a right, it's a defense." It's techincally true, but legally disingenous. As my cow-orker Fred Von Lohmann noted today in a mailing list post, "I've heard Peter Jaszi say on several occasions (and more eloquently), First Amendment is like fair use, technically invoked as a defense in court, but that doesn't stop us from talking about our *right* to free speech."

AnarchistU, Toronto's wiki-based free school

My old highschool roommate, Erik "Possum Man" Stewart, has started a free school in Toronto callled AnarchistU, in which anyone can propose a class, organize its curriculum on a wiki, sign up enough students and start teaching. Each semester has seen substantial growth in enrollment, and the model of peer education is really working well for a surprising number of people.
What is Anarchist U?
The Anarchist U is a volunteer-run collective which organizes a variety of courses on arts and sciences. Most courses run for ten weeks, and meet once a week; there are no admission fees. The Anarchist U follows the tradition of free schools in that it is open, non-hierarchic and questions the roles of teachers and students.

Where is Anarchist U located?
Anarchist U is in Toronto ON, Canada. There is no single street address; rather different classes and meetings take place in different community centres and homes throughout the city.

Do you offer online courses?
No. All courses are run non-virtually, classroom style.

What's an anarchist school? Good question, we're also trying to figure that out!

Link

Presidential campaign commercial archive 1952-2004

peacegirl"The Living Room Candidate" from the American Museum of the Moving Image is a mind-blowing and well-designed archive of Presidential Campaign commercials. I never forgot watching Lyndon Johnson's "Peace Little Girl" spot when I was three years old. Link

Visual timeline of Bush's Air National Guard service

President Bush had a lot of fun as a pilot in the Air National Guard. He got to fly really cool jets, while maintaining the lifestyle of a rich playboy with plenty of upstairs connections that allowed him to ignore direct orders from his commander and come and go as he pleased. And now, the President has a team of folks dedicated to smearing Kerry for volunteering for hazardous duty in Vietnam. And it's working! Most people now believe Bush is a military hero while Kerry is a shirking, wobbly liar. The president is a lot smarter than I thought.

Simon sez: "I put together this visual explanation of Dubya's Air National Guard service (or lack thereof) based entirely on the released documents to date. My goal was to put the confusing mixture of events and records into some kind of order." Link (Mirror)

What yesterday's dumb sampling ruling means

Yesterday, a judge in the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that all music sampling, no matter how minimal the sample, no matter how unrecognizably transformed, is illegal without permission from the sample-ee.

Lessig explains how the court got there and what it means:

Sampling, we're told, is piracy. But be certain to see the 19 footnotes in this relatively brief opinion, or the 28 separate quotes the opinion includes from other peoples work. I assume the court got a license for those.

Now that's not quite fair. The court's decision turns upon its "literal" reading of the sound recording statute. The sound recording statute has no de minimus exceptions, the court held. So while you are free to copy three notes from a musical composition, you can't copy the same three notes from a recording. So copying (so long as de minimus) is fine; cut & paste is not. It is a "bright-line" rule the Court has crafted: Ask permission first. (And don't worry, they might have added. It's simple.)

So once again: life in the analog world is freer than life in the digital world. You can do it, just don't use technology to do it — unless, of course, your lawyer has spoken to their lawyer.

Link

Ecto 2 beta

All four Boing Boing editors use Ecto, a blogging tool, to post and manage our material here. Today, a public beta of Ecto 2 launches, a major update that I'm excited as hell to get my hands on.
The basic idea behind ecto's WYSIAWYG is to offer users the ability to compose entries without having to bother with HTML tags. Since most blog entries are not complete web sites, composition of entries only allows font and paragraph changes, indentation (read "blockquote"), and obviously images (video and audio should follow shortly). Regarding image authoring I had two ways of implementing support for it. I tried the extreme version involving containers and layouts but that produced quite a bit of headache and would slow down typesetting too much. Considering that Tiger's WebKit will allow editing, I chose the easier route. Images can still be positioned and resized in place, but text flow is not what you will see. That's one reason for the 'A' in WYSIAWYG... 'almost' (If your entry fails to post, read "Got" instead of "Get"...).
Link (via Ben Hammersley)

HOWTO stop procrastinating

On Merlin Mann's 43 Folders productivity blog, he runs through a great high-level overview of the geek-cult-smash, "Getting Things Done," a comprehensive and nerdy guide to systematizing yourself out of procrastination.
Stuff is bouncing around in our heads and causing untold stress and anxiety. Evaluation meetings, bar mitzvahs, empty rolls of toilet paper, broken lawn mowers, college applications, your big gut, tooth decay, dirty underwear and imminent jury duty all compete for prime attention in our poor, addled brains. Stuff has no “home” and, consequently, no place to go, so it just keeps rattling around.

Worst off, we’re too neurotic to stop thinking about it, and we certainly don’t have time to actually do everything in one day. Jeez Louise, what the hell am I, Superman?

So you sprint from fire to fire, praying you haven’t forgotten anything, sapped of anything like creativity or even the basic human flexibility to adapt your own schedule to the needs of your friends, your family or yourself. Your “stuff” has taken over your brain like a virus now, dragging down every process it touches and rendering you spent and virtually useless. Sound familiar?

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Who WATCHES movies?

The sterling satirists of Loading Ready Run have produced a sharp, funny and amazingly true short film in response to the "Who makes movies?" anti-piracy spots that we're subjected to before we see our $10-13 flicks.

This spot, called "Who watches movies?" and features a graphic designer talking about how grossly offensive it is to pay a stack of money, sit through interminable advertisements, then be lectured at in a film made by some distant coked-up Hollyweird fatcat. 4.4MB MP4 Link (Thanks, Paul!)

Working Lego phone

This working $135 Lego telephone is pretty bad-azz. Link (via Red Ferret Journal)

Update: Kim Sullivan sez, "I bought one when they were new ca. 1990-91, and it stopped working almost immediately. Some loose connection in the handset failed to transmit a voice signal. The kicker? Yeah, it's Lego, but it's epoxied. You cannot take this phone apart to fix it without destroying it. I have no reason to believe that's not still the case -- and it's too lightweight to make even a good doorstop."

Update 2: Michael sez, "It's made from Tyco Bricks, not LEGO"

iPod battery swap surprisingly easy

Plenty of people have swapped a new battery into their iPod, so the fact that I did it, too, is nothing new. But the fact that someone as clumsy as I am did it in about ten minutes without destroying the iPod is surprising. If you're as fumbled fingered as I am and have been afraid to open your iPod, I hope this gives you the courage to take action.

Here's what happened: Last year, I gave my six-year-old daughter my old 10 Gig old-style iPod, because I got a 20 Gig model. Last month, she started complaining that the battery wasn't holding a charge. This is a known problem with iPods. Last week, her iPod was dying after running for just a few minutes. It was time to crack it open.

Using Froogle, I searched on "iPod battery" and found this replacement unit for $30. The shipping was around $6 and it arrived via 2-day UPS.

(Click images for enlargement)

DSC03822When it arrived (on time), I opened it and found the battery, some instructions (the same ones found here), and a cute-as-a-button miniature screwdriver with a little clip on it so you can insert it in a shirt pocket. Following the instructions, I carefully inserted the screwdriver into the crack between the metal case and clear plastic lid. But the screwdriver's blade was way too thick to get into the seam. I ended up gouging the plastic.

DSC03827I set the screwdriver aside and grabbed a kitchen knife. It took about three or four minutes of tentative probing before I could get the knife blade worked in far enough to give me enough leverage to start to separate the top from the bottom. Once I got it started, though, I was able to use the adorable little screwdriver to pry the iPod the rest of the way open.

DSC03831The old battery was attached to the hard drive with a couple of strips of padded, double-sided tape. I tore the tape a little while removed the old battery, and one of the strips got stuck to itself, but it wasn't a big deal. The battery has a couple of wires coming out of it, ending in a tiny white plug that goes into a socket. It was easy to unplug. I took the new battery and stuck it onto the sticky tape. Then I plugged it in the little socket. The cover snapped right on.

DSC03834After charging it overnight, I gave it to my daughter and it has been running for hours. Mission accomplished!

Roger Wood documentary footage

The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation's Zed show has done a segment on my pal Roger Wood, the mad assemblage clockmaker.
Roger Wood creates with time in mind. Yet even though the clock can be a consistent element of his work, it's often secondary to its creation. Whether it's a curious timepiece or a unique assemblage, Wood thrives on working with an immeasurable array of findings from the tarnished and forgotten to the odd or intriquing. He is a devoted collector of usual and unusual objects with one thing in common, a history.

The source of his inspiration lies in the hundreds of curiously labelled drawers and boxes brimming with artifacts of all description that line the shelves of his Toronto studio. Wood orchestrates an arrangement from his myriad of treasures until the precise moment that it feels right. Then he quickly glues them all down so they can't escape.

Playful, wondrous timepieces emerge that take flight on cherubic wings, float and sway on fine wires, or appear frozen mid-explosion with flying springs and cogs that bounce at the touch.

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Tucows's ethical expired domain auction

Tucows is starting a service to auction off expired domain names, but with an escape hatch to ensure that the former holders of the expired domains don't get scr0d.
Yet, Tucows plans to protect the previous registrant's existing rights because even if a URL enters the auction, the old registrant still has a window of opportunity to retain the name under the system. Noss said Tucows plans to "hold the name in escrow for another 30 days" on top of a period of "anywhere from one to 45 days" that a former registrant has to reclaim their domain name after expiry, depending on which registrar they're dealing with.
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How your eyes read news

Researchers with the Eyetrack III project used software-controlled cameras to follow the eyes of readers who were perusing news websites, in order to determine the topology of attention. Link (via Dan Gillmor)

Canada's Broadcast Flag

The Broadcast Flag is a US regulation that nominally prevents Internet redistribution of digital TV signals, but in fact sets up a world where Hollywood studios and their captured regulators get a veto over the design of all new TV technology -- and distort the market for PC components like hard drives and video-cards in a way that will hobble innovation, drive up prices and shut out open source.

Weirdly enough, Canada seems to think that this sounds pretty good.

Given the controversy associated with the broadcast flag in the U.S., one would think that Canada would be wary about embarking on the same route. Accordingly, it came as a shock to many when an Industry Canada official recently indicated that Canada was likely to follow the U.S. lead by quickly implementing a similar system by July 2005. The official suggested that there was broadcaster support for the measure and that since the U.S. had adopted it, Canadians had little alternative but to follow suit.

While Canadian broadcasters may or may not support the broadcast flag (they have in fact been rather publicly silent on the matter), it is essential Canada craft its own policy by considering the privacy and copyright policies associated with the proposal.

Pre-judging the issue, as some in Minister Emerson's department appear to have done, is a dangerous course of action, that should be replaced immediately by a working group of all stakeholders, including the broader public interest, intent on studying the Canadian options. The suggestion Canada faces a Y2K-like deadline with respect to the broadcast flag appears as overblown as was the Y2K threat itself.

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Xeni on NPR: Future Mobile Sounds -- Beemer with an iPod

On today's edition of the NPR program "Day to Day," I talk with host Noah Adams about my week-long test-drive with a new iPod-ified beemer -- and the future of digital music technology behind the wheel. BMW is revving up some vehicle models (including the 330Ci coupe I reviewed) with a new sound system integrated with the Apple iPod. What's new and cool about this: it's touted as the first-ever fully integrated iPod/car interface you can drive right off the dealer lot. Costs under $500 as an upgrade to price of the new car. Plenty of aftermarket systems are available to hook your iPod (or other digital music players) to your car stereo, but many of these use your FM radio or a cassette player to interface, reducing sound quality in the process. Here, the sound quality was super-sweet.

I loved the car, and I loved grooving out to my own digital tunes by way of the iPod. The abilty to select songs, playlists, and control volume from the steering wheel was great. But some aspects of the system seemed lacking. For instance -- the iPod sits inside the glove compartment, but just sort of bangs around loose inside there. No special case to protect it, and passengers in the car with me were always cramming keys or sunglasses in there. Damage seemed inevitable. Also, when I'm in iPod mode -- why can't I see what's playing? The stereo display shows you names of radio stations, even program and song details -- but you get nothing but playlist number and song number when you've selected the iPod mode. Other aftermarket products do display the names of songs when you're in iPod mode, and I was frustrated by the fact that this system didn't.

So, bottom line: super-fly car, and a fun first edition of a system that needs a few finishing touches to live up to feature demands of discriminating geeks.

Link to online archive for today's NPR "Day to Day" segment, "Future Mobile Sounds: A Beemer with an iPod."

Update: BoingBoing reader Becky says, "You note that there are lots of third-party items that let you use your iPod in the car, but in fact if it's a new car, in most cases you're SOL: cassette players (required for cassette-adapter iPod devices) are falling out of favor, and FM transmitter versions, in addition to not working well in big cities with lots of radio stations, fail if your windshield has UV coating that blocks the signal getting from iTrip or similar device to radio antenna outside.

I learned all this the hard way: my lime green Ion quad-coupe matches my iPod Mini, but alas, no device so far lets me use them together. Alpine's got one now, if you have their stereo system; just hoping others are on the way soon!"

(Ed. note: Look for a bunch of news related to this topic in the holiday '04 issue of Wired Magazine. Ahem.)

Cory to be evening guest at next BSFA meeting

I'm the evening's guest at the next meeting of the British Science Fiction Association on Wednesday 22 September, at The Star Tavern, 6 Belgrave Mews West, London, SW1X 8HT (020 7235 3019).
Interview begins around 7pm.
Fans in the bar from around 5:30pm.
Good pub food available
Dinner at the Spaghetti House afterwards for anyone interested.
Link

NASA's Genesis crashes

The return capsule from NASA's Genesis craft crashed in the Utah desert this morning. From the Wired News story:
The 420-pound space capsule was to have been plucked out of the air by a helicopter and returned safely to earth. It was carrying solar wind samples weighing less than 20 micrograms, which is less than a few grains of salt.

It is unclear whether the samples have been destroyed. NASA officials say that the sapphire, silicon and diamond wafers that were used to collect the samples may have been shattered in the crash, although it may be possible to piece them back together.

"It's a pit in my stomach," said Roger Wiens, flight payload lead at Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico, the creator three of the instruments aboard Genesis. But Wiens was optimistic about the opportunity of recovering samples. "It looks like its in one piece, and we're going to get a lot of samples of solar wind out of there."

Link to WN story, Link to NASA Genesis home page (Thanks, Chris)

Ray Caesar and Amy Hill at Roq La Rue Gallery in Seattle, September 10 - October 7, 2004

Roq La Rue gallery in Seattle has a two-artist show opening on September 10, featuring the work of artists Ray Caesar and Amy Hill. Both artists are terrific.
HealingLightRay Caesar creates fantastical, grimly hopeful and gravely whimsical images of wizened children who radiate an enigmatic serenity. Sprouting bio-mechanical limbs and appendages, the figures are otherworldly, a melding of sci fi fantasy, lush landscapes, and Victorian sensibilities. Ray's work is astonishing in the fact it is all digitally created, most people assume they are looking at paintings due to the seamless blending and "painterly quality" of the work as well as its unique emotional impact. Creating models in a 3D modeling software he then wraps them in painted and manipulated texture maps. Each model is set up with an invisible skeleton that allows him to pose each figure in its 3D enviroment.  

moeAmy Hill paints with a notoriously difficult Dutch Renaissance technique, using formality in the execution and opting for non-conventionality in her subject matter. In her newest series, Amy has painted a series of classic movie monsters as businessmen in suits. Earthy, luminous portraits are painted in tones perfect for the discriminating boardroom, as repulsive monsters are lovingly painted and renamed with "normal" societially accepted names. Funny, yet thought provoking, the initial assumption of "businessmen as monsters" begins to expand as the viewer considers what the artist might actually be implying. Amy will be showing her entire series of oil on panel Monster paintings.


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Call Congress on Sept 14, stop INDUCE!

Nicholas sez:
Save Betamax, is a new Downhill Battle project to bring together all the opposition to the INDUCE Act into one big Congress call-in day on September 14. The RIAA and MPAA are making a big push to get this thing through, especially since they lost the Grokster case, and it could come to the Senate floor at any time. Sending emails and faxes is great, but we need to show that opposition to the INDUCE Act or whatever variant is being devised, is very broad. We think working to defend the Betamax decision is a good rallying point for people to come together on.
Link (Thanks, Nicholas!)

Ken Jennings's total Jeopardy! winnings

Kottke's posted a hot tip from someone who claims to have been in the studio audience when Ken Jennings's Jeopardy! winning streak broke -- click for a spoiler with his total earnings and the length of his streak. Link

Unix on the Gameboy

Gbaunix is a project to port Unix to the Gameboy Advance. Link (via Waxy)

Paper airplane that flaps its wings

Keith sez, "This is a link to a site that shows how to make a paper airplane that actually flaps its wings when it flies without use of a motor, rubberbands, etc. All you need is a piece of typing paper, an inch of tape and a penny. As far as I know, it's the only flapping paper airplane in the world." Link (Thanks, Keith!)

Rolling Stone: The Curse of Dick Cheney

"D" sez: This profile of Cheney is frightening. The only hope it offers is that every President to have Cheney involved in its adminitration has failed to be re-elected.

I knew the guy was bad, but if all the allegations in this article are true, he's singlehandedly hamstrung all the offices of the military and intelligence in the US:

Over at Defense, competent intelligence professionals were purged in order to ease the way to war. Douglas Feith, brought in under Rumsfeld to serve as undersecretary of defense for policy, applied an ideological test to his staff: He didn't want competence; he wanted fervor. Col. Pat Lang, a Middle East expert who served under five presidents, Republican and Democratic, in key posts in military intelligence, recalls being considered for a job at the Pentagon. During the job interview, Feith scanned Lang's impressive resume. "I see you speak Arabic," Feith said. When Lang nodded, Feith said, "Too bad," and dismissed him.
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Tiki sportsbottle

REI, the outdoor store, is selling these cool tiki-shaped sports-bottles. Link (Thanks, Erik!)

CNN cites Wikipedia

CNN repeatedly cites Wikipedia in this article on the Russian hostage-taking allegedly planned by Shamil Basayev.
During the rebel pullout from Grozny in January 2000 Basayev lost a foot after stepping on a landmine, according to the Wikipedia Web site, but he and other rebel fighters eluded Russian capture by hiding in forests and mountains.
Link (Thanks, Scott!)

Ebb and flow of the exchange rates

The Data Fountain is an ambient display that translates streaming currency rates to streams of water. From Koert van Mensvoort's description of the project:
fountain"In the morning paper, I can read the weather report as well as the stock quotes. But when I look out of my window I only get a weather update and no stock exchange info. Could someone please fix this bug in my environmental system? Thanks."
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Of course, the Data Fountain comes six years after pervasive computing pioneer Roy Want built a fountain at Xerox PARC that trickled or gushed based on the company's stock price. (Thanks, Alex!)

Stan Lee/Hefner cartoon coming to MTV

Stan Lee and Hugh Hefner are collaborating on a new cartoon called "SuperBunnies."
MTV has ordered an animated pilot for "Hef's Superbunnies," a collaboration between cartooon veteran Lee's newly launched Pow! Entertainment and Playboy's Alta Loma Entertainment division. Hefner's name and likeness will be featured in the pilot, and he also might provide the voice of his cartoon alter ego.

Hefner said he sparked to the notion of being involved with an edgy, sexy animated series as soon as Lee, the mastermind behind such Marvel comic book legends as Spider-Man and the Fantastic Four, approached him with the "Superbunnies" concept.

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3D chocolate printer made from Lego

James is making a 3D chocolate printer out of Lego and documenting it as he goes in his blog.
We've developed a print head that will print 5mm 'pixels' of the consumable. It basically acts as a pump. Its a medium sized lego gear (driven by a worm gear attached to the motor) with four axels that repeatedly squeaze and release a pipe attached to a funnel that holds the consumables. a half-rotation of this wheel yeilds a blob...

Green and Black's 72% cocoa organic chocolate seems to be the stuff. Stick it in the microwave, melt it, and pour it into the funnel. Rather than trying to be scientific about this we've taken the brute force plan and simply melted as many different types of chocolate as we could. We got lucky however, and hit on Green and Black's pretty quickly. The really nice thing about this particular consumable seems to be that it retains heat for a long time, and still prints a similar sized blob as it cools.

Link (via Waxy)

Flowchart for CD ripping morality

Here's a thought-provoking flowchart suggesting a moral process for deciding whether you should rip any given CD. Link (via Waxy)

P2P app adds voter registration tool

BearShare, a P2P file-sharing too, has added a voter registration mechanism to its latest client:
Now, BearShare has teamed up with YourVoteMatters.org to encourage voter registration. According to BearShare's press release, 800,000 individuals have already registered. The goal is to reach 1 million before the November 2nd elections.

"BearShare users can register by clicking on a link located on a web page only accessible to BearShare users. The link takes them out to the online voter registration site hosted by YourVoteMatters.org. In the short time this program has been live, we have seen great success which we hope will continue through the voter registration deadline."

Link (via Waxy)

Merlin's tips and tricks

Merlin Mann, the hilarious polymath geek dude, has started a new site of usability tips-and-tricks called 43 Folders that is chock-a-block with reallye excellent tips for getting the most out of every bit of technology in your life.
Most sites requiring registration ask you to choose a "secret question" to which only you supposedly know the answer. Of course, in the age of Google, the city where you were born and your mother's maiden name may no longer be the best kept secrets in the world.

So, next time you register for a site and it asks for your response to a challenge question, choose something that's completely insane, but really memorable to you.

Link (Thanks, Merlin!)

Cory to be Guest of Honor at Penguincon

I'm the Guest of Honor at PenguinCon 3.0, a science fiction and Linux conference held near Detroit April 22-24, 2005. This is my first Guest of Honor-ship -- it's pretty cool news! Also on the bill is Wil Wheaton -- it'll be great to see him again. Link

Danger sells out its customers

The CEO of Danger, Inc., makers of the Hiptop wireless PDA-thingy, has done an embarassingly rotten interview with Engadget, in which he admits that his company is selling out its customers and locking down development for the platform. Last year, I wrote a public apology to everyone that I recommended this device to, because I'd been fooled by a presentation given by Danger at a PC Forum conference where they made a bunch of now-broken promises about the openness of the Sidekick. A year later, we have more broken promises and a device with even worse policies. My Sony-Ericsson P900 has many failings, but at least I can install my own ringtones and software without having to go through the company's politburo to get authorization.
Can customers upload their own ringtones?

No. There’s an effort by the industry to make people pay for the content on these devices...

What about allowing developers to create user-installable applications for the Sidekick?

Not user-installable. We’re a gatekeeper in that sense. they use our developer kit, they reach an agreement with us, and then through us they can have access to our user base.

Link (via Wendy Seltzer)

Underground movies

I'm disappointed that I missed catching a flick in a secret cinema/restaurant below the streets of Paris. Police discovered the theater--complete with electricity, CCTV security, and phone lines--within an uncharted cavern in the city's 170 miles of tunnels and caves. According to The Guardian, a full-size screen and projector had been installed and police found "a wide variety of films, including 1950s film noir classics and more recent thrillers." A stocked bar and "pressure-cooker for making couscous" was also discovered.
Three days later, when the police returned accompanied by experts from the French electricity board to see where the power was coming from, the phone and electricity lines had been cut and a note was lying in the middle of the floor: "Do not," it said, "try to find us."
Link (Thanks, DMD!)

Ultimate Nerf gun

NASA's Chicken Gun fires foam rubber chunks at speeds up to 1,500 miles per hour. The device is used to test how well the space shuttle's solid rocket booster can handle the impact of external tank foam pieces that break away during flight. The gun was nicknamed for its usual ammunition:
"In normal use, experts fire chicken carcasses at a test target at varying speeds to simulate a direct bird-strike during flight."
Link (via Science Blog)

TraceEncounters and nTAGs

PinOnJacket_TraceEncounters is a social network technology that debuted at the Ars Electronica festival last week. One-thousand infrared-enabled stickpins were distributed to attendees. The pins "remembered" the unique identifier of every other pin that comes into range. When the wearer walked past a central display, his or her data was downloaded into a PC that generated a visualization of the entire network. Link (via Near Near Future)

TraceEncounters sounds like an extremely stripped-down nTAG, a digital namebadge that helps wearers at conferences identify what they have in common and build their social networks. My friends Rick Borovoy and George Eberstadt spun nTAG out of Rick's PhD research at the Media Lab. Link

After saturation coverage of Olympics, why no Paralympics TV coverage in US?

BBC Journalist and blogger Stuart Hughes says:
"The Olympics were a huge success for NBC.200 million viewers. A "halo effect" that boosted other channels and programmes. An estimated $60-70 million profit (Source: Hollywood Reporter) Before the Games started, NBC boasted of the depth and breadth of its coverage.1210 hours of events.103 commentators. 28 Olympians on the commentary team. A week from now, I'll be heading back to Athens for Greece's second remarkable major sporting event of the year. The Paralympics will boast:4000 athletes. 140 countries represented.525 gold medals at stake. 19 sports. There will be no American TV coverage of the Paralympics. Let me repeat that. There will be NO AMERICAN TV COVERAGE OF THE PARALYMPICS. Not one hour of live coverage. Not one commentator. Not one Olympian on the commentary team. Nothing. This at the same time that a record number of journalists are preparing to cover the Paralympics."
Link to complete post on Stuart's weblog. See also these related previous BoingBoing posts: Stuart Hughes covers Olympics on his blog; BBC journalist survives landmine; Xeni on NPR: Tech helps triple amputee Cameron Clapp to run again (thanks, Karim)

Update: Author, Memory Hole editor, and former BoingBoing guestblogger Russ Kick says, "I wrote about the disgraceful treatment of the last Paralympics: Link. Some of the specifics are obviously dated, but the overall gist - that America ignores the event and treats the athletes like shit -- is still very much valid. Just rereading it pisses me off all over again."

Image: Cameron Clapp competes in the 2004 Endeavor Games, a sports competition for amputees. Clapp won four gold medals. Credit: Courtesy Hanger Prosthetics & Orthotics, Inc.

BoingBoing reader Scott says, "Russ Kick's article on the TV coverage of the 2000 Paralympics mentions that there was no broadcast in Australia. While it's true there was no coverage on commercial channels, the 2000 Paralympics were broadcast in Australia by the ABC (Aust Broadcasting Corp - Link) - and they rated through the roof! The 2004 Paralympics will be broadcast by SBS (Link) - who outbid the ABC for the rights. See this story for more info: Link."

Update on "Did T-Mobile block TxTMOB messages during RNC?"

In a BoingBoing post last week, one reader wondered if political motivations may have caused T-Mobile's reported "blocking" of messages from activist messaging service TxTMOB. Not so, replies BoingBoing reader Gabe, who says:
"I'm a network data analyst for T-Mobile. I've actually tested the network to see why those messages were blocked, and from the response our email-to-sms gateway is giving, apparently our immensely retarded spam filter thinks that txtmob's SMTP server is spamming us. Basically, if the network sees more than about a hundred messages coming from the same SMTP server within an hour, it just blacklists it. Stupid but true."
Link to previous Boingboing post.

Jesus Christ, Skate Ramp (near Cellphone Tower Of The Lord)

BoingBoing reader and super geek-sleuth Kevin says,

"Following up on the "Cellphone towers for Jesus" BoingBoing post (Link), I actually went to that church with the Sprint tower built in, did some asking of questions, some more photos, found a skatepark for jesus.

(...)Also, according to ZDnet, it also delivers Wi-Fi. 'Peninsula Covenant Church parishioners in Redwood City, Calif., bring their Bibles, and their Palms, to Sunday Mass. A Wi-Fi access point--on the church's rooftop cross--beams them the text of a Sunday sermon and an accompanying multimedia presentation.'"
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Gilmore v. Ashcroft "Papers Please" case update

Bill Scannell says,
Lawyers for John Gilmore filed their opposition to a Department of Justice attempt to file a secret brief in a case that involves secret law. The case, Gilmore vs. Ashcroft, is now before the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals. DOJ filed a motion last Friday asking the Court's permission to file their arguments in secret, allowing only the judges to read their full brief.

DOJ is trying to distract the Court and the public from the real issue in the case, which is whether or not American citizens can travel in their own country without official government paperwork. Their method of distraction: secret law.

In a sharply-worded objection to the government's motion, Gilmore's lawyers stated that the government's "extreme cry for secrecy, preventing even plaintiff's counsel from being privy to their legal arguments because plaintiff's counsel does not meet defendants self defined 'covered persons who have a need to know' criteria, is disturbing and illustrates the dangers of secret law."

DOJ motion and Mr. Gilmore's opposition: Link. Previous BoingBoing posts on this story include: Reason Magazine on Gilmore v. Ashcroft; and Gilmore v. Ashcroft begins today

VP Cheney in cahoots with terrorists?

Vice President Cheney is making bizarre threats about a possible terrorist attack unless he and President Bush are relected.
Vice President Dick Cheney on Tuesday warned Americans about voting for Democratic Sen. John Kerry, saying that if the nation makes the wrong choice on Election Day it faces the threat of another terrorist attack.

"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on Nov. 2, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice then the danger is that we'll get hit again and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States," Cheney told about 350 supporters at a town-hall meeting in this Iowa city.

Link (Thanks, Heather!)

Tiki themed art show in San Francisco, Friday, September 17th

Shooting Gallery in San Francisco is having a tiki themed art show, called "Tiki Art NOW! A Volcanic Eruption of Art." This painting of Marcia Brady with a moko by Isabel Samaris is fantastic!
marciaDon't miss this group show featuring over 60 artists from around the world paying homage to Tiki!  This stunning display of neo-primitive images is captured in a 90-page full color catalog available opening night (or later from Shooting Gallery).
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Jimmy Carter's Letter to Zell Miller

Former President Jimmy Carter wrote a great letter to Senator Zell Miller, expressing disappointment at Miller's freakish, lie-filled, gut-bustingly hilarious speech at the RNC.
Everyone knows that you were chosen to speak at the Republican Convention because of your being a “Democrat,” and it’s quite possible that your rabid and mean-spirited speech damaged our party and paid the Republicans some transient dividends.

Perhaps more troublesome of all is seeing you adopt an established and very effective Republican campaign technique of destroying the character of opponents by wild and false allegations. The Bush campaign’s personal attacks on the character of John McCain in South Carolina in 2000 was a vivid example. The claim that war hero Max Cleland was a disloyal American and an ally of Osama bin Laden should have given you pause, but you have joined in this ploy by your bizarre claims that another war hero, John Kerry, would not defend the security of our nation except with spitballs. (This is the same man whom you described previously as “one of this nation's authentic heroes, one of this party's best-known and greatest leaders -- and a good friend.")

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Do you own a Victorinox CyberTool?

cybertoolDo you own and use a Victorinox CyberTool? What do you think of it? Email me

AWOL George's service record questioned in new ad

Texans for Truth has produced a TV spot that inverts the ads run by the Lying, Dishonorable Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, in which an air guardsman who served in the unit that George Bush claims to have served in reports that George Bush didn't report for duty, or reported so infrequently that neither he nor any of his unit-mates from the small group can recall ever having seen him. 1.7MB Quicktime Link

Rogue Nantucket WiFi cop embroiders the truth (some more)

Remember when Reverend AKMA got told off for "theft of services" when he used the Nantucket Atheaneum's open WiFi from a bench out front, by a copper who invented a fictituous Federal regulation forbidding same? Well now the Nantucket paper has run a story in which the cop has embroidered the incident to make it all seem so very very very sinister indeed.
After I first read the story, I was amused, and put it aside to blog here. In transcribing the story for this entry, though, I'm struck by the odd inconcinnity of this account with my own experience. The Deputy Chief's story sounds very little like what happened to me.

* The mysterious "tapper" was leaning against the rear of the Atheneum; I was sitting on a public benchbeside the Atheneum.

* The newspaper story says that this incident gave rise to a "rumor" that "the police considered outdoor users. . . to be engaged in a theft of services," but in fact that's exactly what the officer who rousted me told me.

* The story says that this took place "a month ago," but if the article was published last week (when the weekly paper would have had to go to press in order for it to get to my mom, who then clipped it and mailed it to me), the incident couldn't have taken place longer ago than two weeks, give or take a day.

Link (Thanks, AKMA)

Roger Wood's latest clock

My pal Roger Wood sends around a frequent newsletter with a pic of his latest creations -- Roger builds assemblage-sculpture clocks out of junk and feathers -- and today's is especially lovely. Link

Who is at the very bottom of the eBay feedback rating list?

This web page returns the ten most reputable eBay members and the ten least reputable ones. When I checked the page, it listed mario23g (with a feedback rating of -26) as the least reputable person on all of eBay, but I checked his page and it looks like he is no longer registered. The second worst, grannyvon10 (score of -19) earned her negative whuffie from a seller who says she didn't pay for 118 dolls she purchased. The third worst eBay member on Earth, according to this page, is jammin-garage (score -17), who has earned a bunch of complaints from people who say they've paid for stuff he failed to send them. Link

Trippy blotter art

snakes-white-bigA sheet of LSD blotter paper printed with this approprately psychedelic optical illusion is up for auction on eBay. Click the image for the full effect. Presumably, the paper has not been dipped. I've also seen "blotter art" printed with M.C. Escher illustrations. Link (Thanks, Michael-Anne!)

UPDAPTE: BB reader Carlos Poker points out that the optical masterpiece borrowed for this blotter was created by Akiyoshi Kitaoka.

Wikipedia versus Britannica

Ed Felten's doing some empirical comparisons of the online Britannica versus Wikipedia, and Wikipedia's doing pretty good!
Virtual memory: Wikipedia has a pretty good entry; Britannica has no entry for virtual memory, and doesn't appear to discuss the concept elsewhere, either. Verdict: advantage Wikipedia.

Public-key cryptography: Good, accurate entries in both. Verdict: toss-up.

Microsoft antitrust case: Britannica has only two sentences, saying that Judge Jackson ruled against Microsoft and ordered a breakup, and that the Court of Appeals overturned the breakup but agreed that Microsoft had broken the law. That's correct, but it leaves out the settlement. Wikipedia's entry is much longer but error-prone. Verdict: big advantage to Britannica.

Overall verdict: Wikipedia's advantage is in having more, longer, and more current entries. If it weren't for the Microsoft-case entry, Wikipedia would have been the winner hands down. Britannica's advantage is in having lower variance in the quality of its entries.

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Cory's Nimby story in Chinese scanned and downloadable

zhouyuanchi was good enough to provide a set of high-resolution scans of my story "Nimby and the D-Hoppers" as it appears in the September issue of Sci Fi World. While I'm waiting for the editors to provide me with the electronic text, I've uploaded the scans in a tarball, under a Creative Commons by-noncommercial-share-alike license. Enjoy! 1.7MB Tarball Link (Thanks, zhouyuanchi!)

Update: Thanks to Doug for converting this to a Comic Book Reader doc: 1.7MB CBR Link

Update: Help Cory pirate his own story

I ran into the editors of Science Fiction World, the Chinese magazine that translated and printed my story "Nimby and the D-Hoppers" without asking (or even letting me know!), at the WorldCon. They gave me a copy of the issue, which has super-cool anime-style illos, and have promised to send me the text electronically to post under a Creative Commons license when they get back to China.

They say that they have a deal with the Chinese copyright office where if they give a royalty to the office, they get permission to translate and publish the story -- this sounds to me like a weird, and somewhat wishful reading of the appendix to the Berne agreement on the compulsory translation right.

In any event, I'm not all that out-of-sorts about this (I wasn't to begin with, and less so now that I've made some peace with them). I'll let you know if they come through with the electronic text and post it once they do -- thanks so much for all the support on this, it was really cool to see everyone spring into action (and I had no idea that Boing Boing/I had so many Chinese-speaking/residing readers!). Link

Daily Show RNC clips

Lisa Rein has posted a slew of Daily Show clips covering the Republican National Convention: Part 1 Link, Part 2 Link, Part 3 Link, Part 4 Link, Part 5 Link

Pulp wallpaper

Thomas Horne's made some great desktop wallpaper collages out of the pulp covers from a couple of this morning's blog entries. 724k JPEG Link, 1MB JPEG Link (Thanks, Thomas!)

New airplane hailed as "the fourth great breakthrough in aeronautical science"

fanwingJulian sez: [Fanwing is a] new type of heavier than air craft that can fly slowly and carry heavy loads. It seems pretty cool and might actually work. Link

Fortified mailboxes, part 2

I received a bunch of great email about my fortified mailbox entry. If you have pics of a vandal-resistant mailbox, email me!

texas-mailboxNumber42  sez: This one is my favorite mailbox of all time...

Nicholas sez: I don’t have any photos, but I have a suggestion. My mother kept on getting her mailbox hit in by someone driving by with a baseball bat or similar object. To punish future bashers, I dug a good sized hole, and planted a thick metal pole in it. After that set, I made a hole in the bottom of the mailbox large enough so that the pole would fit in. I put the mailbox on top of it, and then using more cement, filled up the back of the mailbox with the cement, attaching the pole to the inside of the mailbox. Make sure the pole goes into the back half of the mailbox, as to still be able to get mail. This secures the mailbox the mailbox to the pole, and from the outside, looks like every other mailbox, but if someone hits it with anything, their hands will sting for a while, and the box should stay intact.

John Wilson sez: I remember seeing an article in a magazine (popular mechanics?) about 4 or 5 years ago about a guy who went through three mailboxes in quick succession.  He was a welder, so he bought one of those great big mailboxes, and modded it by replacing the sides and bottom with 1/2 inch thick steel, and the top with a section of 1/4 inch steel pipe cut in half.  Mounted it on a big-ass pole, deep hole, lots of concrete, etc.

Couple days later he found a half broken baseball bat at the foot of the mailbox.  Not a dent in the box itself..

I googled and found a lot of messages in welder mailing lists of guys doing similar projects.  Another guy suggested putting down tire spikes, or have some sharp, rusty metal scrap "accidently" fall out of the back of the truck, near the approach path to the mailbox.

Googling for "welded mailbox" only brought up this though

Pancho Cole sez: I don't have a good picture, but I suspended my mailbox from an overhead post using chains so that it was hard to do damage to it - the mailbox just moves when a bat or a snowplow hit it.

Then there is this approach: http://www.steelmailbox.com/ and http://www.fortknoxmailbox.com/home.htm the trick is to make your tough mailbx look "vanilla" - when they hit it with a bat you get the satisfaction of hearing them scream as the shock goes all the way up their arms. Of course you need a tough post to put it on, some local kids borrowed their parents Hummer and went around driving over mailboxes, they would have got away with it except they got stuck in a ditch behind one mailbox. I suggest a steel post filled with concrete, buried at least 3 feet and hopefully with a concrete footer poured around it.

Dave Hurley sez: Here is a link to a mailbox that the venerable Norm Abram of the "New yankee Workshop" built on his PBS show some time back.  I'm not sure if fits in the category of "brick shithouse," but it certainly looked stout enough on the show and it has the added benefit of being good-looking to boot.  I don't know about you, but I think building one from NYW would be fun and it would certainly have a certain caché.

Nick Papadakis sez: Don't make the mailbox *look* fortified.  Just fill it with cement, and put it on a spindly ole pole so it looks naked and vulnerable. With any luck, they'll break an arm ...

Eric Thorsen sez: As a test: if the mailbox survived a hit the pebbles would get knocked off. Or maybe someone is buried in it...

Michael Green sez: How typical that people would overlook the fun they could have with this and instead go for the brut-force approach. I have a buddy who lived in a similar area and, after losing two mailboxes in one week, went for the “Q-Ship” approach.  He found the most noticeable, but flimsy looking, mailbox available, painted it day-glo orange, filled it with cement, and mounted it at radiator level.  Fortunately no one was killed, but he did manage to demolish the engine compartment of a Ford F150 pickup that tried to take it out later that evening.  He never had another problem after that.

Alan Macdougall sez: could the pebbles be the markers of door to door itinerants?  In the area of rural New Zealand where I grew up, a small stone on the mailbox was sometimes used by the Jehovah's witnesses to mark out which houses they'd visited. So a kid's small prank was to remove these and cause the house to be visited more than once, much to the annoyance of the inhabitants.

jeremy hunsinger sez: just steel on a 4x4 post, like these.

you want a wood post because it is safer in case you run into it yourself, you want it to break if you hit it with a car.  to make the post, get a 5 gallon pail, fill it with a plastic bag, pour it 2/3 full of concrete then sit the post in the concrete and let it set up, then sink the concrete about 2 inches underground, so only the post is sticking out, and put the rolled steel mailbox on top of it.  then... tell your neighbors, once a few neighbors have these, it ruins the whole mailbox baseball sport.

David Friedman sez: While those homebrew solutions are nice, check out the Fort Knox Mailbox.

Their website comes complete with confusing rollovers, a promise to be "The Last Mailbox You Will Ever Need to Buy!" and even a gallery of ugly mailboxes.

According to the FAQ, the 1/4" thick steel mailboxes ("Most skyscrapers and bridges are made of the same material") can withstand:

Baseball bat = Definitely!
Pumpkin = Pumpkin Pie!
Sledge Hammer = Sure thing!
Rock / Boulder = Boing!
M-80 (explosive) = A 1/4 stick of dynamite has been tested with no phase to the mailbox. It is equivalent of the force of four average M-80 bombs together at once. Your mail will be ashes, but they won't steal it!
Dump Truck = Pulled the mailbox out of the ground in 180 pounds of concrete & dragged it down the street for about 100 ft. A little exterior paint patching and it was back to work the next day receiving mail.
28 Ton Boom Truck = Let's just say there was more damage to the boom truck!

James Goggin sez: Why don't you just dig a hole, put a large metal casing in the ground with lockable hinged lid, yellow marking around a slot so your postman knows what to do, and you'll have a mailbox with no further concern for structual damage or, indeed, disapperance?

Michael sez:  

i saw your entry on boingboing.  

i am looking for information on a mailbox that i think i saw on the hdtv network.  

when vandals hit it with a baseball bat a spiked probe locks into the bat, also two vials of liquid release and spray the vandal. the first vial has a phosphor paint, the second vial has a very strong skunk odor.   if someone happens to email you about this mailbox, could you please forward the info to me.

48clifford hedin  sez: This is a mailbox my dad put in about twelve years ago after a few teenaged bashings and careless drivers.  He made it out of four railroad ties, the 8 x 12 pieces of wood they lay down to support railroad tracks. Those are tied together with several metal straps hidden by some decorative rope. The whole thing got buried in the ground about four feet. The original box is embedded inside. A few years after he put it in, the road was repaved. That added a few inches to the road height, so we attached a new mailbox to the outside to appease the complaining mailman. The only time I can remember anything happening to it, a car hit it and ran off. The impact tilted it about four inches, not such a big deal to fix.  I'm sure the car had a bigger problem than we did.

Joe Schneider sez: There's an interesting mailbox on my commute work.

It appears that the homeowner had some problems in the past, as they used what appears to be a 4-5 inch "I" Beam, which I can only assume is sunk more than a few feet down.  Painted on the side is "HIT ME."

As I thought about it, it's a hell of an idea, and would do major damage to anyone who hits it.  I just wonder if it's legal, as anyone hitting it is going to have some serious problems.

Anyway, i'll get ya the pics as soon as I get a chance.

dfghdfgh sdfg  sez: The brick shithouse can survivae a car based attack, but not pedestrians. It is usually quite fragile.  A 6' 180 lb person can easily separate the brick 'house' from it's concrete foundation.  Once separated, the center of gravity is high enough it can easily be rocked back and forth until it topples.

take it from one who knows...

John Shirley's Burning Man report

Author, screenwriter, and former BoingBoing guestblogger John Shirley has returned from Black Rock City. He posts this "dissenter's" report from Burning Man.
This year there were 35,000 people at this arts festival in the desrt, a giant refugee camp but where the strangely upscale refugees had carried their liquor out with them--sometimes in place of their clothes. Always an observer more than a belonger,I inevitably had mixed feelings, especially when it's gotten big enough to include a significant percentage of knuckleheads, dopeheads, philistines, and "tour-or-rists" as the Burning Man's temporary radio station called them. Most Burning Man self expression, though pretty at night with its fluorescent trimmings, is sheer kitsch. It's about on the level of high school students planning decorations for their prom. Much of Black Rock City, nowadays, has a spring-break, frat-party feel to it. Much else is just rave culture spillover, replete, I'm sorry to say, with MDMA aka X, that Stealth Brain-Damage Drug. There is a constant white nose from 'drum circles', and thudding obnoxious party music from "party vehicles" like parade floats who've lost their parades, drifting about the gigantic horseshoe-shape of the festival playing dance music, and even Van Halen, waving margarita glasses and going 'woo! Woo!' and shaking bodyparts. That's some pretty inspiring art there, boy. On the other hand there are the Mutaytors, doing athletic punk rock fire art; there is the burning of the Temple, a beautiful many-stories-high Asianesque temple, of components that vary with the year--this year strange shapes from the frames that held bones of dinosaur-bones-kits, so you have negative-dinosaur and mammoth bones-shapes wrought into an intricate temple, an Eiffelish design but more art-decoish...Some beautifully designed party vehicles (one that was of four Egyptian gods carrying an artfully detailed ancient-Egyptian palanquin filled with people dressed as courtiers, seemed to have been made by a professional prop outfit--I suspect hip millionaires rub elbows with street people here), there's the grand convocation of 800 art cars converging like animals coming to a nighted waterhole for the Burning of the Man, the giant statue consumed first in fireworks and then fire, flames that go forest-fire sized.
Link to complete entry, link to John Shirley's website.

Falsely arrested Indymedia correspondent recounts his 40 hours in jail during RNC-NYC

Eddie Codel recounts the endless processing, waiting in lines, handcuffing, and form-filling that goes into being arrested for civil disobedience during the RNC.
At this point we haven't been given a chance to use a bathroom facility, it's been about 3 hours. I see several ladies huddled up in a corner blocking others while they pee on the floor. Soon after, lines form on either ends of the cage for people wanting to use the port-o-john's that are now open for business. They are located behind a locked gate at either end where a police officer mans these gates while allowing one person at a time to enter. My turn is next, my plastic cuffs are cut off and I finally pee. I stretch my arms a bit, gulp down a cup off water from a nearby water cooler and prepare to be recuffed. I put my hands behind my back and am recuffed very loosely. I return to the general population in the main cage and pull my hands out of my cuffs as I see many others have done.
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"Genocide in Sudan" charity CD

Waxploitation Records is donating all of the profits from its "Genocide in Sudan" CD (release date is November) to the United Nations Refuge Agency and UNICEF Oxfam's Sudan Relief Fund. Musicians on the CD include System of a Down, Gorillaz, Jill Scott, Jurassic 5, Thievery Corporation, Kinky, X-ecutioners, Bad Religion, Tortoise, Yoko Ono, Danger Mouse & Murs, Tweaker, The Pretenders, Mark Farina, Antibalas Afrobeat Orchestra, DJ Spooky featuring Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry, Toots and The Maytals featuring Bunny Wailer, Teargas & Plateglass, The Nightwatchmen and Rise Against amongst others. Link

Thanks, Rudy Rucker!

We want to give a big thanks to Rudy Rucker for his excellent stint as the Boing Boing guestblogger. Rudy will also be the last regular guestblogger. From here on out, we'll roll out the guestbar carpet on special occasions. You can always read the guestbar archives here.

Survival of the fittest mailbox

We recently moved to a semi-rural area in Los Angeles. Our mailbox is mounted on a metal pole, probably about an inch-and-a-half in diameter. The previous occupants had piled bricks around the pole, chimney-style, to keep drivers from knocking the mailbox over -- or at least punish them by giving their car a bigger dent if they hit it.

A few days after moving in, I noticed that the brick enclosure had tumbled. Either a car hit it, or someone kicked it over. The next day the pile of bricks was gone. The bricks were now several yards away from the mailbox, being used to prop up a plywood ramp so kids could do dirt-bike tricks.

DSC03815A couple of days later, the bricks were gone. Someone had stolen them in the dead of night. Maybe they're being used to protect somebody else's mailbox, or are part of a backyard barbeque. In any case, I hope they used cement.

Now unprotected, our mailbox's life turned nasty, brutish, and short. I looked out the window one morning and saw the pole with nothing on top. Going outside to investigate, I found the mailbox lying in the dirt, with a giant dent in it. Someone must have played mailbox baseball the night before. Fortunately, I was able to remount the mailbox, but how long will it last before someone else wreaks havoc on it?

Ever since these events, I've been paying careful attention to mailboxes. It's interesting to see how they're fortified. I want to make a mailbox that can withstand the brute force and misplaced ingenuity of the delinquents that prowl around after nightfall. Here are a few mailboxes in my neighborhood (click thumbnails for enlargement):

DSC03814 This one is pretty good, because the bricks are cemented together, preventing scavenging. But it's still vulnerable to mailbox baseball. Survivability score (out of 10): 5

DSC03816The owner of this "brick shithouse" mailbox has obviously been victimized by vandals more than once. He's got his entire mailbox surrounded by bricks. The only way a vandal could cause damage to this is by ripping the door of the hinges. Survivability score: 9

DSC03817The strategy here is to make the mailbox so low to the ground that troublemakers won't notice it. Also, the low-profile makes it hard for a beer-drunk, bat-wielding high-schooler in the passenger seat of a car to knock it off. I don't know why there are pebbles on the mailbox, but I noticed that on another mailbox on the same street. Is there a secret meaning? Survivability score: 6

DSC03818Short of a bulldozer, no vehicle is going to topple this mail box. But the box itself is fully-exposed, almost begging for someone to come along and knock it off. Survivability score: 6

DSC03819Like the "brick shithouse" mailbox, this fully enclosed unit will withstand most assaults by amateur vandals. The owner's one mistake, in my opinion, is in making it attractive, and therefore a bigger target for those who find pleasure in damaging other people's property. Survivability score: 8

DSC03820The thinking behind this design seems to say: "If you can't cage the vandals, then you need to cage the property." Behind the thick cast-iron grillwork you'll find an ordinary metal mailbox. The sturdy wooden beams look like they'd hold up against a determined attack. Survivability score: 7

I'd be interested in seeing photographs of other fortified mailboxes. Email them to me.

Sony movie honcho must pay $825,000 for enslaving his servant

The Los Angeles County Superior Court ordered James J. Jackson, vice president of legal affairs at Sony Pictures Entertainment, and his wife, Elizabeth, to pay $825,000 to 60-year-old Nena Ruiz, who says she was kept as an indentured servant in the couple's home.
[Ruiz claims she was] emotionally and physically abused and forced to work 18 hours a day at virtually no pay for a year ... she said that Elizabeth Jackson had frequently slapped her and pulled her hair.

During her year at the Jacksons' home, Ruiz said she slept in a sleeping bag on a "dog's bed" on the living room floor and ate days-old food, while she prepared fresh food for her employers' pets.

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TiVo and Netflix team up to deliver movies to net-connected TiVos

Newsweek breaks the story that TiVo and Netflix have joined forces to offer downloaded movies direct to net-connected TiVos ("Damn," says Fred von Lohmann as he points us to this news -- "And I'm stuck with my modem-bound gen.1 TiVo!")
Link (via PVR blog)

James Fallows loves Skype's VoIP service

James Fallows has a good introductory article about Skype, a VoIP service that has 10 million users in 212 countries. As Cory mentioned earlier, an OS X beta is available.
You can also reach people who don't use Skype, through a new service called SkypeOut. This allows you to dial nearly any cellular or land-line telephone number in any country and talk. Though it isn't free, it's really cheap. Skype's prices are in euros - its founders are Scandinavian, the main programmers are Estonian and its headquarters are in Luxembourg - and they average two or three American cents a minute, at any time of day. With a credit card, you buy calling time in units of 10 euros ($12.18), which are deducted automatically as you talk.

I started with 10 euros. After my wife talked to her sister in Italy for a half-hour and I made one quick call to the Philippines and five more within the United States, we still had 9.10 euros left.

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Internet porn or phone smut could now mean life sentence in China

Xinhua news agency reports:
China has intensified its battle against Internet and mobile phone pornography by threatening distributors with life in prison... A pornographic Web site that had been clicked on more than 250,000 times would be considered a "very severe" case that could warrant a life sentence for its producers.
Link to news story (Thanks, John)

Hard boiled crime stories, old and new, in classic packaging

Hard Case Crime is a new paperback imprint that's reprinting old pulp crime novels and commissioning new novels in the style of the old pulps. They're publishing them in replica packaging designed to look like the old dime-novels, and they've even brought Robert McGinnis, best known for painting the original James Bond movie posters, out of retirement to do cover art.
From World War II through the 1960s, paperback crime novels were one of the fastest-selling categories in book publishing. Millions of readers snapped up hundreds of millions of books by well-known authors like Erle Stanley Gardner and Mickey Spillane, as well as by promising young writers like Lawrence Block, Elmore Leonard, and Ed McBain. Today, Block, Leonard, and McBain still make the bestseller lists with each new hardcover -- but the pulp novels that first captured the public's imagination weren't hardcovers. They were paperbacks you could fit in your back pocket, with jaw-dropping cover paintings and bare-knuckled prose that grabbed you by the collar with the first sentence and held you until the last page. No one's published books like that in years.
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Classic pulp mag replicas

SpAdv_36.11s Girasol Collectables is a small Canadian press that's producing high-quality facimilies of classic pulp magazines (I bought a copy of this Spicy Adventure Stories mag yesterday for the cover, without realizing that one of the stories was written by Robert Howard under his Sam Walser pseudonym) at the rate of one a month. At US$25-35 per issue, it's a little pricey to consider as a subscription item, but as a one-off, these things are fantastic. I love the old pulps, but when I buy them, I'm reluctant to give them a home beside the toilet, where they'd be great reading material, what with all their humorous quack-remedy ads, overblown short stories, and general bite-siized irony. But the old pulps feel like a piece of history, something you down own so much as take custody over -- they're so fragile and poorly wrought that they bring out the maternal/archival instinct in all but the most hardened junk-hater.

But these replicas -- in addition to being better-manufactured than any of the original pulps! -- are cheap(ish) and replaceable, and a perfect tank-top reader. I kept hauling out my copy yesterday and showing it around, and the universal reaction among the WorldCon-goers was a bittersweet sigh of regret for the passing of the golden age of dreadful fic and exploitative covers and quack advertisements. Link

Sf story of great note: Klages's "Green Glass Sea"

I heard Ellen Klages -- nominated for the Hugo, Nebula, Campbell and other awards seemingly within seconds of the publication of her first story -- read the story "The Green Glass Sea" a couple of years ago at Potlatch, a roaming west-coast sf convention that was being held in San Francisco.

"Green Glass Sea" is about Trinity, where the first bomb was dropped, and trinitite, the faintly radioactive fused green glass from the Trinity site that can be had in small or large pieces on eBay, even to this day.

The story is a memoir of the life of the small daughter of an atomic scientist, who recounts the events leading up to and following Trinity in heartbreaking Klages style:, simple, subtle, emotionally powerful writing that will knock you on your ass again and again as you read it.

Now "Green Glass Sea" is on Strange Horizons, the excellent online sf magazine, and free for all to read. If you haven't read Klages before, you're in for a treat.

In the summer of 1945, Dr. Gordon was gone for the first two weeks in July. Dewey Kerrigan noticed that a lot of the usual faces were missing from the dining hall at the Los Alamos lodge, and everyone seemed tense, even more tense than usual.

Dewey and her father had come to the Hill two years before, when she was eight. When he was sent to Washington, she came to live with the Gordons. They were both scientists, like Papa, and their daughter Suze was about the same age as Dewey. Dewey's mom hadn't been around since she was a baby.

One Sunday night Mrs. Gordon had shooed the girls to bed early, then woke them before dawn for a hike with some of the other wives, many of whom also had jobs and titles other than Mrs. They carried blankets and sandwiches and thermoses of coffee out to a place on the edge of the mesa where they had a clear view of the southern horizon and sat in the still early darkness, smoking and waiting.

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Psychic TV turned on again

skull_stickerTransmedia artist Genesis P-Orridge has reactivated his seminal industrial/trance band Psychic TV to tour Europe and the United States beginning this month. Last winter, I was fortunate enough to catch a rehearsal and they sounded fabulous--tight, energized, and... happy. (Douglas Rushkoff was playing keyboards with the group for several dates late last year but will not be joining this particular "de-tour.")

Genesis is quite a sight these days as well. As part of the Breaking Sex art exploration he's immersed in with his other half, Lady Jaye, the two received identical breast implants on Valentine's Day 2003. Gen's new mantra? "S/he is Her/e." Link

Sacred Cross of Jesus Cellphone Tower

Following up on this earlier BoingBoing post about an online image gallery of faux vegetation that disguises cellphone towers, here's the website of one of the companies that makes cell tower concealers. And if you thought this was all about saguaros and palm trees, think again: the crosses shown here were erected in Sprint's name. Can you hear me now, o Lord? Good.

Link to Larson Utility Camouflage (Thanks, Mike)

Phillippe Starck designs Optical Mouse for Microsoft

Superstar designer Phillippe Starck created this inventive little mouse for Microsoft. Blue or orange, about $25-$30 US. Link to product details. Supercool Parisian hipster boutique collette also sells 'em online for 45 euros, but you'll have to survive their website's abominable Flash-based UI first.

Update: PC Magazine said the mouse is pretty but the usability sucks ass. Link (thanks, Jake)

Solar-powered and USB-powered sex toys from Blowfish

BoingBoing pal Hutch says, "Did you guys know that Blowfish, one of your sponsors, has USB powered vibrators? Of course you did." Link.

Web Zen: (More) Music Video Zen

music box
bring the sunshine
wrong bananas
footy
lalala
to the moon
num1000
danny bot
web zen home, web zen store, (Thanks, Frank).

Free municipal WiFi in Jerusalem

Following up on last week's post about the city of Philadelphia considering free wireless 'net access for all, BoingBoing reader cyphunk says, "Pfff. Jerusalem (Israel) is already rolling out free wifi for the ENTIRE city -- starting with major commercial areas." Link to news story.

To do in Tijuana: IAF 04 digital film fest, Sep 17-18

If you're in driving or flying distance of Tijuana, Mexico mid-September, check out the 8th annual IAF Fest: video, film, music, and multimedia on September 17 and 18. The project's aim: "To create and maintain alternate spaces for the expression of audiovisual multidisciplinary art in the Mexico/U.S. border region." So, why Tijuana? "Because of the... cultural and economic exchange that takes place daily in the region," say organizers of the frontera festival created to "serve as a meeting place for the international digital art community." Some great DJs, artists, and filmmakers participating this year -- definitely a don't miss.
Link (Thanks Sal!)

Hurricane Frances blog roundup

BoingBoing pal in France Jean-Luc has posted a roundup of blogosphere coverage related to Hurricane/Tropical Storm Frances. Link (Thanks, Jean-Luc!)

Weird little subliminal Sony/Centrino ad on SpikeTV?

BoingBoing reader Jeremy says:
I was watching Spike TV at my girlfriends place when I noticed something flash by right before the station went back to its presentation of Star Trek: The Next Generation. Since my girlfriend is lucky enough to have TiVo, I rewound it and discovered that there was an ad there for Sony, with a little Centrino symbol in the lower left hand corner. It lasted less than a second and I noticed it happen several times throughout the evening. Searches of the net brought up nothing on it so far, but I thought bOING bOING readers might dig up some answers.
So, what is it? Uber-sneaky advertising hijinks, or the hallucinations of yet another cracksmoking, TiVoing BoingBoing reader who probably also sees visions of the Virgen de Guadalupe in his cornflakes? Submit your answers here: Link.

Reader Tim says, " It is probably just local cable commercials overlapping the SpikeTV network commercials. Of course, I for one welcome our Sony overlords." And reader Steve Portigal says, "I see this happening all the time on TNT, but my assumption has always been it's a slight lack of synchronization in the syndication. I assume that commercials are sold locally as well as nationally, and so some markets get different ads. What I see always appears to be the tail end of another ad, not a whole piece of advertising in itself, and so I assume it's just cruft from what another audience was able to see."

BoingBoing reader Lucas Emery says, "Reader Tim is correct about the SpikeTV ads. I used to work for a TV station and, traditionally, television advertsing is sold in 30 second increments, but advertisers are allowed to take advantage of that 0 second, sometimes stretching a commercial out to what actually amounts to almost 31 seconds. Spots like this are easy to cover up when a human is operating the program switcher to shuffle between local and national advertising, but when the switching's controlled by computers (as most stations these days are) it is often the case they switch back after exactly 30 seconds, and not 30.29 (for instance), so that is why you see the commercial cruft. I, too, notice this a lot on Spike and a few other channels."

Story of the man on whom Spielberg movie "Terminal" is based

BoingBoing reader Ben Bearman says, "I've just learned that the story behind Speilberg's The Terminal is true. Apparently, there is an Iranian refugee who has beed living in Charles De Gaulle since 1988. He won his freedom years ago but hasn't left the airport. Also, according to this detailed article, he seems to be slightly crazy." Snip from the Guardian story:
I first saw him, many years ago now, staring out with an uncanny gaze of blank intensity from the pages of a newspaper. Seated alone on a bench, immune to the endless motion of the airport around him, there was a curious inscrutability to his slight, balding yet dignified countenance. He looked like some unlikely cross between a Zen master and Chaplin's Tramp. He had these amazing long brows, as dark as his hooded eyes, and a small, perfectly groomed moustache perched on top of his upper lip. It was like a caricature of a face, five charcoal marks on a canvas. But strangely noble, too.

His name was Merhan Karimi Nasseri though he called himself "Sir Alfred". He lived in a lost dimension of absurd bureaucratic entanglement. That is to say, on a bench in Terminal One of the Charles de Gaulle International Airport, and he had lived there since 1988. For a series of insanely complicated reasons, the Iranian-born refugee was now a man without a country - or any other documented, internationally accepted identity status. Alfred couldn't leave France because he did not have papers; he couldn't enter France because he did not have papers. The authorities told him to wait in the airport lounge while they sorted the paradox out. That he did - for years and years.

Then one day, I heard that Alfred had finally been given his papers. He was free to go anywhere in the world he wished. Except now it seemed he didn't want to leave the airport after all. It was the only home - the only past - he had left.

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Harassed entrepreneur behind "bogusify your caller-ID" shuts down

Remember that caller-ID-spoofing service we blogged about here in August? Turns out the founder is pulling the plug on his venture after death threats, phone taps, and malicious hacks that involved strangers discovering how much money he'd just deposited into his checking account.
Three days after the start-up company Star38 began offering a service that fools caller ID systems, the founder, Jason Jepson, has decided to sell the business. Mr. Jepson said he had received harassing e-mail and phone messages and even a death threat taped to his front door - all he said from people opposed to his publicizing a commercial version of technology that until now has been mainly used by software programmers and the computer hackers' underground.

For a fee, customers using the Star38.com Web site would be able to alter the number that would appear on the caller ID screen of the recipient's phone. The technique could mask the identity of a bill collector, for example, or enable a private investigator to fool someone into answering the phone on the false belief that a friend or relative was ringing

Registration-required Link to NYT story

New version of MyTunes out

Bill Zeller says, "A previous BoingBoing post discussed 'A Java program intended to kick the proverbial ass of MyTunes.'

As the developer of myTunes, I can't just let that go unanswered, can I? :-) A new version of myTunes has been released which allows live searching of every song on the network and an interface which is easy to use and modern looking. No JVM required."
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Hugo award pix

I posted another 40+ pics from the WorldCon last night -- mostly cool shots from the balcony overlooking the Hugos. It was the best-attended Hugo ceremony I've ever been to. Here's a shot of Lori Ann White with Frank Wu's Hugo -- the awards this year were especially handsome. Anyone can add pix to the syndicated, commentable Flickr gallery of WorldCon pix by uploading and adding the keyword "worldcon". Link
week of 09/05/2004