CXT monster truck: fantasy bumper stickers

Responding to yesterday's post about the grotesquely supersized Hummeroid vehicle known as the International CXT, Bruce Bortin says:
"'Exactly what statement would that be?' — I submit the following response," in the form of a handily printable bumper sticker shown at left. Link to sticker.

Perhaps an alternate approach might be the last lines of Radiohead's Exit Music (For a Film). Link