Apparently, Constantin Mocanu, a 67-year-old Romanian gent, accidentally cut off his own penis. He thought it belonged to a noisy chicken that woke him up. From Reuters:
"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."Link
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