From time to time, a sublimely surreal piece of unwanted email from grammatically-impaired strangers lands in my in-box. For instance:
Glad to know your company on internet, I would like to introduce our novel products the TPS series Taxi's Safeguard System and the CQ-1 series Super Safety Suitcase to you.1. TPS series Taxi's Safeguard System: Anti-Theft, Anti-Robbery and Anti-Violence with 50 KV Electric Shocking. The TPS series Taxi's Safeguard System is a novel Security Alarm System with electric shock function that can safeguard owner while gangster is robbing. At any time it can warn to the owner any conditions to caution him to raise vigilance. At emergency the owner can remote the system to electrically shock the gangsters. This system has Anti-Theft, Anti-Robbery, Electric Shock, Remote control central door and Intelligent indication functions.
2. CQ-1 series Super Safety Suitcase
With whole surface suitcase 30KV Electric-shock. This product can be used for caring and storing cash, confidential documents and valuables. It has the function of remote radio control. Switch on and off, set up and random switch of the functions can be realized through remote radio control. At various complex and urgent situations, the customer can choose the most effective and safe defensive function. It has the functions of "Anti-lossing", "Anti-stealing" and "Anti-robbing." Alarm sound level>85dB. Material of case body: high-grade genuine leatheroid.We can supply your wants! Any problems,please feel free to contact me.
Best Regards
Mr.Zhaoboo
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