Cheese Steak Ninjas

BoingBoing reader sputnik says:
Tony Luke's is an infamous steak & hoagie joint in South Philly, patronized by Judge and Mobster alike. I was looking at their site today, and came across the TONY LUKE'S flash VIDEO GAME.

It's SERIOUSLY cheesy, and completely South Philly, starring the owner, Tony Luke Jr. You shoot blonde haired ninjas running amok at a South Philly wedding hall, trying to thwart the plans of the EVIL DR. MONELLA, who has stolen the Tony Luke's recipe disk! Man. It doesn't get better than this.