Child's Play is EGM's recurring feature in which kids who play video games are sat down in front of game classics like Tetris and Adventure and Donkey Kong, then encouraged to deliver scathing hilarious commentary on the general suck of yesteryear's treasured games as compared to today's offerings.
Bobby: I've played this on my cell phone.
EGM: [Pointing to the humans on the ground] What do they look like?
Parker: They look like those little characters in the game Life, the little people you have to stick in your car.
EGM: Before this came out in compilations, we used to put quarters in arcade machines.
Parker: You wasted quarters on this?
EGM: Yeah.
Parker: That's so sad.
(via Foe Romeo)
