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Remember when Jabba the Hut caught Princess Leia and made a slave of her and dressed her in a gold bikini with a chain around her neck? Well, the Star Wars site is selling a version of that costume for your pet. This costume is recommended for dogs only. Don't miss the matching pet Darth Vader outfit.
Now, I've seen some disturbing, badly-thought-out Star Wars tchotchkes in my day, but man oh man. I am speechless.
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(Thanks, Jess!)
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.