Found on Flickr, this Chinese poster advertising for people to form a crime-syndicate:
Searching for Someone that Would be Interested [To Whom It May Concern]
I have been recently released from prison after doing over 10 years of time. I wanted to reform [reject the way of crime] and join the society, but the government is not what it used to be [I have done my time, but the government still treats me as a criminal].
I tried to start my own business, but lost everything. Thus I am broke and lack of money [financial resource].
Today, I have decided to join a terrorist organization or the underground crime syndicate. If anyone has connections, I am willing to join.
Or, if others have the similar idea, we could join forces and start our own "mafia".
Good looking female members are encouraged and welcome.
Contact telephone number: 027-61297229
Law enforcements please do not bother me, I have yet broken any law.
(Thanks, Tian!)