Eternal Engrish of the Bootleg DVD

It's only 24 hours old, but our little "Crappy Bootleg DVD Covers" photo pool on Flickr already overfloweth. Screengrabs, box art, all kinds of illicit, Dada-tastic sludge scooped from the bottom of the black market sea. What's the difference between these dirty gems and a moment of Worth1000 / somethingawful / Fark photoshoppery? These are real. Above, detail from an illegal copy of Michel Gondry's Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (full-size pic). The DVD cover pull quote: "Too self-absorbed to fully connect with an audience." Evidently, these warez vendors didn't pass their ESL courses, and must not have understood the user-submitted comments they copied and pasted from IMDB.com. Thanks to everyone who's contributed so far!

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Reader comment: Andrew Tonkin says, "The Eternal Sunshine quote you highlight is in fact a (hilariously negative) review from Ty Burr of the Boston Globe: Link. End of the third paragraph."