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This downloadable PDF has step-by-step instructions for folding an amazing, lifelike Yoda: "Bad grammar have I you think? When 700 years you have, talk like your Zadie you will too!"
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(Thanks, Mozai!)
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.