There's a female Disneyland Haunted Mansion costume for sale on eBay. Bids open at $600, which makes it too rich for my blood — but think of the possibilities! Not just playing "stern castmember and guest who won't put away his flash" at home, but actually sneaking this into the Park and seeing how long you could direct traffic at the Haunted Mansion!
Update: Aw crap! It's a forgery! OTOH, how cool is it that there are Disneyland Haunted Mansion Uniform Forgers preying on the unsuspecting in interwebland? (Thanks, Ricky!)
