Skymall spoof — funny!

Today's installment of the webcomic Penny Arcade spoofs the Skymall catalogs you get in the seat-back pockets on airplanes, filled with useless, over-described tchotchkes.

Hideous Portal to Gael'Thoth

Toil slowly over this cauldron of madness until the words give way to a blood-slick rip in natural law. Willl you rule in this new hell? Or will the symphony of wailing babes and sizzling human fat leave you a shuddering husk, and succor a distant memory? Comes with storage box (2 lbs). $29.95

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(via Waxy)