Lisa Carver vs. the Satanists

I haven't begun to get to the bottom of this twisted true tale, but following the links to all the parties involved has proven to be quite a trip. Here's what I've gathered so far: Lisa Carver (aka Lisa Suckdog), a musician/performance artist who used to hang out with the late dung-flinging musician GG Allin, and was romantically involved with controversial prankster/musician Boyd Rice, has a new autobiography out, entitled Drugs Are Nice : A Post-Punk Memoir.

In her book, she writes some inflammatory stuff about Anton LaVey, the late founder of the Church of Satan, reporting that he abused family pet dogs by starving and freezing them, and striking them across the face with wooden boards. She goes on to repeat a rumor that LaVey impregnated his own daughter, making his son, Stanton LaVey, also his grandson.

Carver says she was attacked last night outside a book signing by Szandora and Stanton LaVey.

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A red-haired gal said, "Are you Lisa Carver? I'm Szandora and this is Stanton LaVey and" something like we want to know why you'd write something like that and you're a stupid bitch and we're going to kick your ass. So she lunges for me, we pull each others hair out, I kick her in the crotch a couple times, she scratches my neck up. I'm fine with that part. Stanton is her boyfriend and I wrote things about him and she announced her intentions and I could have run back in the store if I'd wanted to avoid it and it was fair because it was one on one. Then Stanton yells at me to get off his girlfriend, who was actually on top of ME, but I think I was hurting her, and so she's holding me down and he's kicking me on the pavement! And then my friend Pat Glamorous yells at him and tries to pull me out from under Szandora and two more satanists come up and I don't know if they were kicking me because I was in a fetal position at that point clawing and kicking at any flesh I could. Then my friends come up and Stanton yells "You're gonna get it even worse in San Francisco tomorrow!"

So then Szandora LaVey went onto Carver's blog to respond:

Your story is incorrect.  If Stanton was hurting you why didn't any of your GUY friends help you?  It was a fight between me and YOU.  You STARTED it!  You are just feeling like shit cause you got in a fight.  You are trying to make yourself seem like a guy beat you up. That is totally stupid. Stanton would NEVER hit a woman! A clump of my hair?  Nice fantasy, all of my pretty hair is intact.   
Press charges on me.  I'm the one you got into a fight with. And that's exactly what I told the police last night when I made my report.

I have a feeling this story isn't over yet. (via Subcrawl)