Strip-joint balloon-artist sets balloon-inflating record

Eric sez, "I just did a story on a local guy who set a new Guinness record in balloon blowing. The weird thing is he works in a strip club six days a week, but calls Sunday his 'church day.'"

"While I was blowing up balloons another guy sat down at one of their tables and ate 200 crackers. He kept yelling out, 'You're inspiring me, man,'" said Lortie.

Monday morning, Lortie couldn't tie his own shoes.

"My fingers were swollen from tying balloons," he said.

Unfortunately, Lortie never got the chance to see what 520 balloons look like all piled up.

"We were letting the kids take them as I blew them up. The pile never seemed to get any bigger," he said.

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(Thanks, Eric!)