Can you remember who uttered of each of the following utterly idiotic tech-related utterances in 2005?
# "Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the shuffle."
# "I know what I don't know, and to this day I don't know technology and I don't know accounting and finance."
# "Screw the nano."
# "I'm going to fucking kill Google."
Link to Wired News story, with answers — and more "2005 Foot-In-Mouth Awards" winners.