Chuck Norris responds to chucknorrisfacts.com

The action star known for high-style facial hair, high-flyin' kicks, and high-caliber weaponry replied today to spoof site chucknorrisfacts.com, which lists such "facts" as

"Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down."

Responding on his vanity site, Norris plugs his autobiography and shrugs off the prank domain. "I do know that boys will be boys," he says of the internet. And those of us without facial hair know the internet is not comprised entirely of boys. Link (Thanks, Naimul)

Reader Comment: Ian says,

I operate 4q.cc, the site that began the Chuck Norris Fact Generator. I noticed that you referenced chucknorrisfacts.com in your post regarding Chuck's statement. Please note that these are knockoff sites that have stolen my content and attempted to profit from it. I would appreciate it if you corrected your post and updated it with my original website, www.4q.cc/chuck. Thank you.