Defective Yeti has rendered the decision-tree that led to the US invasion of Iraq as a text-adventure game in the style of Zork. The results are screamingly funny:
Oval Office
You are standing inside a White House, having just been elected to the presidency of the United States. You knew Scalia would pull through for you.There is a large desk here, along with a few chairs and couches. The presidential seal is in the middle of the room and there is a full-length mirror upon the wall.
What do you want to do now?
> INVADE IRAQ
You are not able to do that, yet.> LOOK MIRROR
Self-reflection is not your strong suit.> PET SEAL
It's not that kind of seal.> EXAMINE CHAIRS
They are two several chairs arranged around the center of the room, along with two couches. Under one couch you find Clinton's shoes.> FILL SHOES
You are unable to fill Clinton's shoes.
(via Lawgeek)
