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Ten ways Dick Cheney can kill you (apols to Chuck Norris)

Xeni Jardin at 11:47 am Mon, Feb 13, 2006

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Click for full size. Spotted on Metafilter by Boing Boing reader Ross Nelson, ~~attribution info gladly accepted~~ and reader Sereena X says, "This link is from March 15, 2005."

Sean Bonner has another suggestion here.

And Boing Boing reader Charles Vestal says,

I set up a script so you can generate your own fake CNN story about how Dick Cheney shot you or a loved one. It can yield some interesting results. Enjoy!

Reader comment: Eric says,

I believe the list should certainly include "outing your status as a covert intelligence agent."

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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