Ten ways Dick Cheney can kill you (apols to Chuck Norris)

Click for full size. Spotted on Metafilter by Boing Boing reader Ross Nelson, attribution info gladly accepted and reader Sereena X says, "This link is from March 15, 2005."

Sean Bonner has another suggestion here.

And Boing Boing reader Charles Vestal says,

I set up a script so you can generate your own fake CNN story about how Dick Cheney shot you or a loved one. It can yield some interesting results. Enjoy!
Reader comment: Eric says,
I believe the list should certainly include "outing your status as a covert intelligence agent."