Ye Olde Unicorn Chaser

Boing Boing reader Phill Kennedy says,

Xeni, where are you when you are needed??? Boing Boing had the guy drinking kids' urine, then they had the shrunken head thing. Where is that Unicorn chaser when we need it most?? Is there some kind of "Xeni" "bat signal" we can turn on in emergencies??

Link to THE UNICORN TAPESTRIES. In the ancient tapestry shown above, one of these bold and magical unicorn creatures is getting an anal probe with a spear. That's gotta hurt. Oh and why not mack on some cuppycakes while you're browsing?