Meat cyborg woman

Sarah T-068's features include:

  • 100% genuine telepathic meat gloves for communicating with loved-ones. A must-have for any meat cyborg!
  • photosynthetic light-capture organs and external chloroplast circulatory system
  • bionic legs for kicking CEO's, politicians, priests, soldiers and other agents of oppression and exploitation.
  • whipped cream and olive array for generating Anti-Yahweh telepathic shielding
  • ninja meat mask for stealth operations
  • generous line-in/line-out options

Link (Thanks, Reverse Cowgirl!)