This gentleman plans to eat only monkey chow for a week and keep a journal about it.
Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
But can a human subsist on a constant diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys do? For the good of human kind, I'm about to find out. On June 3, 2006, I began my week of eating nothing but monkey chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."
Maybe I'll lose weight. Maybe I'll gain superhuman monkey strength. Maybe I'll go crazy. Maybe it's too late. Check back here every day to follow along with the Monkey Chow Diaries.
Reader comment: Edward says: "The monkey chow story reminds me of an old plan to create people chow (I
think of it as a nutritious version of crackerjacks, eat it raw or with
milk or cooked into some more complex dish) and have bins of it on every
street corner (next to the mail box?). No more hunger, you can work and eat
well or just eat out of the bins."
