More news from the War on Hair-Gel:
"U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft."
Intelligence about the Hair-Gel Bombers was extracted through torture in Pakistan, as in "Please stop electrocuting my testicles! What? Only if I reveal a — OWWWWWW — terrorist plot — AAAAAAHH? All right — SCREEEECH! — the terrorists will be blowing up a plane with, with, oh man, I don't know, hair gel! Yes! Hair gel!"
