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Lost Mountain Clayworks sells a full line of pirate tableware, from jugs to plates and bowls to the inevitable tankards, decorated with jolly skull-and-x-bones motifs.
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(Thanks, Tom!)
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.