Naked man smokes crack and gets attacked by an 11-foot aligator.

This morning in Florida, a large alligator tried to eat a naked gentleman who was smoking crack.
 Media Thumbnails Photo 2006-11 26648400 The alligator had the man in his jaws when deputies arrived at Lake Parker in Lakeland about 4 a.m. today. They were called by nearby residents who reported hearing a man yelling for help.

[Adrian J.] Apgar, 45, of Polk City, suffered a broken arm, partially amputated left arm and trauma to his left leg.

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