Dr. Laura action figure

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Coop says, "Bad little kids used to get coal in their stocking; now they get this!" It's true–a Dr. Laura Talking action figure. According to DrLaura.com, you just "Press her button" (!) and she says things like, "…proud mother of an American Soldier," "…this is the hill you want to die on?," and "Now, go do the right thing."
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