Birdmonster has learned to stop worrying and love the spam.
I love the nearly poetic intext gibberish ("And if de bees wake, it doan matter for her her"), the wonderful email titles ("intrinsically regimental" or "lumpy connote"), and, especially, the names. They read like a list of distinguished hobos:
– Faulkner T. Rasmus
– Ty Coon
– Lestat Crownover
– Crabtree S. Stella
– Milligan Peg
– Lavonne Negronne
– Barrera Fanny
– Eduardo Watches
– Gonzales B.B. Bertram
– Septimus T. StevensonExpectant parents: throw away those two dollar baby-naming periodicals. Faulkner T. Rasmus YourLastNameHere is better than anything inside. Not unlike that Men's Wearhouse guy: I guarantee it.
Link (Thanks, Zach!)
