Faux cocaine seduces the ladies: creepy '80s TV ad

Link to skeevy ad for "synthcoke," once sold "at adult bookstores throughout Manhattan." Beats Clorox!

UPDATE: Turns out this ad came from a long-running adult cable access show produced by none other than SCREW Magazine's Al Goldstein.

You can buy a DVD of archived editions of the show, including weird ads they ran like this one for SynthCoke:
Link.

From 1975 to 2002, MIDNIGHT BLUE was late-night cable's most depraved cavalcade of politics, pornography and perversion… meet the real legends behind DEEP THROAT… Carol Connors: Uninhibited bisexual co-star, extreme animal lover, and mother of award-winning actress Thora Birch. Harry Reems: The prolific porn stud whose criminal indictment on obscenity charges galvanized Hollywood. Gerard Damiano: Hairdresser turned visionary porn director… Chuck Traynor: Linda Lovelace's bluntly outspoken husband, manager and alleged abuser… And much more, including the show's original commercials for swinger clubs, adult toys and escort services that dropped jaws and pants all over New York City and lit the fuse on the battles against the FCC that still rage today.