Light-saber umbrella

The Lightsaber Umbrella has an illuminated stalk running up the middle, so that you glow like an eerie mugger-beacon as you stalk the wet streets of town, blinded by the night-vision- destroying light-source inches from your face.

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(via Shiny Shiny)

Update: Thanks to everyone who pointed out that these are reminiscent of the Blade Runner brollies.