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Britney Spears: REAL ULTIMATE POWER

Xeni Jardin at 3:52 pm Mon, Mar 5, 2007

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Britney Spears can kill anyone she wants! Britney Spears cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. This chick is so crazy and awesome that she flips out ALL the time. I heard that once Britney Spears was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Britney Spears killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Britney Spears totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that Britney Spears has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or she will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

LINK!!!!!. Oh: Ninjas are pretty sweet, too. (Thanks, Sean Bonner)

Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: xeni@boingboing.net.

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