Instant BoingBoing post generator, mad libs style

Enter some nouns, adjectives, and other stuff into a text form on this website, and you get an instant BoingBoing post! Don't miss the extra bonus link at the end, for some palate-cleansing unicorn goodness by "Snark Frankenfurter." I think they really nailed the BoingBoing spirit. It's almost as good as an open source bluetooth dildo website woven by Bigfoot that gets banned by internet censors in China. ALMOST. Link. (thanks, Katie)