Detail from a self-portrait drawn by Paris Hilton (presumably with a pigeon quill dipped in pruno) while serving time in a California jail. Who does she think she is with those anime-eyes, Angelyne? A Margaret Keane waif? Anyway, it's a gift for the guy who runs TMZ.com.
Boing Boing editor/partner and tech culture journalist Xeni Jardin hosts and produces Boing Boing's in-flight TV channel on Virgin America airlines (#10 on the dial), and writes about living with breast cancer. Diagnosed in 2011. @xeni on Twitter. email: email@example.com.