CNET's Daniel Terdiman interrogates Fake Steve Jobs on the launch of the iPhone:
[Q] So, AT&T? I mean, seriously. AT&T?[A] Fake Steve: Yeah. Agreed. I know. And look how they've (messed) it all up already, just in the first three days. F—–g frigtards. You wouldn't believe the phone calls I've been having with those idiots. Well, maybe you would. I called that jackass CEO, got his receptionist, and she asked me what I was calling about. I told her the iPhone, and she told me I had to dial a different number, 800 something or other. I'm like, lady, I'm f—–g Steve Jobs, and she says, "Sir, I don't care who you're f—–g, you can't just call up and get our CEO." Unreal.
