Smoker's Bib

The Smoker's Bib was apparently designed for senior citizens, but modeled here by someone much younger. It's $39.98 from Taylor Gifts. From the catalog:
 Images P32276BStop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in senior's clothing. Flame retardent apron stretches across chairs armrest to prevent hot cigarette end from falling onto clothing or between you and the chair.
Link (Thanks, Carlo Longino!)