Jonathan Lee Riches, a prison inmate in South Carolina, filed a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit against NFL quarterback Michael Vick, alleging that Vick stole Riches's pit bulls, sold them on eBay, and then bought missiles from Iran with the cash. (Vick is in the news already for involvement in dogfighting.) From Fox News:
The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year.
"Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes," Riches writes in the complaint.
Riches wants $63 billion dollars "backed by gold and silver " delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.
Link (Thanks, Carlo Longino!)
