Comments on: Hello Kitty assault rifle

By: David B.

David B. — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s perfect. There just aren’t enough drive-by murders by women. It’s so heartwarming to see that gangs are being proactive!

By: akathewomanwhosharesmyhead

akathewomanwhosharesmyhead — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Wow !!!!
Dear Santa
Ive been a VERY good girl this year…….

By: Reynold Doforno

Reynold Doforno — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Is a very nice rifle… but the name is terrible: AK-47 and it can kill.

By: The Life Of Bryan

The Life Of Bryan — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Puddy tat piddle on the pillow again? What better way to say Goodbye Kitty?

By: wildweasel

wildweasel — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

This reminds me of the Sanrio Beretta 93R that somebody made as a graphics hack for Half-Life.

By: arbitraryaardvark

arbitraryaardvark — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Accessorize with this pink taser from amazon, $350.

By: stevew

stevew — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Some might prefer an old fashioned, Barbie Doll motif. I believe this one works:
http://www.hellinahandbasket.net/BARBIE1%20%282%29.jpg

By: seanhansen

seanhansen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

There’s no way that’s real,they got too many technical data wrong, like calling a stock sock a muffler.

-SH.

By: Crash

Crash — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Curses that it’s only a parody… I thought the problem of my girlfriend’s birthday present had been solved!

This would have gone perfectly with my pink-heart and unicorn sticker festooned Glock 19.

By: Belac

Belac — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s an HK-47!

By: Antinous

Antinous — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Hello Kalashnikov?

By: noen

noen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

“There is no such thing as ‘Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear.’”

oh, I’m heartbroken. I would buy a Sucking-Chest-Wound Bear.

By: Maggie Leber

Maggie Leber — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Not exactly a new idea:

http://coalcreekarmory.blogspot.com/2005/11/kalashnikitty-t-shirts-now-available.html

By: idoru45

idoru45 — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I can totally go one better – how’s about Tactical Nuclear Strike Kitty?

(Link goes to a Flickr page)

By: IshMEL

IshMEL — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Standard issue for Thai Police?

By: jburris

jburris — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

if its functional thats cheap for an AK anymore. recently the prices have gone up dramatically again. a pre ban AK in terrible shape with a factory folding stock and a pair of high capacity clips can sell for $1500 these days when about 10 years ago you could grab one for $150 all day long.

By: Tom A

Tom A — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

I’m disappointed they limit quantities to 200 per order.

By: Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator

Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

SeanHansen (31), ignore for the moment the bits on the page that label it parody. You’re right that Glamguns.com get the technical data wrong: for handguard, read grip. Also, I’m not sure that isn’t an AK-74.

But errors aren’t enough to prove it’s a fake. Real objects frequently receive flawed writeups. What’s more to the point is the objection JBurris and RugerRedHawk make: the price is way too low for an unmodified fully automatic AK-47, much less a custom job like that one.

Calton (23): No. It’s good for them.

By: anthropomorphictoast

anthropomorphictoast — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

…CHIBI KILLSTICK!!!

Sorry, couldn’t help but think of MegaTokyo here. >.>

By: MoogleLally

MoogleLally — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Ha! When you go to check out it redirects you to a book on amazon: A Theory of Parody.

By: Slutty McWhore - Scottish Handjob Artiste

Slutty McWhore - Scottish Handjob Artiste — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Too bad this gun's fake. I would have loved to have used it to put a bullet in the ass of my fat-assed Republican clients

By: Parq

Parq — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Darn it, all the good comments are already taken!

By: mattyd

mattyd — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Very sweet. My gf and I collect “Hello Kitty” so this would be perfect for our collection (actually she pointed this out to me from another site and said she wanted it). YES, we would have a REAL AK-47 in our house along with our Glock and Mossberg. Remember our Constitution.

Cheers.

By: Gloria

Gloria — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Murder is *adorable*!

By: LeadPipe

LeadPipe — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

It’s a shame its a fake.

By: Calton

Calton — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

So, you ARE going to mark it as a parody to save people the trouble of having to figure it out, right?

By: Beastmouth

Beastmouth — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Where is the AK from, tho?

I’ve broken down a few, and there’s no way, no matter how gussied up, a Chinese AK is worth a $K. If it’s Russian, or Eastern Europe I supposed it might be worth it…

By: Baby Jeebus

Baby Jeebus — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Too bad it’s a parody. I was looking around for a hot pink “Britney Spears” Humvee Assault Vehicle with a roof-mounted “Strawberry Shortcake” M249 SAW “Berry Picker”.

By: noen

noen — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

Fake? oh, you mean they don’t have permission from Sanrio? Heh, the AK is all the permission they need! lol

By: Strato

Strato — Wed, 30 Nov -0001 00:00:00 +0000

fake as in, the Martha Stewart Claymore Mines and Mother Teresa LAW Rocket launcher are kind of a dead give away…since not even the N.R.A. can get you those on the open market…much less in a wide variety of pastel colors.

wonder if anyone still does “Z-coating” on firearms… friend once did some custom Zcoats on a pair of matching Colt Python pistols..
one baby blue the other hot pink…”his” and “hers” aniversary gift.