Mohawk toupee

Goth outfitter Venom & Booties sells mohwak toupees. Available in a dozen colors, the £55 kit includes a hand-made mohawk and the "secret formula" to attach it securely to your pate. And no, they don't seem to be kidding. From the product page:

FauxhawkvenomAfter 20 years of rock'n'roll'n'gin the surviving gothic-punk is rather thin (on top). But thanks to our secret formula your mohawk can be instantly regenerated…

Our hand made mohawks are designed to look perfectly realistic and stay that way all day and all night, using techniques from special FX film make up to bond to your head!

Link (Thanks, Kirsten Anderson!)