Tale of the tree that ate cows


9 Responses to “Tale of the tree that ate cows”

  1. Shrdlu says:

    Glad to know that trees are finally fighting deforestation and greenhouse gasses at the source.

  2. iburl says:


  3. AdamLesh says:

    Where’s Tom Bombadil when you need him?

  4. Miss Cellania says:

    Feed me, Seymour! Feed me!

  5. Teresa Nielsen Hayden / Moderator says:

    NoneMoreBlack, indeed it does.

    License Farm, I thought the little round-headed kid lived in Sebastopol CA. He’s probably working at O’Reilly even as we speak.

    Microstooge, neither would win, because they’d never get into a fight in the first place. The tree eats cows, and the Chupacabra sucks goats. There’s no competition.

  6. NoneMoreBlack says:

    Smacks suspiciously of the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary

  7. help i cant comfirm my username themelonbread says:

    @ # 3 nonmoreblack

    I was just about to mention the sheeplant with an umbilical stalk…

    but seriously dude, “suspiciously”?

    “Area accounts of flying saucers smack suspiciously of similar “flying rod” stories”.

  8. License Farm says:

    This is obviously a cousin to your garden-variety kite-eating trees, native to the Midwest and a plague to little round headed kids.

  9. MiCroStoogE says:

    In a fight between a cow-eating tree and a chupacabra, which would win?

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