Pregnancy products with funny names

Least Likely to Breed carries a range of delightfully named pregnancy products, from "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" to "Roid Rage Hemorrhoid Remedy" -- as well as a diaper salve called "Bad Ass Booty Balm." I have no idea if the stuff is any good, but the product names are great. Link (Thanks, Leigh!)


  1. LOL – This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman finds his moms tampons. Branded “Beaver Dam”

  2. Not pregnancy related but young child related is a no rinse cleanser called “Mom Spit,” I saw info about it a couple months ago on a different blog.

  3. Somewhat related, whenever I see an ad for that razor bump treatment cream “Bump Stopper” I immediately think that would be a great name for emergency contraception.

  4. Makes me think of the Simpsons when Marge is finding out whether she’s pregnant using “Barnacle Bill’s Home Pregnancy Test.”

  5. Very funny copy writing on the site. I love the factoid about Elizabethian babies being changed once every few days (ewwww).

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