Pregnancy products with funny names

Least Likely to Breed carries a range of delightfully named pregnancy products, from "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" to "Roid Rage Hemorrhoid Remedy" -- as well as a diaper salve called "Bad Ass Booty Balm." I have no idea if the stuff is any good, but the product names are great. Link (Thanks, Leigh!)

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thordivel

LOL – This reminds me of the South Park episode where Cartman finds his moms tampons. Branded “Beaver Dam”
javajeb

Reminds me of the Cajun Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for diaper rash. Works well too.
msjen

Very funny copy writing on the site. I love the factoid about Elizabethian babies being changed once every few days (ewwww).
Paul Charteris

Once ultrarunners find out about this stuff it will sell like hotcakes.
BaS

Not pregnancy related but young child related is a no rinse cleanser called “Mom Spit,” I saw info about it a couple months ago on a different blog.
Ivan

I received a gift at a baby shower: “butt paste”.
mbimotmog

Somewhat related, whenever I see an ad for that razor bump treatment cream “Bump Stopper” I immediately think that would be a great name for emergency contraception.
Ian70

We’ve come a long way from Bag Balm, baby.
RyanH

I am loving the idea of a maternity company called “Least Likely to Breed”
JM

Makes me think of the Simpsons when Marge is finding out whether she’s pregnant using “Barnacle Bill’s Home Pregnancy Test.”