Pregnancy products with funny names

Least Likely to Breed carries a range of delightfully named pregnancy products, from "Tough Titties Nipple Rub" to "Roid Rage Hemorrhoid Remedy" — as well as a diaper salve called "Bad Ass Booty Balm." I have no idea if the stuff is any good, but the product names are great.

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(Thanks, Leigh!)